SimpleKnight
@eliothochberg.bsky.social
The least famous person you know
Photo by @liezlwashere.bsky.social
Photo by @liezlwashere.bsky.social
You call it my package
but it's only a package
when it's packed
in my pants
but it's only a package
when it's packed
in my pants
February 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
You call it my package
but it's only a package
when it's packed
in my pants
but it's only a package
when it's packed
in my pants
It's a tricky subject, only because
1) Journalists used to not be college grads back in the blue collar days, and insisting on degrees changed the way journalism worked
2) News doesn't pay what it used to, and is in danger of disappearing
1) Journalists used to not be college grads back in the blue collar days, and insisting on degrees changed the way journalism worked
2) News doesn't pay what it used to, and is in danger of disappearing
A conscientious journalism grad withdraw from a job when she learned the Cleveland Plain Dealer uses AI to write its stories.
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.”
You can’t make this shit up.
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It's a tricky subject, only because
1) Journalists used to not be college grads back in the blue collar days, and insisting on degrees changed the way journalism worked
2) News doesn't pay what it used to, and is in danger of disappearing
1) Journalists used to not be college grads back in the blue collar days, and insisting on degrees changed the way journalism worked
2) News doesn't pay what it used to, and is in danger of disappearing
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Orkestra Obsolete play Blue Monday using 1930s instruments - BBC Arts
YouTube video by BBC
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Hey L.A. followers:
Would love to see some of you at my show tomorrow night
I know, I know, it's Valentine's Day
But you love me
Right?
RIGHT?!
www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
Would love to see some of you at my show tomorrow night
I know, I know, it's Valentine's Day
But you love me
Right?
RIGHT?!
www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
What We Do In The Office: | Impro Theatre
An Improvised Mockumentary From the Impro Theatre Studio Lab Ensemble.
www.improtheatre.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Hey L.A. followers:
Would love to see some of you at my show tomorrow night
I know, I know, it's Valentine's Day
But you love me
Right?
RIGHT?!
www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
Would love to see some of you at my show tomorrow night
I know, I know, it's Valentine's Day
But you love me
Right?
RIGHT?!
www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
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New Belladonna piece up today for lovers...and mothers!
thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-show-...
thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-show-...
How to Show Motherly Love to Your Son on Valentine’s Day By Victoria Beckham
Four words: His and her massage!
thebelladonnacomedy.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
New Belladonna piece up today for lovers...and mothers!
thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-show-...
thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-show-...
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February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
@katieporterca.bsky.social Would love to hear Katie's position on these topics
Right to Repair
Protection against warrantless surveillance with ALPR (automated license plate readers)
Right to Manufacture (rejecting limits on usage of additive and subtractive manufacturing, file data as free speech)
Right to Repair
Protection against warrantless surveillance with ALPR (automated license plate readers)
Right to Manufacture (rejecting limits on usage of additive and subtractive manufacturing, file data as free speech)
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@katieporterca.bsky.social Would love to hear Katie's position on these topics
Right to Repair
Protection against warrantless surveillance with ALPR (automated license plate readers)
Right to Manufacture (rejecting limits on usage of additive and subtractive manufacturing, file data as free speech)
Right to Repair
Protection against warrantless surveillance with ALPR (automated license plate readers)
Right to Manufacture (rejecting limits on usage of additive and subtractive manufacturing, file data as free speech)
I didn't watch the Superbowl, it's not really for me, I'm not that into sports, I had to do some laundry, well not really, my wife did the laundry, I'm sorry I lied for a second there. But I did reorganize my jackets to ones I am more likely to wear. But anyway, I don't care about the Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I didn't watch the Superbowl, it's not really for me, I'm not that into sports, I had to do some laundry, well not really, my wife did the laundry, I'm sorry I lied for a second there. But I did reorganize my jackets to ones I am more likely to wear. But anyway, I don't care about the Superbowl
