Ely
@eleschii.bsky.social
He/Him // 21 // Cascadian // Autist // Chris Ray Gun Enjoyer // Ireland-Weeb
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Don't make me defend Jimmy fucking Kimmel you assholes
September 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Don't make me defend Jimmy fucking Kimmel you assholes
She is completely useless, just like all of our leaders in Cascadia.
Oregon governor Tina Kotek, a gay woman, is ordering flags to be flown at half-staff to honor a podcaster who said gay people should be stoned to death.
September 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
She is completely useless, just like all of our leaders in Cascadia.
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Remember when 2 democrats got assassinated and they were gloating about it?
they just decide what they think we’re like and proceed as though
September 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Remember when 2 democrats got assassinated and they were gloating about it?
NO limits on firearms are "common sense" when this kind of admin is in power. Kindly fuck off.
I hope Charlie Kirk recovers quickly then, like James Brady, uses his megaphone to help advocate for common sense limits on firearms.
September 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
NO limits on firearms are "common sense" when this kind of admin is in power. Kindly fuck off.
Where was this man at the time of the shooting? Just asking questions!
September 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Where was this man at the time of the shooting? Just asking questions!
This is what happens when you divide and pit a people against each other. Sometimes when you fuck around, you find out. Not to say this kind of climate is good (it's not) but this should hardly be surprising to ANYBODY.
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is what happens when you divide and pit a people against each other. Sometimes when you fuck around, you find out. Not to say this kind of climate is good (it's not) but this should hardly be surprising to ANYBODY.
Ngl I don't like those cameras that move when the creator does. Call me old-fashioned but I just prefer a stationary viewing experience.
September 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ngl I don't like those cameras that move when the creator does. Call me old-fashioned but I just prefer a stationary viewing experience.
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Did you know it's legal to say "an Elbit arms manufacturing plant in Bristol has closed its doors after months of targeting from Palestine Action". But it'd ILLEGAL to follow that with "what incredible work from those heroes". That'd be an offence under the Terrorism Act of 2000. Don't say that!
September 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Did you know it's legal to say "an Elbit arms manufacturing plant in Bristol has closed its doors after months of targeting from Palestine Action". But it'd ILLEGAL to follow that with "what incredible work from those heroes". That'd be an offence under the Terrorism Act of 2000. Don't say that!
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Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
CONWAY, AR—Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment and enjoying life to the fullest, free-spirited man Daniel Lambert was informed Wednesday that it was time to grow up and st...
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September 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
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it’s pretty funny americans consistently decide to elect a republican every other election to just completely fuck everything up
September 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
it’s pretty funny americans consistently decide to elect a republican every other election to just completely fuck everything up
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Anti-masonic conspiracy theories are so funny to me. Like, you're really gonna tell me the world is secretly run by these guys? Come on now.
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Anti-masonic conspiracy theories are so funny to me. Like, you're really gonna tell me the world is secretly run by these guys? Come on now.
The War on Terror, but MAGA. Shameful.
Q: On the Venezuela vessel strike, what legal authority were you guys working under?
JD VANCE: The legal authority is there are people who are bringing -- literal terrorists -- who are bringing deadly drugs into our country
JD VANCE: The legal authority is there are people who are bringing -- literal terrorists -- who are bringing deadly drugs into our country
September 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The War on Terror, but MAGA. Shameful.
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Shocking New Epstein Video Shows Pictures Moving All On Their Own https://theonion.com/shocking-new-epstein-video-shows-pictures-moving-all-on-1836463001/
September 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Shocking New Epstein Video Shows Pictures Moving All On Their Own https://theonion.com/shocking-new-epstein-video-shows-pictures-moving-all-on-1836463001/
Gun bans or restrictions are not anything we should be pushing for under this administration. The fascists already have guns, do you think us not also having them is a good idea right now?
Sorry, not sorry. Call me callous. Idc. I'd rather the Fourth Reich not be in charge of gun laws.
Sorry, not sorry. Call me callous. Idc. I'd rather the Fourth Reich not be in charge of gun laws.
September 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Gun bans or restrictions are not anything we should be pushing for under this administration. The fascists already have guns, do you think us not also having them is a good idea right now?
Sorry, not sorry. Call me callous. Idc. I'd rather the Fourth Reich not be in charge of gun laws.
Sorry, not sorry. Call me callous. Idc. I'd rather the Fourth Reich not be in charge of gun laws.
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The numbers speak for themselves
August 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The numbers speak for themselves
My homeland should consider this! Sever as many ties with the federals as possible.
August 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My homeland should consider this! Sever as many ties with the federals as possible.