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I just want to sew presents for babies.
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I've had two oral surgeries. One 8 weeks ago, one yesterday. Last night, I got this call from the doc... Can you guess which surgery didn't go so great? Hint: After the 1st, the surgeon did NOT call me to give me his fucking cell phone number so I could call him directly if I need anything. 😅
Transcription of a voicemail from yesterday at 7:36 PM. Voicemail says "I was calling to check in on you see how you were doing after the procedure today. I hope you're doing well, hanging in there, if you need anything or have any questions you can reach me at the office. Or after hours over the weekend, on my cell phone, my cell phone number is..."
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
emberandether.bsky.social
I long ago decided to never look at any emails ever again. I like my life better that way. It's self-care. So go on, email me. I fucking dare you.
Inbox with 12,348 unread mail.
May 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
emberandether.bsky.social
Gloriavale
Text graphic saying "Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?"
March 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
emberandether.bsky.social
They were gifs when I uploaded. One at a time I suppose.
January 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
emberandether.bsky.social
Who is your celebrity "birthday twin" (born the same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only.
January 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
emberandether.bsky.social
Listen...
Graphic with a croc and the text "The party don't start 'til I croc in."
December 5, 2024 at 12:34 AM