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Steve Elde
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Artist and Storyteller
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God doesn’t choose men who cover up child rape.
But fake Christians do.
January 17, 2026 at 9:48 PM
All this mayhem and destruction is being done in your name and my name. We own it, whether or not we voted for or support the man. In the eyes of the rest of the world, it's on us.
January 7, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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So, all it took to destroy the government was a complicit SCOTUS, a feckless and spineless Congress, and a felon.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
A blustery day on the Salish Sea.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Impeachment. Those who would, can't. And those who can, won't.
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Dictators bulldoze. Democracies rebuild. Rebuilding takes longer than bulldozing. The danger, of course, is that there will be nothing left to rebuild. The foundation of the United States of America is trembling and cracking, and the wrecking crew has just begun its work.
January 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Will Europe and Canada please invade the United States and capture Trump and his entire regime, take them to the Hague and put them on trial for war crimes? We'll even throw in the Supreme Court majority, Thune, Johnson, MAGA, ICE, Heritage Foundation, and Trump-Kennedy Center board. Take 'em all.
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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The same folks offended by “tax the rich” are surprisingly fine with non-rich health premiums increasing beyond affordability.
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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One of the more important stock-taking moments to watch a bootlegged news program censored in your country.
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Here’s my project 2026 — Donald Trump and JD Vance are impeached and removed from office after losing control of the house and senate in the midterms. Hakeem Jeffries becomes the speaker of the house and then the president of the United States for the remainder of the term. Make it happen.
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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All of these bootlegged copies of the 60 Minutes segment flooding my feed (saying, ‘Watch it quick! Before it disappears!’) makes me feel like I’m in the Soviet Union and just got some black market foreign newspaper I need to hide under a floorboard in my house.

This is where America is now
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Bari Weiss torching all of CBS’ journalistic integrity in just a few months on job. Mission accomplished.
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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What the hell have we become? Seriously, concentration camp USA.
AP: “Hundreds of immigrant children lingered in federal detention beyond a court-mandated limit, some more than five months… Attorneys highlighted the government’s own admissions to longer custody times, contaminated food, lack of medical care…” apnews.com/article/immi...
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.
December 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob."

—FDR, 1936
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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A troubled nation breathes a sigh of relief as the Hoagie Hurler case is finally adjudicated.

#NotAllHeroesWearCapes
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The utter stupidity of pursuing a criminal trial against someone for throwing a sandwich that bounced off a bullet proof vest pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars for this joke is the perfect encapsulation of this Administration.
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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On this day 420 years ago, Guy Fawkes was sitting in a pub, thinking: "And the best part is, nobody suspects a thing!"
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Imagine waking up in bed with a skeleton. That would be scary. But not as scary as waking up in bed without a skeleton.
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM