This is not to be confused with the Litany of Banach-Tarski, which states,

"If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X. If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X."

"I'm online" - i am currently connected to the internet

"i'm very online" - i am hyper-adapted to certain types of discourse and certain choices of thoughts to focus strongly, that are common on the internet, possibly to the extent of not being familiar with typical in-person discussion modes