Eileen Curtright
@eileenc.bsky.social
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In the room the women come and go,
Asking what time is the Superbo
Asking what time is the Superbo
February 11, 2024 at 6:42 PM
In the room the women come and go,
Asking what time is the Superbo
Asking what time is the Superbo
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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
February 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
We were never able to write a second hit because of dei
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Bless the toucan and His cereal. Bless the frooting and looping of Him. May His breakfast cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
January 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bless the toucan and His cereal. Bless the frooting and looping of Him. May His breakfast cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
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I’m only a failure by human standards. if I was a children’s book badger in an apron I’d be like “whoa this house is massive, and I own so many cheeses and jams.”
December 5, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I’m only a failure by human standards. if I was a children’s book badger in an apron I’d be like “whoa this house is massive, and I own so many cheeses and jams.”
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[people get mad at me after I declare martial law] okay fine we don’t need to do it. No no. Forget the whole thing. No. You’ve ruined it now.
December 3, 2024 at 9:33 PM
[people get mad at me after I declare martial law] okay fine we don’t need to do it. No no. Forget the whole thing. No. You’ve ruined it now.
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Please do not call things "pathetic" to mean they are bad or uncool. This usage is harmful to Victorian orphans who are dying in a delirious fever in the arms of their long-lost grandfather after wandering lost all night in the greatest blizzard England has ever seen.
November 23, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Please do not call things "pathetic" to mean they are bad or uncool. This usage is harmful to Victorian orphans who are dying in a delirious fever in the arms of their long-lost grandfather after wandering lost all night in the greatest blizzard England has ever seen.
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San Antonio is the opposite of NYC. If you can't make it here, you're screwed.
November 17, 2024 at 3:41 PM
San Antonio is the opposite of NYC. If you can't make it here, you're screwed.
the opening of Wuthering Heights makes it seem like the story will mostly be about how terrible dogs are when you visit someone’s house
November 5, 2023 at 12:17 AM
the opening of Wuthering Heights makes it seem like the story will mostly be about how terrible dogs are when you visit someone’s house
a couple centuries ago you could gather a crowd by describing an unusual cow but now the story of how your dad was maybe connected to a string of unsolved murders in the 70s is like, ugh not this again
September 15, 2023 at 1:56 AM
a couple centuries ago you could gather a crowd by describing an unusual cow but now the story of how your dad was maybe connected to a string of unsolved murders in the 70s is like, ugh not this again
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in my rough beast era. slouchmaxxing. bethlehempilled
September 12, 2023 at 7:00 PM
in my rough beast era. slouchmaxxing. bethlehempilled
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Had to google "are beans meat" to prove a point to a child. Now I'm on a watchlist for morons
September 12, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Had to google "are beans meat" to prove a point to a child. Now I'm on a watchlist for morons
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When you meet a group of people and someone says "there will be a test on this later", that person must be destroyed. They are a direct threat to your status as 'the funny one'.
August 30, 2023 at 6:54 PM
When you meet a group of people and someone says "there will be a test on this later", that person must be destroyed. They are a direct threat to your status as 'the funny one'.
Deism seems especially weird when the main thing now is believing in an irrational creator less universe that takes an interest in me personally
September 13, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Deism seems especially weird when the main thing now is believing in an irrational creator less universe that takes an interest in me personally
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I’ll say it: 22 years of post-9/11 airline security restrictions is more than enough. It’s time to let people hijack planes again
September 11, 2023 at 12:26 PM
I’ll say it: 22 years of post-9/11 airline security restrictions is more than enough. It’s time to let people hijack planes again
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"throw my baby as far as you can"
September 4, 2023 at 6:39 PM
"throw my baby as far as you can"
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forbidden kleenexes
September 4, 2023 at 2:19 PM
forbidden kleenexes
This is the final weekend of the year to take a wistful walk upon the beach in white flannel trousers
August 31, 2023 at 8:26 PM
This is the final weekend of the year to take a wistful walk upon the beach in white flannel trousers
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You see a photograph of Frida Kahlo laughing and realise you've reached the end of the internet
August 30, 2023 at 10:12 AM
You see a photograph of Frida Kahlo laughing and realise you've reached the end of the internet