A fairly niche heads up
Gmail will no longer fetch messages through POP3/IMAP to outside personalized domains on desktop
I have several, the solution I found was to change the emails to forwarding instead
Should still be able to send via SMTP
Only downside is mismatch of client versus server
Gmail will no longer fetch messages through POP3/IMAP to outside personalized domains on desktop
I have several, the solution I found was to change the emails to forwarding instead
Should still be able to send via SMTP
Only downside is mismatch of client versus server
February 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
A fairly niche heads up
Gmail will no longer fetch messages through POP3/IMAP to outside personalized domains on desktop
I have several, the solution I found was to change the emails to forwarding instead
Should still be able to send via SMTP
Only downside is mismatch of client versus server
Gmail will no longer fetch messages through POP3/IMAP to outside personalized domains on desktop
I have several, the solution I found was to change the emails to forwarding instead
Should still be able to send via SMTP
Only downside is mismatch of client versus server
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now available on vinyl
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
now available on vinyl
If you think about it, in a way, life is working out what to do with your various holes
February 4, 2026 at 10:19 AM
If you think about it, in a way, life is working out what to do with your various holes
I feel like I'm in an ep of The Good Place
If my item is behind a lock at CVS, I ring the bell, and nobody shows up for 10 min, I will, in fact, order from Amazon (I know), and maybe next time I won't even bother going to CVS
I wonder how much CVS loses to that vs. how much they lose to shrinkage?
If my item is behind a lock at CVS, I ring the bell, and nobody shows up for 10 min, I will, in fact, order from Amazon (I know), and maybe next time I won't even bother going to CVS
I wonder how much CVS loses to that vs. how much they lose to shrinkage?
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I feel like I'm in an ep of The Good Place
If my item is behind a lock at CVS, I ring the bell, and nobody shows up for 10 min, I will, in fact, order from Amazon (I know), and maybe next time I won't even bother going to CVS
I wonder how much CVS loses to that vs. how much they lose to shrinkage?
If my item is behind a lock at CVS, I ring the bell, and nobody shows up for 10 min, I will, in fact, order from Amazon (I know), and maybe next time I won't even bother going to CVS
I wonder how much CVS loses to that vs. how much they lose to shrinkage?
So far, we've done a cruise ship and a magic themed magazine publisher
What will it be tonight?
Only way to find out is to come!
www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
What will it be tonight?
Only way to find out is to come!
www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
What We Do In The Office: | Impro Theatre
An Improvised Mockumentary From the Impro Theatre Studio Lab Ensemble.
www.improtheatre.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
So far, we've done a cruise ship and a magic themed magazine publisher
What will it be tonight?
Only way to find out is to come!
www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
What will it be tonight?
Only way to find out is to come!
www.improtheatre.com/event-detail...
The algorithm favors sensationalist false news
This is not new
In the era when the newspaper was all media, the same thing happened
Sensationalism sold papers, and resulted in wars, lynchings, and panics
Only difference? People made those choices directly
This is not new
In the era when the newspaper was all media, the same thing happened
Sensationalism sold papers, and resulted in wars, lynchings, and panics
Only difference? People made those choices directly
January 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
The algorithm favors sensationalist false news
This is not new
In the era when the newspaper was all media, the same thing happened
Sensationalism sold papers, and resulted in wars, lynchings, and panics
Only difference? People made those choices directly
This is not new
In the era when the newspaper was all media, the same thing happened
Sensationalism sold papers, and resulted in wars, lynchings, and panics
Only difference? People made those choices directly
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This is Ranger. He was at a grooming appointment when it suddenly became a yoga session as well. Fortunately, he is an excellent multitasker. 13/10 (IG: thegoldenboyranger)
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
This is Ranger. He was at a grooming appointment when it suddenly became a yoga session as well. Fortunately, he is an excellent multitasker. 13/10 (IG: thegoldenboyranger)
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Just got my ticket for the Melania movie!!
#shesthebossnow
#shesthebossnow
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Just got my ticket for the Melania movie!!
