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ellesimo.bsky.social
@ellesimo.bsky.social
churches are good for prayer, but so are cars and mountains and showers and dance floors

msp, mn ❤️
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sidewalk plowing in action in downtown minneapolis… let me drive it
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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If you're cold, they're cold - bring them inside #BikeSky
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
if you're mad at me for biking in the driving lane tell @minneapolismn.gov to properly plow the bike lanes
December 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I say this not even to scold bad drivers, but to help people life a more stress-free life:

If you stop worrying about driving as fast as you can and stop getting annoyed at other people on the road your life will improve dramatically. You'll get there fine, relax and listen to your favorite podcast
December 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Fiddler on the roof, but with ICE agents playing the part of Cossacks. I know people think of Fiddler as a heartwarming story about a funny man doing Ya-ba-dibba-dibbas, but it's literally about pogroms like this
Masked men wearing ICE vests—but who refused to present a warrant or identify themselves—roped off a construction site, trapping two men on a roof for hours in subzero temps. Protesters gathered. Masked men eventually left, and one man on the roof was taken away by ambulance kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Happy holidays. Please install secure bike parking in front of your shops. I'm going to spend money and I ride a cargo bike to do it. www.stpaul.gov/departments/...
Bike Parking
www.stpaul.gov
November 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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good morning specifically to Claire Sharpe

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
a walk around the neighborhood
November 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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A good sign.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
my turn! my turn!
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Remember, we aren't trapped in here with him, he is trapped in here with *us*.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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You heard it here first: Georgia, Mississippi, Pennsylvania are blue states now!
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Today is Day 36 of the Republican shutdown. Your regular reminders:

1. Republicans control the White House, Senate and House.

2. GOP making deep cuts to Medicaid, Medicare and ACA.

3. Democrats are fighting to lower costs, cancel the cuts and save healthcare for Americans.
Trump to Republican senators: "I thought we'd have a discussion after the press leaves about what last night represented and what we should do about it and also about the shutdown and how that relates to last night. If you read the pollsters, the shutdown was a big factor, negative for Republicans."
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong,

it is right.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness,

it is a strength.

No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited,

it is unlimited.
November 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face
November 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Mpls Bluesky like
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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two morons, both alike in dignity...
October 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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This and the governors race are the two most important races in the 2026 election.

This a must win. Keith and his office are doing so much good work that is protecting the most vulnerable in MN.
I’ve spent my life fighting to make Minnesota a fairer place where everyone can live with dignity, safety, and respect.

From lowering drug costs to holding corporations accountable, I’ll always stand up for Minnesotans.
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM