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Jeffy McLastname
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MAGA stands for freedom of speech (with the exception of journalists, elected members of the opposition party, former administration officials, anti-fascists, students, librarians, scientists, federal civil servants, immigrants, and any US citizen who criticizes their lord and savior Donald Trump).
How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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We're bombing speed boats that could totally get to the US with a few tanks of gas off the coast of Venezuela, but pardoning notorious drug smugglers caught trying to bring 400 *tons* of cocaine into the US. That's over 24 buses filled to the brim with cocaine
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Literal bullshit machine
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Democrats should ask: when residential natural gas prices are at their highest ever, why are we exporting a record amount? Why not use it to make energy more affordable here?

The GOP has no answer for this; it contradicts everything they claim they're doing.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Finally, an Olympic sport I can get behind!
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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After all we've done for them ...

"Happy" Thanksgiving.

@theonion.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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I wrote about the Bureaucrat Watch List when it was created. It's McCarthyite in the purest sense, with the federal government firing these people also McCarthyite.
donmoynihan.substack.com/p/governing-...
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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You can always depend on him no matter how serious a crisis to go instantly into circus clown mode
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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"An essential step in the fascist march to acceptance and power was to persuade law-and-order conservatives and members of the middle class to tolerate fascist violence as a harsh necessity in the face of Left provocation."

- Robert O. Paxton, The Anatomy of Fascism
(2004)
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Elon Musk is a fascist and a nazi. Chaya Rachick is a fascisg and a nazi. The national guard deployments are fascist, and the troops agreeing to it are fascist collaborators at best. Seriously, fuck these people. We have to stop having empathy for people who willingly participate in fascism.
I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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If you want to live under a king, you ultimately wish to be a slave to that person’s commands.

If you want to live under a democracy, you wish to be free to do anything that’s allowed under the law.

The people who want authoritarianism don’t feel confident enough to live with real freedom.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The FDA has suddenly dropped a proposed rule to require asbestos testing in cosmetics.

The rule would've set up testing to identify cancer-causing asbestos in talc-containing products.

Contamination has repeatedly been found in talc-based cosmetics before.

www.consumeraffairs.com/news/fda-dro...
FDA drops proposed rule on asbestos testing in cosmetics
• Agency abruptly withdraws plan to require standardized asbestos testing • Move contradicts congressional mandate in 2022 cosmetics reform law • Health
www.consumeraffairs.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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“You might think that you’re safe, but we’re going to come after you..This will not end until we hold every single person that has violated the Constitution and the rights of people in our communities accountable.”
Trump’s crimes will not be buried, and his deportation machine doesn’t get a free pass, not now, not ever.

We’re going to keep exposing the abuses, holding Trump and every immigration enforcement agency accountable, and making sure they answer for breaking the law.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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just learned that poison occupies half the space in my bloodstream. however, i cannot afford to find an antidote, it would risk too much.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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i have a similar rule for friends and colleagues: engage in human trafficking up to sixteen times, that's all well and good. seventeen? you done crossed a line, son.
17 strikes and you’re out. 💀
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Members of POP are among 30 people arrested yesterday blockading the Krome ICE detention facility in Florida standing up to Trump’s deportation machine.

No human being is illegal. It’s time to stand up and shut it down.
BREAKING: 30 young people were just arrested after blocking an ICE detention facility near Alligator Alcatraz.

ICE is kidnapping our neighbors on behalf of fascist billionaires. It's time for every single American to stand up to their intimidation tactics. Let's shut it down.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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The “America First” crowd was right about foreigners taking american jobs, at least as far as the job of “right wing propagandist” is concerned. If I were conservative I might do a little soul searching about being so easily manipulated but I’m sure we’ll find out why it’s really the left’s fault
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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*cries in american*
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.

We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.

We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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JD Vance bizarre attack on Canada and the far right in the country agreeing with him, going "HE'S RIGHT WERE SO COMMUNIST" is because everything the right wing is working towards is to erode what few protections or social safety nets the working class have for the benefit of billionaires
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.

I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM