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Crabgrass
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Tauhid Bondia, Creator of the syndicated comic strip Crabgrass
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(4/7) A New Leaf
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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(3/7) A New Leaf
December 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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(2/7) A New Leaf
(Kevin and Miles outside in the snow) Kevin: I guess you’re right. We have been hitting he wacky adventures pretty hard lately. Miles: EXACTLY. Miles: I just want to go one week without getting yanked into another dimension or something. Kevin: That settles it. Kevin: This year, we resolve to avoid ALL crazy adventures. (From off panel): Hello, there! (An old man appears with a beard that reaches the floor, wearing a long blue robe with a vaguely outer-space looking pattern on it) Old Man: I’m Father Time.
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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(1/7) A New Leaf
(Kevin and Miles making snow angels) Kevin: Got any New Year’s resolutions this year? Miles: Yeah Miles: I think I’m gonna try and cut down a bit on the wacky adventures this year. Really get back to basics. Miles: Drinking from the water hose, playing in the creek, water balloon fights. Regular kids stuff, ya know? Kevin: Sure. Kevin: Ever notice how all the basics involve getting wet? Miles: Maybe we’re dehydrated.
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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(16/18) The Reason for the Thing
Donna: This album is beautiful, Miles. Thank you so much. Gene: Yeah it’s pretty nice, son. Gene: More of a MOM gift if, though, if you know what I mean. Miles: (holding a small receipt) I thought you might say that. So, I also put 30 dollars on the light bill. Gene: (holding receipt and bawling) BWAAAAAAAA… Miles: MERRy CHRISTMAS!
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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(15/17) The Reason for the Thing
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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(14/17) The Reason for the Thing
(Kevin and Miles in Miles’ room) Miles: Well, the car’s off the table. Did you know they cost like 20 thousand dollars?! Kevin: For just a regular one? Kevin: Maybe you should try something a little more personal instead. Really from the heart, ya know. (Miles briefly considers this) (Cut to Miles at a retail counter purchasing a gift bag) Retail worker: (taking Miles’ money) They’re gonna love it bro.
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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(13/17) The Reason for the Thing
(Car salesman answering the phone in his office) Don: Swope Auto, this is Don. Phone: Hello? (Miles at home on the phone) Miles: I’d like to buy one car, please) Don: Sure thing. You looking for something new or used? Miles: Oh, new, definitely. Don: M-hm. You got something to trade in? Miles: Oh! I can trade? Don: Sure can. Miles: Do you take Pikamon cards? (Miles looking at phone dejected) Don: Ma’am, I’ve never heard of a “Pickman car,” But I’ sure we can work something out.
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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(11/17) The Reason for the Thing
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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(9/17) The Reason for the Thing
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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(8/17) The Reason for the Thing
(Kevin and Miles talking. In front of them is Miles’ piggy bank) Miles: I asked my parents if they wanted me to get them something for Christmas and they said no. Miles: But I got the feeling that even though they said that, they’d still really appreciate one. (They both briefly consider this and look at the piggy bank) Kevin: (pull a hammer out of thin air) So we gonna crack this bad boy open or what? Miles: (snatching the piggy bank away) his name is PERCY!
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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(7/17) The Reason for the Thing
(Donna and Gene talking with Miles) Donna: Miles, you don’t need to get us a Christmas present. Miles: I don’t? Donna: Of course not. The look on your face when you open your presents is like a gift for us. Gene: Your mom’s right, son. It really is like a gift to us. Gene: It NOT a gift. Donna: GENE! Gene: But it is like one.
December 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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(6/17) The Reason for the Thing
(Gene sitting on the couch. Miles is draped across the arm of the couch looking depressed) Gene: Something bothering you, kiddo? Miles: *SIGH* Miles: Kevin said that he made his mom a Christmas present. And it made me realize I’ve never given you guys one. Miles: does that make me a bad son? Gene: Aww, Miles. Gene: A tie or some socks would have been nice by now… Donna: (from off panel) GENE!
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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(5/17) The Reason for the Thing
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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(4/17) The Reason for the Thing
(Kevin and Miles sitting on the porch) Kevin: Look, if you can’t buy a present for your parents just make one, like me. Miles: Make WHAT? I don’t know how to make anything they’d like! Kevin: You’re thinking about it wrong! It can be anything at all, as long as YOU made it. Miles: You really think so? Kevin: (Slyly) Yup. Parents are suckers like that.
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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(3/17) The Reason for the Thing
(Kevin and Miles in Miles’s room. Kevin is lying across Miles’ bed and Miles is sitting on the floor beside the bed) Kevin: I can’t believe you’ve never given your parents a Christmas present. Miles: Don’t judge me. Miles: Besides, how am I supposed to? Presents cost money, and I don’t have a job. Kevin: Don’t you get an allowance? Miles: Yeah, but my parents give me that money. Miles: It doesn’t seem right to spend it on THEM.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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The Reason for the thing
(Kevin and Miles in art class. Both wearing smocks covered in paint and other stains. Kevin is working away on a clay sculpture) Miles: What are you making? Kevin: Christmas present for mom. (Kevin holds up his sculpture proudly) Kevin: It’s a clay ashtray with a little holder for her lighter. I’m gonna put me and my siblings names on it. (Miles takes this in) Miles: hunh. Miles: So you give your MOM Christmas presents? Kevin: Don’t you?
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Post 35, your body is not your friend. Never turn your back on it.
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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12/6/25
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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And figure it out he did.
(Gene at the table with various bill spread out in front of him. Donna stands behind him) Gene: Babe, I don’t know HOW we’re going to pull off Christmas this year. Gene: (rubbing his head) Between the car breaking down and cutbacks on overtime, our savings are looking pretty bleak. (Donna leans over and gently kisses him on the forehead) Donna: I’m sure you’ll figure it out. (Gene looks around at her as she walks off) Gene: Why does that always sound a little bit like a threat? Donna: (calmly) I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Even the good old days have their good old days.
(Kevin and Miles standing outside waiting for the bus) Kevin: You ever feel like we’re getting old? Miles: Dude, we’re nine. Kevin: Not like OLD, old but don’t you ever miss being six or seven? Back before you got worried about being cool. Before math had fractions. That was a better time. Kevin: a more whimsical time. (Both standing in silence) Miles: Ms. Campbell gave me a scratch-and-sniff sticker yesterday, and I didn’t even smell it. Kevin: We’re too young to be this old.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Gonna say right now that I still don’t know the origin of the phrase Goody Two-shoes and I’m not interested.
(Miles, grounded, talking to Keven through his bedroom window) Kevin: Well, well. Look who’s grounded. Mr. Goody Two-Shoes. Miles: What‘’a that even mean? Kevin: oh, well, you know… Goody Two-Shoes. Miles: Actually, I don’t know. Kevin: it’s like… uh… Miles: New rule: No more insults that you can’t explain. Kevin: (throwing up his hands in outrage) That’s like HALF my catalogue!
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I can do this all day
(Kevin in Principal Sanders’ office. He’s sitting in a chair looking at Sanders who is standing in front off him with arms crossed) (Kevin glances around.) (Sanders runs his hand through his hair and sighs deeply) Kevin: So, do you start or… Sanders: Give me a minute. This is as close as I get to a break.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Happy Turkey Day!
(Kevin and Miles hanging out in the hallway of Mile’s house. Miles is lying on the floor nursing a stomach ache and looking miserable. Kevin is sitting beside him) Miles: UGH! I think I have a tummy ache. Kevin: WHOA! Tummy ache? What are you, five? Kevin: You should definitely have graduated to upset stomach by now. Belly ache at the least! (Both sit in a silence for a moment as Miles looks annoyed at Kevin) Miles: I didn’t realize gastrointestinal distress was age appropriate. Kevin: WHOA! What are you, FIFTY?
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Not all Villains wear clown makeup
(Kevin and Miles on a see-saw) Kevin: You ever wonder why super rich people don’t become super-heroes like Batman or Ironman? Miles: Nah. Miles: I think to be ah hero, you can’t just be rich You also have to be a genius and top-tier athlete. Kevin: Well, what about supervillains They could do that, right? Miles: I kinda think some already do. Kevin: I’m talking about the Blow up the Moon kind, not the Deny You Health Insurance Claim kind. Miles: Oh.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM