EJ The Third
@ejthethird.bsky.social
32 yr old Irn Bru drinker. I do a blog series called Midnight Gaming if you're interested in reading. https://ejt3rd.carrd.co/ #gaming 🎮
Minors DNI!
Minors DNI!
So my first follower, Naarno, died of old age
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So my first follower, Naarno, died of old age
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection
Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno
He's back now, yay
But he's cursed, so he's a zombie
Locked him in prison to keep others safe
Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
Watched a video on tips and tricks for COTL and apparently with the ability to revive yourself at the cost of a follower, choosing a follower you're married to will give you extra health? Damn.
"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"
The lamb:
"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"
The lamb:
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Watched a video on tips and tricks for COTL and apparently with the ability to revive yourself at the cost of a follower, choosing a follower you're married to will give you extra health? Damn.
"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"
The lamb:
"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"
The lamb:
Well, alright, heres EJ in their yinglet form. Hope you feel better.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well, alright, heres EJ in their yinglet form. Hope you feel better.
Was going to like this but saw the like count. So i'm gonna screenshot and post it here for preservation
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Was going to like this but saw the like count. So i'm gonna screenshot and post it here for preservation
So right now shoulder hurts, and I have a headache, but I also had a nice spaghetti bolognese, and Im gonna carve some chicken for sandwiches tomorrow.
May as well give this another try, yeah?
May as well give this another try, yeah?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So right now shoulder hurts, and I have a headache, but I also had a nice spaghetti bolognese, and Im gonna carve some chicken for sandwiches tomorrow.
May as well give this another try, yeah?
May as well give this another try, yeah?
Seen gameplay vids on Dispatch and... seems like a major fumble that the game railroads you to a relationship towards a choice between 2 women and only those 2.
The games garnered a lot of interest, but man, we could've had a return of the Baldurs Gate 3 Bearfucking scene with the bat guy.
The games garnered a lot of interest, but man, we could've had a return of the Baldurs Gate 3 Bearfucking scene with the bat guy.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Seen gameplay vids on Dispatch and... seems like a major fumble that the game railroads you to a relationship towards a choice between 2 women and only those 2.
The games garnered a lot of interest, but man, we could've had a return of the Baldurs Gate 3 Bearfucking scene with the bat guy.
The games garnered a lot of interest, but man, we could've had a return of the Baldurs Gate 3 Bearfucking scene with the bat guy.
Payday: The Heist - Cheney? - Defeat a Bulldozer with a shotgun. 16.7% of players got this achievement.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Payday: The Heist - Cheney? - Defeat a Bulldozer with a shotgun. 16.7% of players got this achievement.
I said in the last Midnight Gaming post for halloween that I should consider playing on normal difficulty with chris, as opposed to easy on jill.
Well.
I just finished it now and still didn't use a first aid spray.
Well.
I just finished it now and still didn't use a first aid spray.
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I said in the last Midnight Gaming post for halloween that I should consider playing on normal difficulty with chris, as opposed to easy on jill.
Well.
I just finished it now and still didn't use a first aid spray.
Well.
I just finished it now and still didn't use a first aid spray.
ANOTHER 10000 YEARS IN THE VIVESECTION PIT FOR RABU!!!
#lookoutside
#lookoutside
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ANOTHER 10000 YEARS IN THE VIVESECTION PIT FOR RABU!!!
#lookoutside
#lookoutside
Mmmmm, it might be worth giving this a shot.
nsfw is allowed
nsfw is allowed
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mmmmm, it might be worth giving this a shot.
nsfw is allowed
nsfw is allowed
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
"All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal. - John Steinbeck"
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal. - John Steinbeck"
"Hmmm getting hints of wendsleydale with some notes of monterrey. Maybe a camembert? What do you think gromit?"
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"Hmmm getting hints of wendsleydale with some notes of monterrey. Maybe a camembert? What do you think gromit?"
"Just cause i'm cheesy, don't think i'll go eas-"
*CRONCH*
*CRONCH*
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"Just cause i'm cheesy, don't think i'll go eas-"
*CRONCH*
*CRONCH*
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
WALLACE & GROMIT
VS
GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE
BEGIN!
WALLACE & GROMIT
VS
GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE
BEGIN!
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
WALLACE & GROMIT
VS
GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE
BEGIN!
WALLACE & GROMIT
VS
GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE
BEGIN!
If you come across zhis post, post your sona(s) NOT smiling.
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If you come across zhis post, post your sona(s) NOT smiling.
3. From the prior two points we can conclude that New Vegas is blatant rip off of Redfall
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
3. From the prior two points we can conclude that New Vegas is blatant rip off of Redfall
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
HIS ASS IS BEING TURNED INTO SOUP HERE PEOPLE!!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
HIS ASS IS BEING TURNED INTO SOUP HERE PEOPLE!!!
Heres a fun activity. Look up the cs2 market on steam and check random knives and gloves to see how far they drop. Listing a few examples.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Heres a fun activity. Look up the cs2 market on steam and check random knives and gloves to see how far they drop. Listing a few examples.
We got CS2 item market crash before US market crash.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We got CS2 item market crash before US market crash.
Hey, lets play a game.
Tell me the one thing that is rare, that these two have in common. 🎮
Tell me the one thing that is rare, that these two have in common. 🎮
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Hey, lets play a game.
Tell me the one thing that is rare, that these two have in common. 🎮
Tell me the one thing that is rare, that these two have in common. 🎮
