Elford Alley
@elfordalley.bsky.social
Horror author and disgraced paranormal investigator. Latest: my children's book A Haunted Holiday and my horror novella Never Leaving!
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22 ghost stories for $4? And they're dark and scary?? And the anthology won a Shirley Jackson Award??? You better believe it!
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Why Didn't You Just Leave ebook | Cursed Morsels Press
It's the question asked of any story about a haunting: why didn't you just leave? But if accounts of people who have stayed in haunted houses are any indication … it's never that simple.In...
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November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
22 ghost stories for $4? And they're dark and scary?? And the anthology won a Shirley Jackson Award??? You better believe it!
www.cursedmorselspress.com/product/why-...
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Another awesome review for Mad Days! If you want creepy literary horror, grab a copy today, available on Amazon and Bookshop, ebook is only $1.99!
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November 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Another awesome review for Mad Days! If you want creepy literary horror, grab a copy today, available on Amazon and Bookshop, ebook is only $1.99!
Amazon
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Bookshop
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Amazon
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Bookshop
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For $3, you can support my fabric art, writing, unofficial town sorcerer work, and my existence. My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons receive many fun posts, such as Felmer's weird affirmations and Mothman's monster-based etiquette advice.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons receive many fun posts, such as Felmer's weird affirmations and Mothman's monster-based etiquette advice.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Get more from Jeremy Creature on Patreon
fabric art, weird little guys, puppets
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November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
For $3, you can support my fabric art, writing, unofficial town sorcerer work, and my existence. My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons receive many fun posts, such as Felmer's weird affirmations and Mothman's monster-based etiquette advice.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Patrons receive many fun posts, such as Felmer's weird affirmations and Mothman's monster-based etiquette advice.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature
Watching @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein and it’s awesome! Stella fell asleep. Gonna make her finish it later.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Watching @realgdt.bsky.social’s Frankenstein and it’s awesome! Stella fell asleep. Gonna make her finish it later.
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THE RISE: Tales From The Gulp 3 is coming in February 2026, so it's a great time to catch up on vol 1 and 2.
Signed paperbacks of THE GULP and THE FALL, sent anywhere in Australia, only $50 shipping inc.
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Only in Aus, I'm afraid. And please do spread the word.
Signed paperbacks of THE GULP and THE FALL, sent anywhere in Australia, only $50 shipping inc.
alanbaxter.com.au?add-to-cart=...
Only in Aus, I'm afraid. And please do spread the word.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
THE RISE: Tales From The Gulp 3 is coming in February 2026, so it's a great time to catch up on vol 1 and 2.
Signed paperbacks of THE GULP and THE FALL, sent anywhere in Australia, only $50 shipping inc.
alanbaxter.com.au?add-to-cart=...
Only in Aus, I'm afraid. And please do spread the word.
Signed paperbacks of THE GULP and THE FALL, sent anywhere in Australia, only $50 shipping inc.
alanbaxter.com.au?add-to-cart=...
Only in Aus, I'm afraid. And please do spread the word.
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💫THE HAUNTING OF WOUNDED BIRDS is live on the feast of Martinmas, old Halloween, cover designed by @kealanpatrickburke.bsky.social — a coming-of-age folk horror steeped in secrets & tragedy.
Dark forests. Black birds. Old rituals. Haunted boys.
Some stories will not rest.
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Dark forests. Black birds. Old rituals. Haunted boys.
Some stories will not rest.
mybook.to/woundedbirds
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
💫THE HAUNTING OF WOUNDED BIRDS is live on the feast of Martinmas, old Halloween, cover designed by @kealanpatrickburke.bsky.social — a coming-of-age folk horror steeped in secrets & tragedy.
Dark forests. Black birds. Old rituals. Haunted boys.
Some stories will not rest.
mybook.to/woundedbirds
Dark forests. Black birds. Old rituals. Haunted boys.
Some stories will not rest.
mybook.to/woundedbirds
Con artists Serling and Price have found a strange device that allows them to create haunted houses. Unfortunately, they realize too late that the machine can do so much more… Only $1.99: shorturl.at/fCEZ9
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Con artists Serling and Price have found a strange device that allows them to create haunted houses. Unfortunately, they realize too late that the machine can do so much more… Only $1.99: shorturl.at/fCEZ9
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Today's a great day to support some creators.
Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Today's a great day to support some creators.
Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works. And feel free to tell us about it.
Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.
When a holiday party gets too overwhelming, Hazel escapes and trades ghost stories with an old friend who’s not what she seems…
Enjoy A Haunted Holiday!
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Enjoy A Haunted Holiday!
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A Haunted Holiday (Elford Alley's Haunted Holidays)
A Haunted Holiday (Elford Alley's Haunted Holidays) [Alley, Elford] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A Haunted Holiday (Elford Alley's Haunted Holidays)
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November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When a holiday party gets too overwhelming, Hazel escapes and trades ghost stories with an old friend who’s not what she seems…
Enjoy A Haunted Holiday!
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Enjoy A Haunted Holiday!
a.co/d/78HLN7G
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Call them! I don’t know if you depend on the ACA, but I sure as hell do!
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Call them! I don’t know if you depend on the ACA, but I sure as hell do!
The kids decided it’s time to decorate for Christmas, and who am I to argue?!
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The kids decided it’s time to decorate for Christmas, and who am I to argue?!
Guess what? I have signed copies of my kids books available! Just $15 each, only two copies of A Haunted Holiday left, just DM me!
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Guess what? I have signed copies of my kids books available! Just $15 each, only two copies of A Haunted Holiday left, just DM me!
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Wrote a thing about agents. If you’re a new writer or are actively querying, hope this helps keep you safe!
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Too Many Sharks: A Warning About "Agents"
No, seriously
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November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wrote a thing about agents. If you’re a new writer or are actively querying, hope this helps keep you safe!
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We’re only about a month out from the release of the weirdest thing I’ve ever written!
Get excited for The Writhing, Verdant End, a split eco-horror collection from me, @tiffmorris.bsky.social, and @ericraglin1992.bsky.social :)
Get excited for The Writhing, Verdant End, a split eco-horror collection from me, @tiffmorris.bsky.social, and @ericraglin1992.bsky.social :)
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
We’re only about a month out from the release of the weirdest thing I’ve ever written!
Get excited for The Writhing, Verdant End, a split eco-horror collection from me, @tiffmorris.bsky.social, and @ericraglin1992.bsky.social :)
Get excited for The Writhing, Verdant End, a split eco-horror collection from me, @tiffmorris.bsky.social, and @ericraglin1992.bsky.social :)
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Happy #FridayReads, hermano! On Nov. 11, the new Flame Tree Press anthology, Latin American Shared Stories, will be published. Edited by V. Castro, it includes my horror-bromance story "Nacho" that you may listen to in this special podcast.
youtu.be/JjQPdKt9UBw?... #horror
youtu.be/JjQPdKt9UBw?... #horror
Latin American Shared Stories
YouTube video by Flame Tree Press & Studio
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November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Happy #FridayReads, hermano! On Nov. 11, the new Flame Tree Press anthology, Latin American Shared Stories, will be published. Edited by V. Castro, it includes my horror-bromance story "Nacho" that you may listen to in this special podcast.
youtu.be/JjQPdKt9UBw?... #horror
youtu.be/JjQPdKt9UBw?... #horror
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Need more Frankenstein in your life?
The Unkillable Frank Lightning has black magic and gunfights and secret occult orders and, yeah, a few people cheating death.
Just $7.99 for the digital copy.
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The Unkillable Frank Lightning has black magic and gunfights and secret occult orders and, yeah, a few people cheating death.
Just $7.99 for the digital copy.
www.amazon.com/Unkillable-F...
The Unkillable Frank Lightning
The Unkillable Frank Lightning - Kindle edition by Rountree, Josh. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Unkillable Frank Lightning.
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November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Need more Frankenstein in your life?
The Unkillable Frank Lightning has black magic and gunfights and secret occult orders and, yeah, a few people cheating death.
Just $7.99 for the digital copy.
www.amazon.com/Unkillable-F...
The Unkillable Frank Lightning has black magic and gunfights and secret occult orders and, yeah, a few people cheating death.
Just $7.99 for the digital copy.
www.amazon.com/Unkillable-F...
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Thanks, Gabino!
“This book (Noise Ordinance) is so good… I’m sitting on my porch reading it again. I’m dying laughing. I’m surprised you can’t hear me laughing from here.”
Kind words from a reader!
Available on digital platforms and @bookpeople.com
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“This book (Noise Ordinance) is so good… I’m sitting on my porch reading it again. I’m dying laughing. I’m surprised you can’t hear me laughing from here.”
Kind words from a reader!
Available on digital platforms and @bookpeople.com
a.co/d/hutoMgi
books.apple.com/us/book/nois...
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thanks, Gabino!
“This book (Noise Ordinance) is so good… I’m sitting on my porch reading it again. I’m dying laughing. I’m surprised you can’t hear me laughing from here.”
Kind words from a reader!
Available on digital platforms and @bookpeople.com
a.co/d/hutoMgi
books.apple.com/us/book/nois...
“This book (Noise Ordinance) is so good… I’m sitting on my porch reading it again. I’m dying laughing. I’m surprised you can’t hear me laughing from here.”
Kind words from a reader!
Available on digital platforms and @bookpeople.com
a.co/d/hutoMgi
books.apple.com/us/book/nois...
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Thanks, Gabino!
My coming-of-age folk horror, The Haunting of Wounded Birds, releases in 5 days! If you love dark forests, black birds, old rituals, and haunted boys, this one's for you.
mybook.to/woundedbirds (I only need one more preorder to get me to my goal)
My coming-of-age folk horror, The Haunting of Wounded Birds, releases in 5 days! If you love dark forests, black birds, old rituals, and haunted boys, this one's for you.
mybook.to/woundedbirds (I only need one more preorder to get me to my goal)
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Thanks, Gabino!
My coming-of-age folk horror, The Haunting of Wounded Birds, releases in 5 days! If you love dark forests, black birds, old rituals, and haunted boys, this one's for you.
mybook.to/woundedbirds (I only need one more preorder to get me to my goal)
My coming-of-age folk horror, The Haunting of Wounded Birds, releases in 5 days! If you love dark forests, black birds, old rituals, and haunted boys, this one's for you.
mybook.to/woundedbirds (I only need one more preorder to get me to my goal)
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Thanks, Gabino!
The paperback of my grief horror soaked autobiography, 41, is only $7 on Amazon right now! This is the story of a horror author’s journey through pop culture, social events, cyclical trauma, and breaking out of those cycles—plus my personal ghost stories!
#FridayReads
The paperback of my grief horror soaked autobiography, 41, is only $7 on Amazon right now! This is the story of a horror author’s journey through pop culture, social events, cyclical trauma, and breaking out of those cycles—plus my personal ghost stories!
#FridayReads
41: An Autobiography
41: An Autobiography [Buffington, J D] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. 41: An Autobiography
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November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Thanks, Gabino!
The paperback of my grief horror soaked autobiography, 41, is only $7 on Amazon right now! This is the story of a horror author’s journey through pop culture, social events, cyclical trauma, and breaking out of those cycles—plus my personal ghost stories!
#FridayReads
The paperback of my grief horror soaked autobiography, 41, is only $7 on Amazon right now! This is the story of a horror author’s journey through pop culture, social events, cyclical trauma, and breaking out of those cycles—plus my personal ghost stories!
#FridayReads
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Thanks, Gabino! I have a novelette included in this banger anthology, available in audio and ebook. 16 long crime stories, like an advent calendar of our worst impulses.
Myopic Duplicity: Do the Ends Ever Justify the Means?
Amazon.com: Myopic Duplicity: Do the Ends Ever Justify the Means? (Audible Audio Edition): Jeff Circle, Chris Ciulla, Eli Cranor, Hillary Huber, Suzanne Elise Freeman, Megan Tusing, Matt Godfrey, Andrea Emmes, Justin Price, Leonardo Audio: Books
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November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Thanks, Gabino! I have a novelette included in this banger anthology, available in audio and ebook. 16 long crime stories, like an advent calendar of our worst impulses.
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Today #FridayReads I am sharing All the Way to the Top, the tale of a mediocre man who finds he has to fend for himself when the zombies arrive. He’d like to know when someone is gonna bring him his lunch.
Find all 13 stories in Revolve.
Thanks Gabino!
Linktr.ee/kdbwrites
Find all 13 stories in Revolve.
Thanks Gabino!
Linktr.ee/kdbwrites
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Today #FridayReads I am sharing All the Way to the Top, the tale of a mediocre man who finds he has to fend for himself when the zombies arrive. He’d like to know when someone is gonna bring him his lunch.
Find all 13 stories in Revolve.
Thanks Gabino!
Linktr.ee/kdbwrites
Find all 13 stories in Revolve.
Thanks Gabino!
Linktr.ee/kdbwrites
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my latest MS is under consideration with my publisher, any chance kind words from @saderotica.bsky.social @pnwscribe.bsky.social or @scribeofhades.bsky.social gets you to grab my debut today is a chance I’ve got to take! a.co/d/9zhXl43 if you already have, review it, and thank you! 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
my latest MS is under consideration with my publisher, any chance kind words from @saderotica.bsky.social @pnwscribe.bsky.social or @scribeofhades.bsky.social gets you to grab my debut today is a chance I’ve got to take! a.co/d/9zhXl43 if you already have, review it, and thank you! 🙏
These are fun as hell, people!
Have you ever read a sci-fi detective comedy narrated by a coffee machine robot? What about one that has 154 footnotes, a star from Publishers Weekly, and a "GET IT" verdict from Kirkus Reviews?
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November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
These are fun as hell, people!