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El Jebus
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I'm having a good time. I'm friends with dogs and that's pretty cool.
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You know who I don't miss? Charlie Kirk.
October 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This cat knows right where I want to stand.
September 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I think the biggest reason to suggest the piece of shit isn't dead yet is it hasn't been leaked to a bunch of people via Signal.

Counterpoint to that is whatever journalist receiving the message is just saving it for their book.
August 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Ah fuck. Snoop sucks.
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'

"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bear likes it here.
August 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hell fuckin yeah! Luke Littler with the 9 darter. Been teased so many legs with a proper 9 this match play.
July 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Two striking DC33 workers, one of whom is pregnant, were the victims of a hit-and-run last week when a drunk driver drove into their picket line.

Tyree Ford, a sanitation worker and father of four, sustained serious injuries and is still in critical condition.

www.gofundme.com/f/tyree-ford...
Donate to Tyree Ford, Philadelphia’s DC33, organized by Crystal Purnell-bolden
Greetings, my name is Crystal Purnell-bolden, one of the siblings of Tyree Ford… Crystal Purnell-bolden needs your support for Tyree Ford, Philadelphia’s DC33
www.gofundme.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I don't think I've ever liked something this hard.
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.

The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.

This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I bought this game and can easily say that it is a game you should play. Oh, I've also played it. It is on my steam deck right now. Ready to be played again.
July 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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“Andrews Cuomo’s creepy sex pest style has earned him our support!”
June 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
If you make dropping bombs illegal, only outlaws will drop bombs.
Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
June 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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For people with darker skin injured at protests, and the lawyers representing them:
The difficulty of diagnosing and photographing bruises in victims with darker skin is a consistent factor not only in delayed diagnosis and treatment, but also in smaller settlements in lawsuits.

A 2022 study found that 📸 bruises using blue or purple light led to a 5x improvement in detection.
Improving Bruise Detection with Alternate Light
With support from the National Institute of Justice, Researcher Katherine Scafide, Ph.D. and colleagues investigated whether or not an alternate light source is more useful for detecting and visualizi...
nij.ojp.gov
June 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@erinburnett.bsky.social out here lyin for the police and @cnn.com
June 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Posting this 1967 Birmingham News editorial cartoon for all the people who don't realize that this is how MLK was viewed by a big chunk of white America.
June 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hanging out with my father-in-law who has dementia and I'm so fucking lucky he's such a nice guy at heart. Down to his core just the sweetest most caring person who just wants to be helpful.
May 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Lol. Please don't put in a fake newspaper that I was mad.
…a journalists’ obligation to disclose a romantic relationship with a political candidate whose candidacy they’re endorsing. And it’s worse bc they’ve both been concealing their relationship; probably not to family & friends but her story of how she ended up on the Miracle Mile, her description…/3
May 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Actual good news? Can this be real? It feels so strange. I'm gonna savor this.
NEWS: Thanks to courageous West Virginia coal miner Harry Wiley and his brilliant attorney, Sam Petsonk, over 100 NIOSH workers in Morgantown, WV just got their jobs back and the crucial Coal Workers Surveillance Program will be restored.

They took on RFK and the Trump admin—and won. Story soon.
May 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Normally not much of a browser plugins guy, but as someone who occasionally looks up video game things online, this one's been very nice. addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...
Indie Wiki Buddy – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)
Download Indie Wiki Buddy for Firefox. Helping you discover quality, independent wikis! When visiting a Fandom wiki, Indie Wiki Buddy redirects or alerts you of independent alternatives. It also filt...
addons.mozilla.org
April 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM