SimpleKnight
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I don't know what you expected me to do, but I hope you feel better
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I don't know what you expected me to do, but I hope you feel better
But you didn't show all the emails where I *WASN'T* on a crime plane/island!
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
But you didn't show all the emails where I *WASN'T* on a crime plane/island!
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November 12, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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DEF: vaintain
verb
Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
verb
Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
November 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
DEF: vaintain
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Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
verb
Constantly primping to keep up appearances more often than is even remotely necessary
Secularism, by its nature, can have no doctrine
If it did, it would be religion
But if it DID have one, it would be
Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose
To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
If it did, it would be religion
But if it DID have one, it would be
Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose
To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Secularism, by its nature, can have no doctrine
If it did, it would be religion
But if it DID have one, it would be
Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose
To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
If it did, it would be religion
But if it DID have one, it would be
Maximize individual education & knowledge to maximize each's ability to choose
To the extent this is unequal, we end up with social arbitrage, which leads to inequality and despair
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November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Is there any rule against a senator polling their constituents to see what they want them to do on any given vote?
Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Is there any rule against a senator polling their constituents to see what they want them to do on any given vote?
Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
Like, I know it's not that simple (troll votes, etc) but could they do it if they wanted to?
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Get your drug test in a fun Disney way!!!
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Get your drug test in a fun Disney way!!!
What exactly is the right amount of money to pay to know that a piece of software or hardware will just always work?
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What exactly is the right amount of money to pay to know that a piece of software or hardware will just always work?
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November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Obituary: Edmund Thomason died early this week suffering from "It's safe to make toast in the bathroom, I've done it dozens of times"
Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Obituary: Edmund Thomason died early this week suffering from "It's safe to make toast in the bathroom, I've done it dozens of times"
Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
Doctors also diagnosed him with being mostly unusually lucky
I have just received what I can only describe as a Formal Dress Sweatpants Suit
I may have reached my final form
I may have reached my final form
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I have just received what I can only describe as a Formal Dress Sweatpants Suit
I may have reached my final form
I may have reached my final form
Not in a position to say what "it" is
But I did it
I effing did it
It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes
But I did it!
But I did it
I effing did it
It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes
But I did it!
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Not in a position to say what "it" is
But I did it
I effing did it
It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes
But I did it!
But I did it
I effing did it
It took a trip to Harbor Freight and Home Depot and several strategically drilled holes
But I did it!
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
All you need to know about me is that when I saw this, I thought it was a dungeon crawl map
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
All you need to know about me is that when I saw this, I thought it was a dungeon crawl map
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Found 2 more. Apparently they have glass doors like a Senna #weirdcarbs #SEMA
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Found 2 more. Apparently they have glass doors like a Senna #weirdcarbs #SEMA
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really hope this is the last time this photo and the word 'bloodbath' share a headline
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
really hope this is the last time this photo and the word 'bloodbath' share a headline
We've tried all the other things, might as well see where this takes us
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
We've tried all the other things, might as well see where this takes us
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One-third of Gen Z may never marry. Yet American retailers still largely ignore the diverse needs of singles who are spending billions.
Not so in China, where Singles' Day (11/11) generates $150 billion in sales annually buff.ly/xFIdWOY
Not so in China, where Singles' Day (11/11) generates $150 billion in sales annually buff.ly/xFIdWOY
Singles’ Day is a $150B holiday in China. Here’s why I think ‘11/11’ will catch on in the US
Singles are reshaping culture and commerce in Asia. A professor of marketing explains why the US could be next.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
One-third of Gen Z may never marry. Yet American retailers still largely ignore the diverse needs of singles who are spending billions.
Not so in China, where Singles' Day (11/11) generates $150 billion in sales annually buff.ly/xFIdWOY
Not so in China, where Singles' Day (11/11) generates $150 billion in sales annually buff.ly/xFIdWOY
Ok, I'm a bit spun up right now, but think about this:
an executive or a producer who thinks
"Wow, AI can replace actors and crew and set designers and the whole lot! We'll save so much money!"
has to ask themselves:
How much easier will it be to replace executives and producers?
an executive or a producer who thinks
"Wow, AI can replace actors and crew and set designers and the whole lot! We'll save so much money!"
has to ask themselves:
How much easier will it be to replace executives and producers?
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ok, I'm a bit spun up right now, but think about this:
an executive or a producer who thinks
"Wow, AI can replace actors and crew and set designers and the whole lot! We'll save so much money!"
has to ask themselves:
How much easier will it be to replace executives and producers?
an executive or a producer who thinks
"Wow, AI can replace actors and crew and set designers and the whole lot! We'll save so much money!"
has to ask themselves:
How much easier will it be to replace executives and producers?
As if on cue (for me, anyway)
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
As if on cue (for me, anyway)
We can argue about the implications of some future superintelligence, but for now, we creatives need to deal with the realities of this kind of thing:
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I almost hesitate to signal boost, but you should watch and know that not a single performer was used here
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I almost hesitate to signal boost, but you should watch and know that not a single performer was used here
😳 This could be the scariest Halloween film you’ll watch today! Here’s the exact process I used to make it:
But first if you want to learn more about my workflows, make sure to follow me!
I always… ...
😳 This could be the scariest Halloween film you’ll watch today! Here’s the exact process I used to make it:
But first if you want to learn more about my workflows, make sure to follow me!
I always s...
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November 4, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We can argue about the implications of some future superintelligence, but for now, we creatives need to deal with the realities of this kind of thing:
www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
I almost hesitate to signal boost, but you should watch and know that not a single performer was used here
www.linkedin.com/feed/update/...
I almost hesitate to signal boost, but you should watch and know that not a single performer was used here
Ah... one from the vault, my UCLA Animation final short
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Ah... one from the vault, my UCLA Animation final short
Just about my favorite scene in any Batman project
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Just about my favorite scene in any Batman project