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EJ The Third
@ejthethird.bsky.social
33 yr old Irn Bru drinker. I do a blog series called Midnight Gaming if you're interested in reading. https://ejt3rd.carrd.co/ #gaming 🎮

Minors DNI!
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- I see a piece of art I like
- I follow the artist who made it
- I look through their account for more art they made
- I see a piece of art they reskeeted that I like
- I follow the artist who made it
- I look through their account for more art they made.....

....The cycle is neverending
Got some apple pie chai latte, shit slaps hard.
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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The original Xbox’s color scheme and advertising were so dang ominous.🤣
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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Jinkies!
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Happy birthday to me :/
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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why wasn't it bigger news that healthcare covers dental now in canada?? It's called the CDCP and it was expanded to cover everyone from kids/seniors in fucking SUMMER I guess???

if you're canadian, sign up for it, I did, and now all my dental is covered. I might cry. Thank you NDP 🥹
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Welp.... its my birthday now.

33 years.... feels kinda wrong to say that.
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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🫥
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Small presses and self-published authors are still writing queer books. Support indies, because publishing sure isn't.
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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the universe could do the FUNNIEST THING right now
January 13, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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The Transhet Stream is happening next Saturday!
Follow me on Twitch for alerts: www.twitch.tv/darkchibisha...

I'll be talking about why I like transhet stuff (specifically tm/f) and what my journey with that has been like. This is not a stream for folks who aren't open-minded!
January 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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I say this because I've experienced people when they're doing bad faith takes -- and it sucks! If you're gonna tune into this stream, I need you to know we are in community with each other and my experiences are not a monolith because trans people are not a monolith. Thank you!
I am not a perfect person and I will almost certainly say something you don't agree with, but that is not what talking about this stuff is for.

It might be tough: so don't tune in if you're very sensitive or prone to knee-jerk reactions! Thanks everyone, and looking forward to seeing you there!
January 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Damn I see people found this one again lol
If I was this baby I would be so mad they made me miss out on the PS2 era
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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shout out to the various accounts that aren't following me popping up to reply "lol that's what the videogames are like dummy"

No, the games have elements of this, but they also tend to have strong emotional forward momentum and *some* competent characters.

Like season one of the show, shockingly.
Fallout S2

Everything related to Goggins is still good stuff, but holy shit why does everything else in the show feel so wacky?

It's like instead of watching a Fallout story I'm watching someone's modded Fallout game on their stream where a bunch of their friends are RPing the NPCs as idiots
January 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Im not gonna pretend VELMA was Shakespere or anything and Ive been burnt-out on Scoobert-Doo for so long that it couldve been decent and I would not have cared.

But GirlyWolfPup is right. I dont know ONE single person who cares enough ANY show that sucks to go on a years-long tirade about it.
Still convinced 90% of people who talked about the show never actually watched it....no, not because it's secretly "good" because it's not but because something this forgettable had no right to be the center piece of online discussion for multiple years like it did.
3 years ago today, ‘Velma’ premiered on HBO Max.

It is currently the worst rated Scooby-Doo series ever on IMDB with (1.6/10) stars.
January 13, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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if you're not familiar with gary larson beyond the classic Cow Tools panel, you should absolutely fix that. his sense of humour's the rare kind that's somehow only gotten funnier and more broadly appealing with time, especially in the internet age. he'dve made a brilliant shitposter in another life.
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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typing Doom like DooM is nerdy enough but being the guy who types F.E.A.R. instead of Fear is like ohh, that's you, that's who you are.
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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ko-fi.com/famimatsu

Not one to do this willingly but a bunch of year renewal shit still attached to /my/ account just hit and knocked me under $100.

I'll need to do some fighting to cancel and hopefully be refunded but...

Idk if you like my stuff and wanna help I would appreciate it.
Buy Famimatsu a Coffee
Become a supporter of Famimatsu today!
ko-fi.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Sweettalker from dispatch
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Thank you all so much… I do appreciate the amount of love and support you guys are willing to give. So far we reached up to $1,000+ which is insane… This will help us stay longer at our hotel and get stuff we need

if you can continue to support it would be rlly appreciated.
I dont have a pen rn. I cant draw digitally. Until i get pencil n paper.

Me and my mom literally dont have most of our stuff, we called the police they cant do anything about it. All we can do is handle it in court at some point.

But please help till we figure some shit out ko-fi.com/puppysnackz
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Bumping again!!
Feeling like giving exposures to people who have donations open for whatever reason, whether you need the funds to get out of a situation or cause SNAP benefits been cut. Please link them down below!! Gonna try to keep it all in one thread preferably. That way i can keep boosting this post.
January 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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i really don't like how having certain kinks that are ultimately just harmless and even healthy forms of coping can warrant so much reactionary behavior from people who weaponize their disgust into attempts to de-person random people they've never met or will meet.
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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