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Strong Jersey איתן
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Jewish✡ | Bread baker | Uber/Lyft driver | Sci Fi | Progressive and proud of it!
This is essentially how I got my wife's engagement ring.

We knew a guy in the Diamond District (NYC), and he knew a bunch of other guys.

All I needed was my guy's business card with his signature on the back and suddenly I was getting wholesale pricing for everything and being treated like family.
i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
If we want a future of electrified housing without gas then those who want it need to be out in communities demonstrating how awesome induction cooktops are.

Remember that when most people think "electric stove" what comes to mind are the coils which are way inferior to gas.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Or just, y'know, go to Seven 11 (or even better a diner if you aren't rushing) for coffee that doesn't taste burnt.
A moka pot is $15. Get fine ground coffee, gently pack the grounds into the filter, fill the bottom with water, screw on tight, and put on the stove.

While that's going, heat milk in the microwave then use a $10 frother on it.

Syrups are $5 for a giant bottle.

DO NOT CROSS THE PICKET LINE.
November 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Over the years my wife and I have become very good at honestly telling the other when each of us has begun to check out of a conversation.

The person talking can then indicate whether it's important to have the other's focus at that moment or whether they are mostly processing something out loud.
You guys ever get sad mid conversation when you realize the person isn't actually listening to what you're saying?
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The whole thread, excellent.
I have friends who “dated” adult men when they were teenagers and that is one of the big reasons why I am dismayed by the refusal to admit that a teenager’s experience of being manipulated by an adult they *think* they are in a fully consensual romantic, even sexual, relationship with isn’t the…
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My son flew from Israel to the US through Heathrow by himself not long after his 18th birthday after attending a family wedding.

My father, who had done this transfer in the past, warned him that it could be a bit tricky.

My son had no problem thanks to BIG EFFING SIGNS in the terminal.
I’m sorry but this whole Noah Smith Heathrow situation is so fucking funny. Centrist thought leader with PhD from University of Michigan struggles to navigate basic airport transfer, blames it on the relative economic decline of Western Europe
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's Bond.

Absolutely no one cares about continuity between actors playing the role.

We barely care about continuity when it's another movie with the same actor.

Dench playing M for Craig was cool, but no one thought that it was the same timeline as Brosnan.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Nancy Pelosi was a groundbreaking Speaker, but she was too focused on getting Democrats to respect the will of their voters.

by Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Shabbat dinner tonight:

Meat sauce (frozen from the last time I made it)
Pasta, both wheat and gluten free
Roast carrots, parsnips, and potatoes

Yummy

#Shabbat #Shalom #jewsky

First early Shabbat!
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My major autistic meltdowns are the only time I cry from stress and negative feelings. This only happens 1-2x a year.

I ugly cry like you would not believe, with tears and snot just streaming down my face.
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This one's pretty good.
The only path forward is one that recognizes that Jewish safety & rights depend on a strong, inclusive city and democracy where all are protected — and that a strong, inclusive New York City and democracy are not possible without real Jewish safety & security. jewishpublicaffairs.org/press-releas...
JCPA Statement on NYC Mayoral Race - Jewish Council for Public Affairs
Amy Spitalnick, CEO of the Jewish Council for Public Affairs, released the following statement: “New York City voters have spoken – and both Mayor-elect Mamdani and our communities now have an opportu...
jewishpublicaffairs.org
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I accidentally ended up in the "schmoozing with the cashier" aisle at my supermarket.

Please pray for me in this difficult time.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Is the political and moral crisis in Israel the result of Benjamin Netanyahu's choices as prime minister? Or is it delayed backlash to Golda Meir's prime ministership?

by Ross Douthat
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Baba Yaga!!!
This Norwegian stabbur, ca 1700, one of the oldest buildings in the region. Used to store foods & other things off of the ground, away from animals.

I'm not OK, for all the Crone reasons.

We know where her house came from! Its origins, most likely!

imma go get my evil mortar and pestle now brb
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Put aside that the 60/30 division on Jewish voters in NYC seems to be based exclusively on respondents within religious identification, I think it actually does line up well with the overarching polling on Jewish American sentiment regarding Palestine.
November 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A noun, a verb, and 9/11
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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A short thread on Mamdani and Palestine.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I really hope that other candidates are taking notes on communications strategies in the 2020s.
Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This one is 👨‍🍳😘
You Better Wise Up, Bari Weiss

Dammit, CBS News has become a horror show that will help time warp us back to the dark ages. But with programming that's too pro-Trump even for Susan Sarandon, the network is probably looking at worse ratings than a late night double feature.

by Maureen Dowd
November 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Oh so you’ve “read” the #Talmud? Then tell me how much vinegar one needs to offset the volume of a mouse falling into a vat of it. You can’t? Then shut the fuck up 😂
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM