Eli Deep
@elideep.bsky.social
Trans fella. Love my dogs, reading books, and fucking shit up. Calamitous ORTBO.
Is that the whole goddamn office?
BREAKING Star Tribune:
Eight additional federal prosecutors are in the process of leaving the Minnesota U.S. Attorney's Office, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the situation.
The departures follow the mass exit of six veteran prosecutors who left the office last month.
Eight additional federal prosecutors are in the process of leaving the Minnesota U.S. Attorney's Office, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the situation.
The departures follow the mass exit of six veteran prosecutors who left the office last month.
The latest: Eight more federal prosecutors set to leave the Minnesota U.S. Attorney’s Office
The recent wave of departures follows the mass exodus of six veteran prosecutors last month who quit in protest of recent directives from the U.S. Department of Justice.
www.startribune.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Is that the whole goddamn office?
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They invented a slot machine for rich people to pull while they’re asleep, and called it AI.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
They invented a slot machine for rich people to pull while they’re asleep, and called it AI.
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I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I want everyone who has spent years in therapy wondering what is wrong with them, wondering why they had so many bad relationships, why they felt so much dread, to know that it was in part because you were living in a world run by evil, evil people and you could tell that somewhere deep down
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in *2018*
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 5:01 PM
in *2018*
Felt this one in my drawers
February 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Felt this one in my drawers
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i'm crying dude North Texas Republicans lost White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i'm crying dude North Texas Republicans lost White Settlement
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.
I know we are all rightly focused on Catherine O’Hara’s brilliant comedy, but I was so moved by her work in The Last of Us. youtu.be/qCG_210plGA?...
Joel's Therapy Session with Gail - The Last of Us HBO Season 2 Episode 1
YouTube video by FARAH
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January 31, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I know we are all rightly focused on Catherine O’Hara’s brilliant comedy, but I was so moved by her work in The Last of Us. youtu.be/qCG_210plGA?...
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
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Saniya Rivers reacts to Marina Mabrey's monster 1st quarter performance.
cr: www.tiktok.com/@niyaa.rivers
#Unrivaled
cr: www.tiktok.com/@niyaa.rivers
#Unrivaled
January 31, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Saniya Rivers reacts to Marina Mabrey's monster 1st quarter performance.
cr: www.tiktok.com/@niyaa.rivers
#Unrivaled
cr: www.tiktok.com/@niyaa.rivers
#Unrivaled
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Great night of sports
January 31, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Great night of sports
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With a crowd of 21,490, Unrivaled has broken the women's basketball attendance record, surpassing the previous mark of 20,711 held by the WNBA's Fever-Mystics game in 2024 🔥
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 AM
With a crowd of 21,490, Unrivaled has broken the women's basketball attendance record, surpassing the previous mark of 20,711 held by the WNBA's Fever-Mystics game in 2024 🔥
If Marina hits ten 3s and beats 40 she should be able to take a lil money out of the jar
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
If Marina hits ten 3s and beats 40 she should be able to take a lil money out of the jar
I love Marina so much idc idc
January 31, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I love Marina so much idc idc
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Marina taking crash out to a whole different level!! #Unrivaled
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Marina taking crash out to a whole different level!! #Unrivaled
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Marina Mabrey. That's the skeet. #Unrivaled
January 31, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Marina Mabrey. That's the skeet. #Unrivaled
Thinking about that time Elon said Trump is in the files ….
January 30, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Thinking about that time Elon said Trump is in the files ….
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
Cant believe Mitch McConnell still alive
January 30, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Cant believe Mitch McConnell still alive
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I think it's useful to recognize people posting like this as either functional fascists or collaborators, whether they admit it to themselves or not
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I think it's useful to recognize people posting like this as either functional fascists or collaborators, whether they admit it to themselves or not
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I don’t know how many people on this planet were funnier than Catherine O’Hara, but it might’ve been zero and if it wasn’t it’s a very, very very small number.
a woman in a black and white dress says " i know of what i speak " in front of a building
Alt: Catherine O’Hara as Moira Rose in Schitt’s Creek. Wearing a black and white dress and a white , she says " i know of what i speak "
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I don’t know how many people on this planet were funnier than Catherine O’Hara, but it might’ve been zero and if it wasn’t it’s a very, very very small number.
Everyone will say it but Catherine O’Hara was unmatched. Her performances created community and a shared language. “Icon” is far too weak a word. Her art made living easier and more joyful. She is irreplaceable.
January 30, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Everyone will say it but Catherine O’Hara was unmatched. Her performances created community and a shared language. “Icon” is far too weak a word. Her art made living easier and more joyful. She is irreplaceable.
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I don't even know how to pick my favorite Catherine O'Hara moments there are so, so many
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I don't even know how to pick my favorite Catherine O'Hara moments there are so, so many