Fullmetal Kardashian
@eldrtchbtch.bsky.social
I'm a respectable woman with a normal ass
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
Husband watching mad men for the first time: Don draper is a convincing war crime; a necessary evil. Maybe it did have to be like that
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Husband watching mad men for the first time: Don draper is a convincing war crime; a necessary evil. Maybe it did have to be like that
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i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
The only men I like are in mewithoutyou
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The only men I like are in mewithoutyou
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Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.
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67 is for children. You need to be talking about hamburger helper
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
67 is for children. You need to be talking about hamburger helper
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2363023/duane-roberts-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-dead-at-88/
Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2363023/duane-roberts-inventor-of-the-frozen-burrito-dead-at-88/
Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88 - Dining and Cooking
Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
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Perhaps it’s because I’ve so thoroughly gotten over my attraction to older men who desperately want to fuck an idea of me but don’t like me and find the reality of my personhood to be deeply inconvenient to their own dreambuilding lol
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Perhaps it’s because I’ve so thoroughly gotten over my attraction to older men who desperately want to fuck an idea of me but don’t like me and find the reality of my personhood to be deeply inconvenient to their own dreambuilding lol
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I find the wish fulfillment aspect of the current smut books to be far more pornographic than the sex
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I find the wish fulfillment aspect of the current smut books to be far more pornographic than the sex
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always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
October 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
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i’ve been eating so many hotdogs
October 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i’ve been eating so many hotdogs
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Like every mf that’s been forced into our public consciousness via him since 2016 has been wack as hell. No swag, unfunny, zero bitches, clearly hated by everyone they’ve ever met, no homies, weird smile, probably fuckin stink and go to hotel breakfasts barefoot and drink milk. You know they type
September 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Like every mf that’s been forced into our public consciousness via him since 2016 has been wack as hell. No swag, unfunny, zero bitches, clearly hated by everyone they’ve ever met, no homies, weird smile, probably fuckin stink and go to hotel breakfasts barefoot and drink milk. You know they type
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Weird week for people who unironically call their friends “my love”
September 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Weird week for people who unironically call their friends “my love”
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Clearly something ever happens
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Clearly something ever happens
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Homewood. Frankstown Ave. Caller says that she is having a problem with witches.
September 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Homewood. Frankstown Ave. Caller says that she is having a problem with witches.
Can someone mod red dead redemption so I can kill the cast of the gilded age in it
August 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can someone mod red dead redemption so I can kill the cast of the gilded age in it
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“I'm so sorry you're going through it.” -Person who will spend their whole life trying to go under it
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“I'm so sorry you're going through it.” -Person who will spend their whole life trying to go under it
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Folks are terrified of the NYC subway, think DC is a gang ridden hellscape and have other often irrational fears, but here's the truth, other than disease or an abusive partner with a gun, you're most likely to be killed by a reckless driver, and we barely acknowledge it's a problem.
August 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Folks are terrified of the NYC subway, think DC is a gang ridden hellscape and have other often irrational fears, but here's the truth, other than disease or an abusive partner with a gun, you're most likely to be killed by a reckless driver, and we barely acknowledge it's a problem.
Really into doing my own nails lately
July 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Really into doing my own nails lately
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poop and pee expert here - I actually wrote my masters thesis on if poop was pee. I was asking chatgpt when poop could be considered pee and it um... hallucinated an entire list of citations? about how pee was poop? and I was like, hello, bowling and crappler disproved that in the 90s, and then it
June 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
poop and pee expert here - I actually wrote my masters thesis on if poop was pee. I was asking chatgpt when poop could be considered pee and it um... hallucinated an entire list of citations? about how pee was poop? and I was like, hello, bowling and crappler disproved that in the 90s, and then it