Kobi
@eikorisu.bsky.social
小人 ergo sum.
'And everything's holy - everything, even me.' Be kind if you can.
Obsessed with different things at different times, but always adore Arda & Apocashitstorm. Punsexual & into cunning linguists.
Music moods at last.fm/user/eikorisu
'And everything's holy - everything, even me.' Be kind if you can.
Obsessed with different things at different times, but always adore Arda & Apocashitstorm. Punsexual & into cunning linguists.
Music moods at last.fm/user/eikorisu
Pinned
Kobi
@eikorisu.bsky.social
· Apr 16
cold hands cold feet cold heart
Reposted by Kobi
I made a random compliment generator today because I wanted to make something nice :)
Compliments 💖
You deserve to hear this
dr.eamer.dev
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I made a random compliment generator today because I wanted to make something nice :)
Fine as the line between Bonnie Tyler and me with a sore throat
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Fine as the line between Bonnie Tyler and me with a sore throat
Reposted by Kobi
To add your pronouns, scroll over to the Posts and like the post with your desired pronouns. (If you’re looking for rebounds like she/her or he/him or any ones with “/“ in them you have to scroll down to the bottom of the thread.)
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 AM
To add your pronouns, scroll over to the Posts and like the post with your desired pronouns. (If you’re looking for rebounds like she/her or he/him or any ones with “/“ in them you have to scroll down to the bottom of the thread.)
Reposted by Kobi
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.
bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app/profile/pron...
Reposted by Kobi
when he shows even the slightest modicum of interest in me
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
when he shows even the slightest modicum of interest in me
Reposted by Kobi
shout out to sad boys w guitars I never got tired of you my whole life
April 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
shout out to sad boys w guitars I never got tired of you my whole life
Reposted by Kobi
Save money on expensive Valentine’s Day presents this year by creating insurmountable emotional barriers, hyper independence, and ultimately dying alone.
Follow me for more money saving tips.
Follow me for more money saving tips.
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Save money on expensive Valentine’s Day presents this year by creating insurmountable emotional barriers, hyper independence, and ultimately dying alone.
Follow me for more money saving tips.
Follow me for more money saving tips.
Heck I only just noticed the NAME. Affogatto is a 7/5, no notes.
February 8, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Heck I only just noticed the NAME. Affogatto is a 7/5, no notes.
Reposted by Kobi
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
February 6, 2026 at 7:42 PM
another year of us not running a super bowl ad
Reposted by Kobi
When you’re out shopping for that special someone this Valentine’s Day, remember flowers wilt and chocolates get stale but rolling library ladders are forever
February 7, 2026 at 11:46 AM
When you’re out shopping for that special someone this Valentine’s Day, remember flowers wilt and chocolates get stale but rolling library ladders are forever
Reposted by Kobi
This galaxy is VERY tiny—much much smaller than our own Milky Way—& incredibly distant. But we can see it AND distinguish its shape!
How?
The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
How?
The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
This is what the most distant confirmed galaxy looks like. The light we're receiving was emitted when the Universe was ~15x smaller in linear size than today, and right now it's ~30 billion light-years away from us. The light was emitted when the Universe was <300 million years old. Pretty amazing!
News from the edge of the visible universe:
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
This galaxy is VERY tiny—much much smaller than our own Milky Way—& incredibly distant. But we can see it AND distinguish its shape!
How?
The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
How?
The light we see from it is from SO LONG AGO that the Universe was MUCH smaller at the time: we see it as it was when it was close enough to us to look big!! 🤯
Reposted by Kobi
it's just me (inner child, sad/scared) myself (inner teen, angry/lonely) and I (present day, adult) in here
February 6, 2026 at 12:34 AM
it's just me (inner child, sad/scared) myself (inner teen, angry/lonely) and I (present day, adult) in here
Reposted by Kobi
This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine's Day
Vengeance
Vengeance
February 6, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine's Day
Vengeance
Vengeance
"You think I ain't worth a dollar, but I feel like a millionaire" by Queens of the Stone Age
"It's my tail and I'll chase it if I want to" by Oceansize
Honorary mention:
"Women who love men who love drugs" also by Oceansize
"It's my tail and I'll chase it if I want to" by Oceansize
Honorary mention:
"Women who love men who love drugs" also by Oceansize
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
"You think I ain't worth a dollar, but I feel like a millionaire" by Queens of the Stone Age
"It's my tail and I'll chase it if I want to" by Oceansize
Honorary mention:
"Women who love men who love drugs" also by Oceansize
"It's my tail and I'll chase it if I want to" by Oceansize
Honorary mention:
"Women who love men who love drugs" also by Oceansize
named in one sentence with Mr. Bungle whoaaa
a man with a shocked look on his face holds his head
Alt: young Mike Patton looks shocked, holds his head and disappears in a blast
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
named in one sentence with Mr. Bungle whoaaa
Is it a post-travel low, grieving one of the deepest friendships I have ever known, or simply the barely unbearable gentle sadness of Vennart's Forc in the Road
a woman is crying in a dark room with the #absentia hashtag
Alt: gif of a barely lit woman crying, shaking her head, and putting her hand on her face, in the corner the hashtag #Absentia
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Is it a post-travel low, grieving one of the deepest friendships I have ever known, or simply the barely unbearable gentle sadness of Vennart's Forc in the Road
Reposted by Kobi
Deezer is now selling the tool that led to this. Spotify has no excuse not to follow this example.
newsroom-deezer.com/2026/01/ai-g...
newsroom-deezer.com/2026/01/ai-g...
February 2, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Deezer is now selling the tool that led to this. Spotify has no excuse not to follow this example.
newsroom-deezer.com/2026/01/ai-g...
newsroom-deezer.com/2026/01/ai-g...
shoulda waited about twelve hours to spawn, then I'd have Random Act of Kindness AND Pancake Day and how lovely would that be???
February 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
shoulda waited about twelve hours to spawn, then I'd have Random Act of Kindness AND Pancake Day and how lovely would that be???
no date for me, in more ways than one
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
no date for me, in more ways than one
Reposted by Kobi
when will the real Rolf Kalb come to Bluesky
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
when will the real Rolf Kalb come to Bluesky
when will @pseudorolf.bsky.social return from X
February 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
when will @pseudorolf.bsky.social return from X
Just watched a live Snooker event for the first time in over ten years that was super fun and exciting so I got really into it again and remember when I talked about expensive hobbies, hold that thought
February 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Just watched a live Snooker event for the first time in over ten years that was super fun and exciting so I got really into it again and remember when I talked about expensive hobbies, hold that thought
Reposted by Kobi
Exeunt, leading Katherine.
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Exeunt, leading Katherine.