Elle Hamm
@elainestorming.bsky.social
sheꙮherꙮella | katamari ball
sugar, spice, and puppy dog tails
chimerasame | sevrea | elainestorming
internal shawtyolalia
sugar, spice, and puppy dog tails
chimerasame | sevrea | elainestorming
internal shawtyolalia
Reposted by Elle Hamm
Have we considered the possibility that the "67" meme is caused by Data sending information out of the time loop in an attempt to stop America from crashing into the USS Bozeman?
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Have we considered the possibility that the "67" meme is caused by Data sending information out of the time loop in an attempt to stop America from crashing into the USS Bozeman?
I always worry that I won't be able to tell the elevation by looking at a map, but then I see a good map and think -- whew, what a relief
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I always worry that I won't be able to tell the elevation by looking at a map, but then I see a good map and think -- whew, what a relief
The "Litany of Tarski" is a thing that basically says, for any X,
"If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X."
For example, "If the sky is blue, then I desire to believe the sky is blue. If the sky is not blue, then I desire to believe the sky is not blue." (1/2)
"If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X."
For example, "If the sky is blue, then I desire to believe the sky is blue. If the sky is not blue, then I desire to believe the sky is not blue." (1/2)
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The "Litany of Tarski" is a thing that basically says, for any X,
"If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X."
For example, "If the sky is blue, then I desire to believe the sky is blue. If the sky is not blue, then I desire to believe the sky is not blue." (1/2)
"If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X."
For example, "If the sky is blue, then I desire to believe the sky is blue. If the sky is not blue, then I desire to believe the sky is not blue." (1/2)
Reposted by Elle Hamm
a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
Reposted by Elle Hamm
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
Reposted by Elle Hamm
Cascadia is just foggy and dark. Maybe a subtle
PANTONE® 19-0220 TCX (Douglas Fir) vingette
PANTONE® 19-0220 TCX (Douglas Fir) vingette
When the United States dissolves and all the new movies have to pick a different filter color for every state
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Cascadia is just foggy and dark. Maybe a subtle
PANTONE® 19-0220 TCX (Douglas Fir) vingette
PANTONE® 19-0220 TCX (Douglas Fir) vingette
Arkham's Razor: the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Arkham's Razor: the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
Sure, he's got his faults, like, he's a necromancer, and a hoarder, but, you know, doesn't everybody have some skeletons in their closet?
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sure, he's got his faults, like, he's a necromancer, and a hoarder, but, you know, doesn't everybody have some skeletons in their closet?
"online" is a funny adjective in that preceding it with an intensifier changes its meaning
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
"online" is a funny adjective in that preceding it with an intensifier changes its meaning
Thirsty Spice Latte
*or*
Pumpkin Sword Lesbians
*or*
Pumpkin Sword Lesbians
October 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Thirsty Spice Latte
*or*
Pumpkin Sword Lesbians
*or*
Pumpkin Sword Lesbians
I have something to say to the people who are "anti-antifa" and think that's different from being fascist:
I'm anti-anti-antifa.
I'm anti-anti-antifa.
October 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I have something to say to the people who are "anti-antifa" and think that's different from being fascist:
I'm anti-anti-antifa.
I'm anti-anti-antifa.
the ones who walk away from Omegas
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the ones who walk away from Omegas
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1983: Huey Lewis and the News record “I Want a New Drug,” asking for a drug that emulates being in love: “One that won't make me nervous, wondering what to do / One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you.”
1985: First articles reporting on recreational use of MDMA in the club scene.
👀
1985: First articles reporting on recreational use of MDMA in the club scene.
👀
September 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
1983: Huey Lewis and the News record “I Want a New Drug,” asking for a drug that emulates being in love: “One that won't make me nervous, wondering what to do / One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you.”
1985: First articles reporting on recreational use of MDMA in the club scene.
👀
1985: First articles reporting on recreational use of MDMA in the club scene.
👀
Reposted by Elle Hamm
Oregon governor Tina Kotek, a gay woman, is ordering flags to be flown at half-staff to honor a podcaster who said gay people should be stoned to death.
September 11, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Oregon governor Tina Kotek, a gay woman, is ordering flags to be flown at half-staff to honor a podcaster who said gay people should be stoned to death.
You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.
Quotes I like enough to think about getting them permanently written on me:
"It's never too late to be what you might have been."
"You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them."
"This action will have consequences."
"All the information is on the task."
"Either way, what bliss?"
"It's never too late to be what you might have been."
"You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them."
"This action will have consequences."
"All the information is on the task."
"Either way, what bliss?"
September 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.
beef stroganon, beef stroganoff. beef stroganon, beef stroganoff.
September 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
beef stroganon, beef stroganoff. beef stroganon, beef stroganoff.
from fb 2020
Sitcom idea: a statistician has just gotten married to a fluid dynamics expert, it's called The Bernoulliweds
Sitcom idea: a statistician has just gotten married to a fluid dynamics expert, it's called The Bernoulliweds
August 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
from fb 2020
Sitcom idea: a statistician has just gotten married to a fluid dynamics expert, it's called The Bernoulliweds
Sitcom idea: a statistician has just gotten married to a fluid dynamics expert, it's called The Bernoulliweds
🎼Wallace! And! Grom-it! 🎶
🎵Wallace and Gromit Show! 🎵
🧀(Cheese!) 🪨🧦
🎵Wallace and Gromit Show! 🎵
🧀(Cheese!) 🪨🧦
August 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
🎼Wallace! And! Grom-it! 🎶
🎵Wallace and Gromit Show! 🎵
🧀(Cheese!) 🪨🧦
🎵Wallace and Gromit Show! 🎵
🧀(Cheese!) 🪨🧦
If somebody invented an "oblivion device", many of us might be justifiably concerned about it based just on what it's called. thinking about this gives me more compassion for my dog Olive who is scared of our "vacuum machine"
August 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If somebody invented an "oblivion device", many of us might be justifiably concerned about it based just on what it's called. thinking about this gives me more compassion for my dog Olive who is scared of our "vacuum machine"
As long as I'm reminiscing about weird misconceptions I had as a child, I just want to come clean about the fact that for a few years I thought Arsenio Hall was a place.
Until I got to high school and met a guy and understood that it was actually his first name, I thought "Reginald" was a title. It seemed to be either a minor noble title or an administrative duties title depending on situation. Like "Reginald Barclay" definitely came off more administrative duties
August 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
As long as I'm reminiscing about weird misconceptions I had as a child, I just want to come clean about the fact that for a few years I thought Arsenio Hall was a place.
imagine a world where everybody used webp for things they used gif for.
people would have to have arguments about whether to pronounce it "web-pee" or "weh-[blows raspberry]"
people would have to have arguments about whether to pronounce it "web-pee" or "weh-[blows raspberry]"
August 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
imagine a world where everybody used webp for things they used gif for.
people would have to have arguments about whether to pronounce it "web-pee" or "weh-[blows raspberry]"
people would have to have arguments about whether to pronounce it "web-pee" or "weh-[blows raspberry]"
Chille Tid with the Fire Gang
July 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Chille Tid with the Fire Gang
we've had a Seth McFarlane The Next Generation, I want a Michael Schur Deep Space Nine.
July 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
we've had a Seth McFarlane The Next Generation, I want a Michael Schur Deep Space Nine.
nikolaj - b94 = zathras
July 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
nikolaj - b94 = zathras