El Jebus
@eljebus.bsky.social
I'm having a good time. I'm friends with dogs and that's pretty cool.
Let us not forget that he is also a kid fucker.
January 20, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Let us not forget that he is also a kid fucker.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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imagine if it happens on tv
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
imagine if it happens on tv
Any politician saying to not take the bait should be tied to the ICE agents we throw in the pit.
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Any politician saying to not take the bait should be tied to the ICE agents we throw in the pit.
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Gangs of armed, masked rapists are kidnapping women and children and disappearing them to concentration camps. They are gunning your neighbors down in the streets. Stand up. Fight back. Defend your communities. Which side are you on?
Minneapolis ICE shooting live updates: Officer shot person after being attacked: DHS
The ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, multiple U.S. officials familiar with his medical condition told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Gangs of armed, masked rapists are kidnapping women and children and disappearing them to concentration camps. They are gunning your neighbors down in the streets. Stand up. Fight back. Defend your communities. Which side are you on?
Fed murders woman: now hold on, we can't rush to judgement.
Civilian breaks a window: this guy is gettin' arrested right now!
Civilian breaks a window: this guy is gettin' arrested right now!
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Fed murders woman: now hold on, we can't rush to judgement.
Civilian breaks a window: this guy is gettin' arrested right now!
Civilian breaks a window: this guy is gettin' arrested right now!
What the fuck happened in here? I think it might just be time for a snack.
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 AM
What the fuck happened in here? I think it might just be time for a snack.
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You know who I don't miss? Charlie Kirk.
October 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You know who I don't miss? Charlie Kirk.
I had no idea Coldplay were fascist lovers. www.stereogum.com/2322872/cold...
Coldplay Suggest Fans Send Love To Charlie Kirk’s Family At Wembley
Who knew Coldplay concerts would end up causing so much controversy? In July, the tech CEO cheating with the head of HR at their Foxborough show and getting caught on the kiss cam was all everyone tal...
www.stereogum.com
September 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I had no idea Coldplay were fascist lovers. www.stereogum.com/2322872/cold...
This cat knows right where I want to stand.
September 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This cat knows right where I want to stand.
I think the biggest reason to suggest the piece of shit isn't dead yet is it hasn't been leaked to a bunch of people via Signal.
Counterpoint to that is whatever journalist receiving the message is just saving it for their book.
Counterpoint to that is whatever journalist receiving the message is just saving it for their book.
August 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I think the biggest reason to suggest the piece of shit isn't dead yet is it hasn't been leaked to a bunch of people via Signal.
Counterpoint to that is whatever journalist receiving the message is just saving it for their book.
Counterpoint to that is whatever journalist receiving the message is just saving it for their book.
Ah fuck. Snoop sucks.
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ah fuck. Snoop sucks.
Hell fuckin yeah! Luke Littler with the 9 darter. Been teased so many legs with a proper 9 this match play.
July 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hell fuckin yeah! Luke Littler with the 9 darter. Been teased so many legs with a proper 9 this match play.
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1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
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Two striking DC33 workers, one of whom is pregnant, were the victims of a hit-and-run last week when a drunk driver drove into their picket line.
Tyree Ford, a sanitation worker and father of four, sustained serious injuries and is still in critical condition.
www.gofundme.com/f/tyree-ford...
Tyree Ford, a sanitation worker and father of four, sustained serious injuries and is still in critical condition.
www.gofundme.com/f/tyree-ford...
Donate to Tyree Ford, Philadelphia’s DC33, organized by Crystal Purnell-bolden
Greetings, my name is Crystal Purnell-bolden, one of the siblings of Tyree Ford… Crystal Purnell-bolden needs your support for Tyree Ford, Philadelphia’s DC33
www.gofundme.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Two striking DC33 workers, one of whom is pregnant, were the victims of a hit-and-run last week when a drunk driver drove into their picket line.
Tyree Ford, a sanitation worker and father of four, sustained serious injuries and is still in critical condition.
www.gofundme.com/f/tyree-ford...
Tyree Ford, a sanitation worker and father of four, sustained serious injuries and is still in critical condition.
www.gofundme.com/f/tyree-ford...
I don't think I've ever liked something this hard.
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I don't think I've ever liked something this hard.
I bought this game and can easily say that it is a game you should play. Oh, I've also played it. It is on my steam deck right now. Ready to be played again.
I should probably mention that my game I AM DOG is 50% off on the Steam Summer Sale! It’s 50 cents more than a Costco hot dog and drink!
… I don’t think that’s really sellin the deal!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2882280/...
… I don’t think that’s really sellin the deal!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2882280/...
Save 50% on I AM DOG on Steam
I AM DOG is a 2D vertical scrolling platformer where you play as DOG! CHOMP, STOMP and BOMB your way through dirt, stone and enemies and reach the bottom of the DEPTHS to rescue DOG’s friends!
store.steampowered.com
July 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I bought this game and can easily say that it is a game you should play. Oh, I've also played it. It is on my steam deck right now. Ready to be played again.
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“Andrews Cuomo’s creepy sex pest style has earned him our support!”
June 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
“Andrews Cuomo’s creepy sex pest style has earned him our support!”
If you make dropping bombs illegal, only outlaws will drop bombs.
Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
June 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
If you make dropping bombs illegal, only outlaws will drop bombs.
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For people with darker skin injured at protests, and the lawyers representing them:
The difficulty of diagnosing and photographing bruises in victims with darker skin is a consistent factor not only in delayed diagnosis and treatment, but also in smaller settlements in lawsuits.
A 2022 study found that 📸 bruises using blue or purple light led to a 5x improvement in detection.
A 2022 study found that 📸 bruises using blue or purple light led to a 5x improvement in detection.
Improving Bruise Detection with Alternate Light
With support from the National Institute of Justice, Researcher Katherine Scafide, Ph.D. and colleagues investigated whether or not an alternate light source is more useful for detecting and visualizi...
nij.ojp.gov
June 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
For people with darker skin injured at protests, and the lawyers representing them:
