Samson
@elks.bsky.social
Am elk and I like roller coasters | 30 | he/him | ❤️🦌 @jackariah.bsky.social
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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We found him ... the Blues Father
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We found him ... the Blues Father
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So that's why he's called the head of state
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
So that's why he's called the head of state
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can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
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Disney wants you to cancel your subscriptions so badly.
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Disney wants you to cancel your subscriptions so badly.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Hey is anyone else really bothered by the design of JFK/UMass and how you have to change platforms to switch between lines going the same direction
Because it pisses me off a lot and I basically never even use the station
Because it pisses me off a lot and I basically never even use the station
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey is anyone else really bothered by the design of JFK/UMass and how you have to change platforms to switch between lines going the same direction
Because it pisses me off a lot and I basically never even use the station
Because it pisses me off a lot and I basically never even use the station
I wonder when vore 2 is gonna come out
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I wonder when vore 2 is gonna come out
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And poof!! a bit of magic and they're back to normal!- well- normal enough! - Robin and Prince for @thunderkid92.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
And poof!! a bit of magic and they're back to normal!- well- normal enough! - Robin and Prince for @thunderkid92.bsky.social
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
Why does it have to be a canes that opens so close
Why can't we have something actually good
Why can't we have something actually good
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Why does it have to be a canes that opens so close
Why can't we have something actually good
Why can't we have something actually good
I want so many baked goods
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I want so many baked goods
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November 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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MORE BADGE!!!
this one is for @turbodragon.bsky.social!
this one is for @turbodragon.bsky.social!
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
MORE BADGE!!!
this one is for @turbodragon.bsky.social!
this one is for @turbodragon.bsky.social!
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Some fluffy relaxation for @kosilius.bsky.social 🐈
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Some fluffy relaxation for @kosilius.bsky.social 🐈
God I love walking around cities so much
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
God I love walking around cities so much
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