#shesthebossnow
#shesthebossnow
@bauerkahan.bsky.social can't message you on your official site, so I just want to say thanks for your work trying to regulate AI
January 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
@bauerkahan.bsky.social can't message you on your official site, so I just want to say thanks for your work trying to regulate AI
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Hey! @alisonrosen.bsky.social is here on this week’s NNF!
Listen to this one everywhere!
Get video, a second exclusive episode, livestreams (Monday!), game nights, and more!
NeverNotFunny.com
Listen to this one everywhere!
Get video, a second exclusive episode, livestreams (Monday!), game nights, and more!
NeverNotFunny.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Hey! @alisonrosen.bsky.social is here on this week’s NNF!
Listen to this one everywhere!
Get video, a second exclusive episode, livestreams (Monday!), game nights, and more!
NeverNotFunny.com
Listen to this one everywhere!
Get video, a second exclusive episode, livestreams (Monday!), game nights, and more!
NeverNotFunny.com
It's not law enforcement, Congressman
Even were it doing its job properly, it wouldn't be
Even were it doing its job properly, it wouldn't be
To quote one source:
“They’re terrified of being labeled anti–law enforcement. They want this to go away so they can talk about the cost of living more. Problem is, it’s not going away.”
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
“They’re terrified of being labeled anti–law enforcement. They want this to go away so they can talk about the cost of living more. Problem is, it’s not going away.”
prospect.org/2026/01/21/j...
Jeffries Won’t Whip Vote Against ICE Funding - The American Prospect
While the House Democratic leader announced personal opposition to a funding bill for the Department of Homeland Security, he won’t pressure his colleagues to do the same.
prospect.org
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 AM
It's not law enforcement, Congressman
Even were it doing its job properly, it wouldn't be
Even were it doing its job properly, it wouldn't be
Here's a thing I didn't think we'd have to worry about
youtu.be/x0x1mQSkvmk?...
If you live in Washington State, you should watch this and comment on legislation that could make it illegal to own certain 3D printers and maker machines
youtu.be/x0x1mQSkvmk?...
If you live in Washington State, you should watch this and comment on legislation that could make it illegal to own certain 3D printers and maker machines
Not Just Printers. It Bans Everything.
YouTube video by Loyal Moses
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Here's a thing I didn't think we'd have to worry about
youtu.be/x0x1mQSkvmk?...
If you live in Washington State, you should watch this and comment on legislation that could make it illegal to own certain 3D printers and maker machines
youtu.be/x0x1mQSkvmk?...
If you live in Washington State, you should watch this and comment on legislation that could make it illegal to own certain 3D printers and maker machines
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"Portland + Lewiston represent the smallest metro area to become a target of the Trump administration's #immigration crackdown."
BUT: Maine is a blue state. Red states Florida (1.6M) + Texas (2.1M) each have more undocumented immigrants than Maine has PEOPLE (1.4M).
It's *NOT* about immigration.
BUT: Maine is a blue state. Red states Florida (1.6M) + Texas (2.1M) each have more undocumented immigrants than Maine has PEOPLE (1.4M).
It's *NOT* about immigration.
Federal officials launch ICE operation in Maine and begin arrests
“Everyone is on high alert,” Portland Mayor Mark Dion said. His city and nearby Lewiston have seen an influx of migrants and asylum seekers in recent years.
wapo.st
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 PM
"Portland + Lewiston represent the smallest metro area to become a target of the Trump administration's #immigration crackdown."
BUT: Maine is a blue state. Red states Florida (1.6M) + Texas (2.1M) each have more undocumented immigrants than Maine has PEOPLE (1.4M).
It's *NOT* about immigration.
BUT: Maine is a blue state. Red states Florida (1.6M) + Texas (2.1M) each have more undocumented immigrants than Maine has PEOPLE (1.4M).
It's *NOT* about immigration.
January 20, 2026 at 10:49 AM