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EJ The Third
@ejthethird.bsky.social
32 yr old Irn Bru drinker. I do a blog series called Midnight Gaming if you're interested in reading. https://ejt3rd.carrd.co/ #gaming 🎮

Minors DNI!
So my first follower, Naarno, died of old age

Decreed new doctrine, pick between funeral ritual or resurrection

Went with latter so I could resurrect Naarno

He's back now, yay

But he's cursed, so he's a zombie

Locked him in prison to keep others safe

Remembered one of my followers can lockpick
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Watched a video on tips and tricks for COTL and apparently with the ability to revive yourself at the cost of a follower, choosing a follower you're married to will give you extra health? Damn.

"Hello great leader, my love, why did you rename me to Crutch?"

The lamb:
November 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Well, alright, heres EJ in their yinglet form. Hope you feel better.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Was going to like this but saw the like count. So i'm gonna screenshot and post it here for preservation
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So right now shoulder hurts, and I have a headache, but I also had a nice spaghetti bolognese, and Im gonna carve some chicken for sandwiches tomorrow.

May as well give this another try, yeah?
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Seen gameplay vids on Dispatch and... seems like a major fumble that the game railroads you to a relationship towards a choice between 2 women and only those 2.

The games garnered a lot of interest, but man, we could've had a return of the Baldurs Gate 3 Bearfucking scene with the bat guy.
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Payday: The Heist - Cheney? - Defeat a Bulldozer with a shotgun. 16.7% of players got this achievement.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hello
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I said in the last Midnight Gaming post for halloween that I should consider playing on normal difficulty with chris, as opposed to easy on jill.

Well.

I just finished it now and still didn't use a first aid spray.
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ANOTHER 10000 YEARS IN THE VIVESECTION PIT FOR RABU!!!
#lookoutside
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mmmmm, it might be worth giving this a shot.

nsfw is allowed
October 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"All war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal. - John Steinbeck"
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"Hmmm getting hints of wendsleydale with some notes of monterrey. Maybe a camembert? What do you think gromit?"
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"Just cause i'm cheesy, don't think i'll go eas-"

*CRONCH*
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

WALLACE & GROMIT

VS

GOLDEN CHEESE COOKIE

BEGIN!
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
If you come across zhis post, post your sona(s) NOT smiling.
October 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
3. From the prior two points we can conclude that New Vegas is blatant rip off of Redfall

Thank you for coming to my ted talk
October 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Finally cleared this on hard. Good god that sucked ass. #crk #cookierunkingdom #rnghell
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
HIS ASS IS BEING TURNED INTO SOUP HERE PEOPLE!!!
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Heres a fun activity. Look up the cs2 market on steam and check random knives and gloves to see how far they drop. Listing a few examples.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We got CS2 item market crash before US market crash.
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hey, lets play a game.

Tell me the one thing that is rare, that these two have in common. 🎮
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
2025 kinda vibe
October 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
October 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM