EJ The Third
@ejthethird.bsky.social
32 yr old Irn Bru drinker. I do a blog series called Midnight Gaming if you're interested in reading. https://ejt3rd.carrd.co/ #gaming 🎮
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EJ The Third
@ejthethird.bsky.social
· Jul 17
- I see a piece of art I like
- I follow the artist who made it
- I look through their account for more art they made
- I see a piece of art they reskeeted that I like
- I follow the artist who made it
- I look through their account for more art they made.....
....The cycle is neverending
- I follow the artist who made it
- I look through their account for more art they made
- I see a piece of art they reskeeted that I like
- I follow the artist who made it
- I look through their account for more art they made.....
....The cycle is neverending
HEY GANG GUESS WHO DID IT AGAIN!
rip garfield
rip garfield
So my first follower, Naarno, died of old age
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
HEY GANG GUESS WHO DID IT AGAIN!
rip garfield
rip garfield
So my first follower, Naarno, died of old age
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So my first follower, Naarno, died of old age
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
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Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them?
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them?
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
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When people say "There weren't many women in palaeontology/palaeoart in the 19 & 20th century" they pretend that women in the Central & East Europe did not exist, despite ladies ruling the show in that corner of the world for a century.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When people say "There weren't many women in palaeontology/palaeoart in the 19 & 20th century" they pretend that women in the Central & East Europe did not exist, despite ladies ruling the show in that corner of the world for a century.
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i know how many of you that follow me either are an artist on Patreon or pledge to one. heed what happened to Ana here. straight from Patreon's mouth, they want FICTIONAL JPEGS MADE UP IN YOUR MIND to be able to "give consent" for Patreon to give you the money you rightfully earned?? what a joke.
I lost my Patreon for the time being. This obviously is a massive blow. I will try to resolve Patreon’s issues with my ASMR account, but I think this is the beginning of the end for using Patreon as a VTuber
![I have also listed a few example posts below. Please use these as a starting point as you review the rest of the content on your page.
1. Post: [TF4TF] [TF4M] ForceFemmed By a Devilish
Librarian Femdom [Forced Feminization]
[Brainwashing] [Gender TF], posted February 27, 2025
2. Post: [TF4TF] One Way Or Another, I'm Sucking Your Girldick, Magical Girl [TFdom] [Oral] [Handjob] [Sluuurp] [Light Domme Mindbreak], posted March 20, 2025
Please update your Patreon according to those guidelines and reply to this email so our Trust & Safety team can review your Patreon for reinstatement. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to email me. I'm here to help.
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November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
i know how many of you that follow me either are an artist on Patreon or pledge to one. heed what happened to Ana here. straight from Patreon's mouth, they want FICTIONAL JPEGS MADE UP IN YOUR MIND to be able to "give consent" for Patreon to give you the money you rightfully earned?? what a joke.
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Nobody who has ever used "Gooner Art" as a dismissive is worthy of trust.
The thing is like if we want to fight back against prudery and sex negativity we also have to stop referring to stuff as 'gooner art' and accept that nsfw shit that reads as 'for the male gaze' has as much a right to exist as your favourite yaoi
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Nobody who has ever used "Gooner Art" as a dismissive is worthy of trust.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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My review (or cry for help) of Fallout 4 after the anniversary update. 😅
I really don’t like giving negative reviews, but goddamn Todd just cannot help himself.
I really don’t like giving negative reviews, but goddamn Todd just cannot help himself.
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
My review (or cry for help) of Fallout 4 after the anniversary update. 😅
I really don’t like giving negative reviews, but goddamn Todd just cannot help himself.
I really don’t like giving negative reviews, but goddamn Todd just cannot help himself.
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Shoutout to Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life for being one of the few games with the ultimate goal of dying of old age.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Shoutout to Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life for being one of the few games with the ultimate goal of dying of old age.
Watched a video on tips and tricks for COTL and apparently with the ability to revive yourself at the cost of a follower, choosing a follower you're married to will give you extra health? Damn.
