The Keeper
elfb0y.bsky.social
The Keeper
@elfb0y.bsky.social
Some days, I feel like a zombie.
Age: 29
Pronouns: They/Its
AroAce, Agender
Or they have so much faith, they think it can sell on name and what little there's been shown alone.
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Bart: Oh my god! They killed Milhouse!
Lisa: You bastards!
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nintendo: Remember *Old Game?!* Its awesome isn't it??
Gamers: So you're gonna port it to the Switch right?
Nintendo: God no, and if we catch you playing now we will send our roving death squads to your home.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Drive a stake through his heart and a glove of garlic in his mouth, just to be sure.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Years of working at the nuclear plant has irradiated his dick off
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reading *insert controversial book here* in public but shaking my head every few sentences to show others that I disagree with it
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM