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If you see this, post an album cover with a car on it!

#weirdcarbs
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Now we know where Cadillac got the idea
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
All you need to know about me is that when I saw this, I thought it was a dungeon crawl map
November 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ah... one from the vault, my UCLA Animation final short
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Just about my favorite scene in any Batman project
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Okay, so HBO Max is one of the most expensive streaming services, and I got to see ads when I press pause? Seriously?

I'm starting my tally on which streaming services I'm going to cancel, I think I will set it to be 10 points. So HBO Max, one point
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 AM
One must make purchases that show the PayPal logo

Here's the text that goes with the card

It makes it seem like if you use this card, you will get the 6 month financing

I'm sure buried in the terms it counters this, but that is FRAUD

Any reasonable person would assume that ANY purchase qualifies
October 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If you're learning Indonesian, you might appreciate this

fotokopi
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
More bounding than cosplay, but meet Hando Calrizzian!
September 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Beauty is definitely subjective

To me, the "smooth era" needs to come to a close

I know BMWs went too far with sharp shapes

If it looks like a bar of soap, I'm no longer interested 😀

This Hyundai is the most interesting design I've seen lately, so that will let you know what I think is cool
September 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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September 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
#weirdcarbs

Some kind of Honda Kei car in the South Robertson neighborhood of Los Angeles

Would have gotten a better photo, but I was late, and people were waiting behind me to get by in traffic
September 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 9:15 AM
How well can you do?
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Law is kind of like "desire paths"

You can set where you want people to go

But if you fail to understand where they want to go, you'll end up with laws being broken to match people's "desire paths"

And if you ignore them enough, people might even break down walls to get what they want
August 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Imagine it if you will

#weirdcarbs
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM