Why do they only ask me if my dogs want pup cups? I too would very much like to eat free whipped cream out of a paper cup.
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Why do they only ask me if my dogs want pup cups? I too would very much like to eat free whipped cream out of a paper cup.
As an empath, I totally understand where Charlie Kirk was coming from when he said “Empathy is a sin”.
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As an empath, I totally understand where Charlie Kirk was coming from when he said “Empathy is a sin”.
When and why … did Americans switch from calling them “stuffed animals” to “stuffies”?
September 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When and why … did Americans switch from calling them “stuffed animals” to “stuffies”?
So thankful for this beautiful day off I’m not enjoying because capitalism is forcing me to bed rot instead.
September 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So thankful for this beautiful day off I’m not enjoying because capitalism is forcing me to bed rot instead.
I know corporate America has done more for me than therapy ever has because I keep telling myself to have a “growth mindset” about the stress and drama of planning a wedding.
February 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know corporate America has done more for me than therapy ever has because I keep telling myself to have a “growth mindset” about the stress and drama of planning a wedding.
Breaking: Man declares demotes best friend to just a friend after not speaking for 24 years
October 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Breaking: Man declares demotes best friend to just a friend after not speaking for 24 years
Breaking: New Taliban Laws An Introvert Females Dream Life
August 27, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Breaking: New Taliban Laws An Introvert Females Dream Life
Breaking: Afghani women show lowest incidence of skin cancer ever, thanks to new Taliban laws
August 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Breaking: Afghani women show lowest incidence of skin cancer ever, thanks to new Taliban laws
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reading a book is one of my favorite ways to use a dead plant to escape the real world via hallucinations
July 30, 2024 at 7:59 AM
reading a book is one of my favorite ways to use a dead plant to escape the real world via hallucinations
Chicago is the Gen X of cities. Everyone forgets about us.
July 30, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Chicago is the Gen X of cities. Everyone forgets about us.
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just found out i've been wearing my dunce cap backwards all these years
July 27, 2024 at 6:47 AM
just found out i've been wearing my dunce cap backwards all these years
Bird labor union sues Lady Gaga for excessive feather use at Olympics; LG countersues on basis that birds aren’t real.
July 27, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Bird labor union sues Lady Gaga for excessive feather use at Olympics; LG countersues on basis that birds aren’t real.
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but how can kamala harris be gen x if people are paying attention to her
July 22, 2024 at 10:21 PM
but how can kamala harris be gen x if people are paying attention to her
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"It’s getting harder and harder to come up with enough incoherent perspectives to meet the moment."
News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions
NEW YORK—Calling out the unsustainable pace at which historic events seemed to be occurring, local man Brad Gifford told reporters Monday that important news stories were now happening faster than ...
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July 22, 2024 at 5:55 PM
"It’s getting harder and harder to come up with enough incoherent perspectives to meet the moment."
Worst day ever for Hillary.
July 21, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Worst day ever for Hillary.
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Gilgamesh and Enkidu were just the boys of Sumer
July 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Gilgamesh and Enkidu were just the boys of Sumer
Crowdstrike gave credence to its namesake. It struck the crowd.
July 21, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Crowdstrike gave credence to its namesake. It struck the crowd.
I came to Bluesky only to discover there's not an edit button. I thought this platform was better than Twitter!
July 20, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I came to Bluesky only to discover there's not an edit button. I thought this platform was better than Twitter!
Joe Biden looked at his covid test and thought he was pregnant
July 20, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Joe Biden looked at his covid test and thought he was pregnant
Breaking: Milwaukee runs out of spray tanner, Botox after RNC convention
July 20, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Breaking: Milwaukee runs out of spray tanner, Botox after RNC convention
Finally watching "Milk" and disappointed to realize it doesn't pass the Bechdel test.
March 9, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Finally watching "Milk" and disappointed to realize it doesn't pass the Bechdel test.