"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"
The lamb:
"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"
The lamb:
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Watched a video on tips and tricks for COTL and apparently with the ability to revive yourself at the cost of a follower, choosing a follower you're married to will give you extra health? Damn.
"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"
The lamb:
"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"
The lamb:
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Ana lost her patreon to some puritan BS. please support her on subscribestar!
Please consider supporting me on SubscribeStar, this obviously is a major income loss and I am not sure if I will be able to recover from it if things do not go smoothly
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November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ana lost her patreon to some puritan BS. please support her on subscribestar!
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November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Joanca is the only trans woman in animated media I've personally seen that is overtly transgender and not in a transmisognistic caricature way, but rather a humanizing way.
from 40 years ago btw.
from 40 years ago btw.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Joanca is the only trans woman in animated media I've personally seen that is overtly transgender and not in a transmisognistic caricature way, but rather a humanizing way.
from 40 years ago btw.
from 40 years ago btw.
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HOUNDOOM UP 🔥🔥🔥!!!
This is a design from 2023 that a friend actually bought for me to keep, so I feel odd selling her, but she’s been sitting unused for AGES. She’s Fcfs, PayPal only, dm me…!
This is a design from 2023 that a friend actually bought for me to keep, so I feel odd selling her, but she’s been sitting unused for AGES. She’s Fcfs, PayPal only, dm me…!
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
HOUNDOOM UP 🔥🔥🔥!!!
This is a design from 2023 that a friend actually bought for me to keep, so I feel odd selling her, but she’s been sitting unused for AGES. She’s Fcfs, PayPal only, dm me…!
This is a design from 2023 that a friend actually bought for me to keep, so I feel odd selling her, but she’s been sitting unused for AGES. She’s Fcfs, PayPal only, dm me…!
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the government forcing the wiggles to do a podcast episode as punishment really shifts the Overton window of regulatory enforcement possibilities
www.accc.gov.au/medi...
www.accc.gov.au/medi...
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
the government forcing the wiggles to do a podcast episode as punishment really shifts the Overton window of regulatory enforcement possibilities
www.accc.gov.au/medi...
www.accc.gov.au/medi...
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November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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i love these incredibly stupid games
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
i love these incredibly stupid games
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this is the shit peter pan imaged when he ate with the lost boys and started to believe in magic again
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
this is the shit peter pan imaged when he ate with the lost boys and started to believe in magic again
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Quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever done
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever done
I got webber in my cult now.
Starting work on another Midnight Gaming, this time solely covering Cult Of the Lamb.
The Donner Party Club will invite all to the supper.
The Donner Party Club will invite all to the supper.
a cartoon sheep with a crown on its head is standing next to a tree .
ALT: a cartoon sheep with a crown on its head is standing next to a tree .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I got webber in my cult now.
Starting work on another Midnight Gaming, this time solely covering Cult Of the Lamb.
The Donner Party Club will invite all to the supper.
The Donner Party Club will invite all to the supper.
a cartoon sheep with a crown on its head is standing next to a tree .
ALT: a cartoon sheep with a crown on its head is standing next to a tree .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Starting work on another Midnight Gaming, this time solely covering Cult Of the Lamb.
The Donner Party Club will invite all to the supper.
The Donner Party Club will invite all to the supper.
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Did more digging today and got the "Trans Women in Sexy Situations" collection to over 300 entires! This includes some toxic yuri stuff, some gentle stuff, and some regular 'ol sexy stuff! So hey, go check it out! (It's mostly sapphic stories!)
itch.io/c/5067133/tr...
itch.io/c/5067133/tr...
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did more digging today and got the "Trans Women in Sexy Situations" collection to over 300 entires! This includes some toxic yuri stuff, some gentle stuff, and some regular 'ol sexy stuff! So hey, go check it out! (It's mostly sapphic stories!)
itch.io/c/5067133/tr...
itch.io/c/5067133/tr...
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Pack Leader Highwire!
Cards and prints available in my pinned only for November!
Cards and prints available in my pinned only for November!
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Pack Leader Highwire!
Cards and prints available in my pinned only for November!
Cards and prints available in my pinned only for November!