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@elks.bsky.social
Am elk and I like roller coasters | 30 | he/him | ❤️🦌 @jackariah.bsky.social
The face of pancreatitis
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Not quite sure that's the music I'd choose for an amusement park, but it is a banger so who's to say if it's wrong or not
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Can't stop thinking about how good this stupid thing is
Who woulda thought a standup from the 90s would be the standout at Magic Mountain
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
At magic mountain today
September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I love too good to go because where else could you get some kid's 7th birthday cake for $10

I also really wanna know the story of why they cancelled this this morning ??
September 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
August 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This might be the coziest creature to ever exist
July 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Same energy
July 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I just like it
July 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Smoking big doinks at the wiener
July 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Thank you La Ronde for using my fursona to advertise The Room (2003) of roller coasters
July 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mr. Knoebel, please save this ride
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Yeah the grid is having a time today
And probably gonna be even worse tomorrow woohoo
June 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can't believe Burlington got rid of the pit what the fuck
June 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
God I love this ride so much, why is it so good
May 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
April 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Hell yeah brother
April 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The power of these two combined tho
March 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Whoever ordered the Karen Read cake is probably having a great day today
March 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
It hurt seeing the train in the midway, and seeing the track in the process of being disassembled
That was my #1 bucket list ride for pretty much as long as I can remember, but I got there too late :c
February 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Yeah, it sure is
February 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Madelajoy404 is here to help
January 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
December 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Good morning
December 28, 2024 at 1:24 PM