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Crabgrass
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Tauhid Bondia, Creator of the syndicated comic strip Crabgrass
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(12/??) Revenge of the Sat
Shelly: When I left your house, I was a laughing stock in the babysitting community. Shelly: No one would hire me, and the other babysitters called me Bubble Gum Hair! Shelly: But I refused to let my shame define me. Instead I OWNED it. I even dyed my hair color to LOOK like bubble gum! Kevin: and that doesn’t seem extreme to you? Shelly: (annoyed) I couldn’t’ find a wig in the right shade.
February 19, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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(11/??) Revenge of the Sat
February 18, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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(10/??) Revenge of the Sat
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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(9/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: WAIT! I do know you! You were our babysitter years ago! Kevin: But didn’t you have brown hair back then? Shelly: I did. Shelly: (fiddling with a lock of her purple hair) I was forced to make certain… Changes after that day. Kevin: Well, you might wanna rethink that because you are definitely not a summer. Shelly: (annoyed) No one ASKED you!
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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(8/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: Am I supposed to know you? Shelly: Wow. Shelly: You’d think it would be harder to forgets someone that you scarred for life. Kevin: I do that to a lot of people. Shelly: uh-uh. You probably just don’t recognize me. (Shelly removes her ball cap and puts on a pair of glasses) Shelly: how about now? Kevin: Still nothing. Shelly: (incredulous) SERIOUSLY?!
February 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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(7/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: (beside Krystal and Kyle, confronting Shelly) Look here, Shelly, IF that’s youre real name. I’ve been through a lot of babysitters and this isn’t gonna go the way you think. Kevin: The best thing for you to so is stay out of our way until our mom gets back and collets your pay. Shelly: (unimpressed) Krystal, Kyle excuse us for a minute will you? (Kyle and Krystal both turn immediately to leave) Kyle: yup. Krystal: bye. (Shelly leans in close on Kevin) Shelly: You don’t remember me do you, Kevin?
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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(6/??) Revenge of the Sat
Janine: introducing the babysitter) Kids this is Shelly. She’ll be sitting you tonight while I’m out Shelly: Hi, guys. (Shelly is a friendly looking 16 year old girl with purple hair that falls just past her shoulders on top of which she wears a blue and yellow ball cap turned backward. She also wears a white hoodie with green sleeves and hood.) Shelly: Aren’t you an adorable bunch. I can already tell we’re going to be great friends. Shelly: (leaning into closer to the kids but speaking to Janine) Thank you so much Miss Beecham, for putting your trust in me. Shelly: I promise not to let you- (Shelly is interrupted by the sound of the front door closing behind her. Janine is already gone)
February 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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(4/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: A BABYSITTER?! Janine: Yes, Kevin. Janine: You’re not staying home by yourself. Kevin: What about Kyle? He’s fourteen! He can watch us! Janine: We tried that. Janine:…remember? (Cut to flash back of Kyle sitting on top of a squirming Kevin) Janine: (side-eyeing Kyle) HE only does the SITTING part. Kyle: You get what you pay for.
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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(3/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin: You know what? Some time off may be just what you need. Goodness knows you’ve earned a break. Kevin: and don’t worry about us. We’ll be perfect angels while you’re gone. Janine: I KNOW you will. Janine: That’s what the babysitter is for. Kevin: The baby WHAT-NOW?
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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(1/??) Revenge of the Sat
Kevin walks by bathroom and notices Janine applying lipstick in the mirror. He walks by Janines bedroom and sees her putting on a nice blouse. Finally he sees her fully dressed for a night out with her hair done. Kevin: (to Krystal and Kyle who are relaxing in the recliner) Have you seen mom? Who dresses up to cook dinner? Krystal: (to Kyle) You wanna tell him?
February 6, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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(26/26) Dare Devil
February 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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(25/26) Dare Devils
February 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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(24/26) Dare Devils
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
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(23/26) Dare Devils
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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(22/26) Dare Devils
January 31, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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(21/26) Dare Devils
Kevin: We should tell our moms on Kyle and your dad. That’ll teach them to manipulate our suggestible young minds. Miles: Sure. Or… Miles: Just hear me out here. We could try to get them back. Turn the whole thing around! Miles: it’ll be tough to outsmart a teenager and and grown-up but… Kevin: I’m in! let’s do it! Miles: Wow. You really are suggestible, huh? Kevin: Save me a lot of brainpower.
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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(20/26). Dare Devils
January 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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(19/26) Dare Devils
January 28, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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(17/26) Dare devils
(Gene hands Miles and raw steak) Gene: here, sone. Take this raw steak. Miles: What for? Gene: I want you to toss it away as soon as the dog comes for you. Then haul your tail back over the fence! BOOM! Double Dare done! (Miles looks at the steak doubtfully) Miles: I worry a lot about you being my man role model in life sometimes. Gene: (assuming a catcher’s position) Show me how you’re gonna throw it.
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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(16/26) Dare Devils
January 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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(15/27) Dare Devils
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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(14/27) Dare Devils
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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(13/27) Dare Devils
(Kyle relaxing in a recliner) Voice from behind the recliner: Psst Kyle! (Kevin emerges from behind the chair with his hair shaved into a Mohawk) Kevin: is mom around? Kyle: (startled) HOLY CRAP! What’d you do, lose a bet? Kevin: Miles and me at playing Double Dare. Kyles: (giving Kevin a fist bump) Whoa! Respect, little bro. Way to commit. Kevin: Thanks! Kevin: (suddenly elated) This just became the best day of my life. Kyle: Last day once mom finds out.
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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(12/27) Dare Devils
Kevin: I can’t believe you actually did that dare. I thought I had you for sure! Miles: (flexing) Ice water runs in these veins, dude! Miles: Now it’s your turn. Kevin: Okay but like… maybe take it easy on this time. Kevin: I’m already on thin ice for swearing in front of mom. Miles: Oh, don’t worry. Miles: (producing and switching on a pair of hair clippers) You won’t have to say a thing for this one.
January 20, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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(11/27) Dare Devils
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM