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Elise
@elisemeyers.bsky.social
A lover of romance novels, sunshine, the outdoors, yoga, coffee, and cheese. French fry enthusiast. Be warned my interests are random. Blue dot.

Working on my first contemporary romance while living in the darkest timeline.
Even as a fully grown adult I still want to grow up to be Michelle Obama.

Also, I don’t know how many times she has to tell y’all she doesn’t want to be president. No matter how much we want it. Let her be.
Michelle Obama says “don’t even look at me about running” because the United States isn’t ready for a woman President:

“We ain’t ready. That’s why I’m like ‘don’t even look at me about running’ cause you all are lying. You ain’t ready for a woman. So don’t waste my time.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It was 77 degrees outside today so, of course, I put up my Christmas tree like the completely rational person that I am 😂

It brings me joy that’s all that matters.
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Happy Saturday everyone! I'm having a semi-lazy day. Just finished a workout that kicked my butt. Now I'm going to do some writing, reading, and put up Christmas decorations bc I'm that person.

Hope your day treats you well
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
RIP Alice
‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’
—Alice Wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Grandma: Do you still hate that man?

Me: You’re gonna have to be a lot more specific than that.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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#romancelandia #booksale
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m WFH today which is great! Too bad I have no motivation to do anything. Womp womp
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I gave my first Christmas novella, IN THE SPIRIT, a freshening up! Zach and Jessica got a new cover, a shiny new 1st person POV, and a bonus epilogue! If you’re in the mood for a quick read with lots of romance, laughter, holiday spirit and spice, grab a copy from Kindle Unlimited!
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November 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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i YEARN for the NORTHERN LIGHTS
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’m reading The Worst Guy by Kate Canterbary. I’m only half way through but Y’ALL it’s the best thing I’ve read in awhile. I’m fully in love with Sebastian Stremmel.

Thank you to all the peeps on my TL who recommended this book!
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Tiny criminal has armed herself with a pair of scissors and honestly I do not expect this level of escalation.
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Rainy day owl 🌧️🦉💛

Barred Owl in Central Park, November 2025
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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thanksgiving being at the tail end of mercury retrograde is actually quite diabolical of the universe
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
ISTFG I’m so sick of Schumer and all these Senate Democrats. What do you mean you caved for nothing? So typical.
November 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM