Ryan
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Clickolding PR of 713,373 (TAS) | Starfinder Lizard | Writer for Game/Film Theory | 4-53 in Commander | Dog Shit at Games | Does Stupid Voices (He/Him)
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BREAKING 🚨 : The bullet casings do not have "For Jimmy Kimmel" scrawled on them.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
BREAKING 🚨 : The bullet casings do not have "For Jimmy Kimmel" scrawled on them.
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Update: Three people, including National Guard troops, are wounded after a shooting in Northwest DC. wjla.com/news/local/s...
3 people, including 2 National Guard troops, hurt in Northwest DC shooting
Metropolitan police are investigating a shooting in Northwest DCOfficers confirmed the gunfire in the area of 17th and I streets Northwest
wjla.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Update: Three people, including National Guard troops, are wounded after a shooting in Northwest DC. wjla.com/news/local/s...
Two guardsmen were shot. We know nothing about the shooter at all...and yet folks are already blaming "the left".
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Two guardsmen were shot. We know nothing about the shooter at all...and yet folks are already blaming "the left".
introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
introduce yourself with four spaceships
They 100% plan to give illegal orders, right?
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
They 100% plan to give illegal orders, right?
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
Of fucking course James Walkinshaw is on this list.
I’ll be voting against him in the primary as per usual.
Of fucking course James Walkinshaw is on this list.
I’ll be voting against him in the primary as per usual.
Full list of Democrats voting to condemn socialism as Zohran Mamdani comes to town
The House of Representatives voted on a resolution condemning socialism ahead of President Trump's meeting with Zohran Mamdani.
www.newsweek.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
www.newsweek.com/full-list-of...
Of fucking course James Walkinshaw is on this list.
I’ll be voting against him in the primary as per usual.
Of fucking course James Walkinshaw is on this list.
I’ll be voting against him in the primary as per usual.
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"I was able to get Congress to leave him alone."
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"I was able to get Congress to leave him alone."
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"AI Slop is bad!" says the influencer as they precede to show you the most popular AI Slop while they tell you its bad.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"AI Slop is bad!" says the influencer as they precede to show you the most popular AI Slop while they tell you its bad.
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My friends: Twitter is down. YouTube is down. Slack is down. Even Grindr is down
Me: You know what’s not down…
Me: You know what’s not down…
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My friends: Twitter is down. YouTube is down. Slack is down. Even Grindr is down
Me: You know what’s not down…
Me: You know what’s not down…
Any other writers have a friend or partner read their work before an editor?
Personally, I like getting a sanity check.
Personally, I like getting a sanity check.
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Any other writers have a friend or partner read their work before an editor?
Personally, I like getting a sanity check.
Personally, I like getting a sanity check.
1: TGA don't matter
2: No one is harmed by recognizing a game is good, even if its a funny platformer.
Not every celebrated game need to have an epic story driven narrative, nor should it.
2: No one is harmed by recognizing a game is good, even if its a funny platformer.
Not every celebrated game need to have an epic story driven narrative, nor should it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
1: TGA don't matter
2: No one is harmed by recognizing a game is good, even if its a funny platformer.
Not every celebrated game need to have an epic story driven narrative, nor should it.
2: No one is harmed by recognizing a game is good, even if its a funny platformer.
Not every celebrated game need to have an epic story driven narrative, nor should it.
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I spent so much time in Marvel’s Deadpool VR having nonstop “Deadpool jokes” pumped directly into my ear that I started to see the very predictable anatomy of a “Deadpool joke.” So here is a cursed review of Marvel’s Deadpool VR. www.polygon.com/marvels-dead...
Marvel's Deadpool VR, as reviewed by Deadpool
Polygon's IGN 7/10 of the year
www.polygon.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I spent so much time in Marvel’s Deadpool VR having nonstop “Deadpool jokes” pumped directly into my ear that I started to see the very predictable anatomy of a “Deadpool joke.” So here is a cursed review of Marvel’s Deadpool VR. www.polygon.com/marvels-dead...
Looked up a Japanese voice performance for a video game only to find that YouTube had Auto dubbed it in English with a shitty AI voice.
The video was labeled "Japanese Voice, English Sub" so it was intended to ever include an English dub.
Also, an actual actor already did the English dub.
WTF
The video was labeled "Japanese Voice, English Sub" so it was intended to ever include an English dub.
Also, an actual actor already did the English dub.
WTF
November 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Looked up a Japanese voice performance for a video game only to find that YouTube had Auto dubbed it in English with a shitty AI voice.
The video was labeled "Japanese Voice, English Sub" so it was intended to ever include an English dub.
Also, an actual actor already did the English dub.
WTF
The video was labeled "Japanese Voice, English Sub" so it was intended to ever include an English dub.
Also, an actual actor already did the English dub.
WTF
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Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him
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Isabelle’s Theme 🥹
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Isabelle’s Theme 🥹
Its 1998, I'm Sixteen, and we have just learned about a blow job Bill Clinton received that threatens to take down a Presidency.
Its 2025, I'm Forty-Two, and we have just learned about a blow job Bill Clinton received that threatens to take down a Presidency.
Its 2025, I'm Forty-Two, and we have just learned about a blow job Bill Clinton received that threatens to take down a Presidency.
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Its 1998, I'm Sixteen, and we have just learned about a blow job Bill Clinton received that threatens to take down a Presidency.
Its 2025, I'm Forty-Two, and we have just learned about a blow job Bill Clinton received that threatens to take down a Presidency.
Its 2025, I'm Forty-Two, and we have just learned about a blow job Bill Clinton received that threatens to take down a Presidency.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.
BREAKING: Convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein said Donald Trump knew about the underage girls that Epstein was accused of victimizing, according to emails released by Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives reut.rs/4hZV3nw
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
In the least shocking twist ever, the GOP will force Senate Dems to vote against their own bill by introducing a poison pill.
Masterful gambit sirs, gratz on getting played again.
In the least shocking twist ever, the GOP will force Senate Dems to vote against their own bill by introducing a poison pill.
Masterful gambit sirs, gratz on getting played again.
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
In the least shocking twist ever, the GOP will force Senate Dems to vote against their own bill by introducing a poison pill.
Masterful gambit sirs, gratz on getting played again.
In the least shocking twist ever, the GOP will force Senate Dems to vote against their own bill by introducing a poison pill.
Masterful gambit sirs, gratz on getting played again.
Is anyone gonna care if the movie opens with a bunch of bad guys running away from a dude on a motorcycle, getting picked off one at a time till only one remains yelling “Who are you!” All so the new Bond can remove his helmet & say the line?
No explanation needed, this is Bond now, buckle up.
No explanation needed, this is Bond now, buckle up.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Is anyone gonna care if the movie opens with a bunch of bad guys running away from a dude on a motorcycle, getting picked off one at a time till only one remains yelling “Who are you!” All so the new Bond can remove his helmet & say the line?
No explanation needed, this is Bond now, buckle up.
No explanation needed, this is Bond now, buckle up.
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.