The Keeper
elfb0y.bsky.social
The Keeper
@elfb0y.bsky.social
Some days, I feel like a zombie.
Age: 29
Pronouns: They/Its
AroAce, Agender
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As someone who grew up with a father who’s passion is reading, and always encouraged me to read: it never stops, there will always be words you’ve never fucking heard and don’t understand and that’s a good thing, learning what they mean and how they sound is good
Me playing Pentiment:
January 14, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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it's good that people are making the effort to become more literate, actually
January 14, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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Whatever you may feel about Scott Adams, I just know that, thanks to him, one day Crabgrass was in 70 newspapers and the next day it was in 800.

Mediocre racists always lose.
January 14, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Something very old
January 11, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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#portfolioday

illustration stuff
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Don't forget that by buying GTA 6 you are against worker's rights and supporting corpo fuckery. What they've done is an absolute disgrace. If you struggle with that or empathy in general think about every piece of shit boss who treated you unfairly and imagine putting money directly in their pocket.
BREAKING: A UK judge has *denied* interim pay to the 31 employees fired by Rockstar Games last year, saying she "was unable to conclude that it appears likely that the tribunal will find that the principal reason for the claimants’ dismissal" was union organizing www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Fired Rockstar Employees Denied Pay by UK Judge
The 31 staffers argued they were dismissed for unionizing. Rockstar said they were fired for leaking information in an online chat group.
www.bloomberg.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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I sincerely hope that game tanks harder than fucking ET
BREAKING: A UK judge has *denied* interim pay to the 31 employees fired by Rockstar Games last year, saying she "was unable to conclude that it appears likely that the tribunal will find that the principal reason for the claimants’ dismissal" was union organizing www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Fired Rockstar Employees Denied Pay by UK Judge
The 31 staffers argued they were dismissed for unionizing. Rockstar said they were fired for leaking information in an online chat group.
www.bloomberg.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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“This is a vile lie. All I did was say what you quoted, but you should have rewritten it to try and diffuse the utter stupidity of what I said.”

Tim Sweeney is the poster chump for how AI disintegrates the brain.
Sympathies with the Epic PR team
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"

The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."
At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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breakfast matters.
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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I really wanted to draw #Stolas and #Blitzø nin the old demonology style, i started this drawing like foreeeever ago and then @tench.bsky.social convinced me to finally finish it so yaaaayy Happy New Year!!!
#fanart #art #digitalart #helluvaboss
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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For table top fans, Eat The Reich lets you play as Cool Vampires on a mission to eat Hitler and it's a hoot and you don't have to give money to EA or Activision
January 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
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Since this article is going around again, I'll use the opportunity to promote my free game Schloss der Wölfe. Because the only thing better than killing zombies or killing nazis is killing zombie nazis, and werewolf Hitler. Also, it's free!

dphrygian.itch.io/schloss-der-...
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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The death of Renee Good is more than a tragedy for what happened that day, though that act alone is deeply horrifying and unacceptable.

The reaction of the authorities in charge looking us dead in the eyes, and telling us to not believe what we clearly see?

These people must be prosecuted.
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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If you intentionally stand in front of a vehicle and the person is visibly turning the wheel to go *in a different direction* and you get clipped by the car but manage to keep holding your goddamn phone as you film everything?

Your life was never in any danger.
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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Bring the Chronicles games to PC you cowards. New fans deserve to experience their interesting stories and fantastic music. #ResidentEvil #Capcom www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6vo...
Resident Evil Darkside Chronicles OST Disk 2 Track 28 Ending & Sleeping Beauty Reprise
YouTube video by darksideost
www.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis
For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis - Hard Drive
The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War... Get the full story
hard-drive.net
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Americans can you please do.. something? Anything? You’re the only ones that can stop him.
‘I don’t need international law’: Trump says power constrained only by ‘my own morality’
President says morality ‘the only thing that can stop me’ in New York Times interview on limits to his authority
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM