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eikorisu.bsky.social
Kobi
@eikorisu.bsky.social
110 followers 180 following 560 posts
小人 ergo sum.
'And everything's holy - everything, even me.' Be kind if you can.
Obsessed with different things at different times, but always adore Arda & Apocashitstorm. Punsexual & into cunning linguists.
Music moods at last.fm/user/eikorisu
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Kobi @eikorisu.bsky.social · Jan 8
🎶everyday I'm strugglin'🎶
eikorisu.bsky.social
This video is not only about AI; it is about learning, failure, the impact of kindness, (self-)perception, past and future generations, shame, passion, and so much more. Heavily recommended.
rejectconvenience.com Reject Convenience @rejectconvenience.com · 8d
Are you sick of the constant discussion of AI? Me too, so I spent an entire year trying to find a solution to make AI optional. I hope you enjoy! youtu.be/R-edYoZZosg
How to do anything (without AI)
YouTube video by Reject Convenience
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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punkrockscience.bsky.social
Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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dly.bsky.social
the beasts in me
a blurry closeup of a cat crying with caption "screams internally" a cat with tears in its eyes giving a thumbs up a very tired looking cat a cat at a microphone saying "WOULD"
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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amiyajlo.bsky.social
live. laugh. laundry.
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
ME: no idea why I’m having so much trouble getting to sleep lately

ALSO ME:
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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deathbybadger.bsky.social
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Listen I can be sensitive AND you can be an asshole, both of those things can be true
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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emiliusdraws.bsky.social
#3157 A helpful tutorial
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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lizaledwards.bsky.social
this made me laugh
screenshot from their trailer where it shows a lineup of very similar looking young women under the subtitle "and explore a word where your individuality matters'
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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maxnichols.bsky.social
Having NCSoft do a mobile Horizon MMO with typical NCSoft-style character designs is like worst-case scenario for that IP.

Trying to marry Horizon art direction with Korean MMO character beauty standards is like watching fucking M3GAN

The "Aloy isn't sexy enough" incels won
A picture from a character creator for the new Horizon mobile MMO. Highly realistic rendering, but the woman has tons of makeup and exaggerated eye size and shape. She looks more like a character from Stellar Blade or Infinity Nikki.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
before coffee: tired

after coffee: nervous and tired
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
eikorisu.bsky.social
still have not recovered from Mikey Shoes in all leather
Mikey Shoes standing on a red lit stage in black leather pants and leather jacket holding a microphone in his right hand and singing into it with eyes shut tightly, firmly gripping a mic stand with his left hand the same but with eyes open and left hand outstretched the same but now he's playing bass on an orangey-red lit stage and making a jam face the same but now he's playing guitar opposite Troy Van Leeuwen
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
eikorisu.bsky.social
"More like
Some thin-hipped glittering Bowie-being—a Starman
Or cosmic ace hovering, swaying, aching to make us see."

(Tracy K. Smith: Don't You Wonder, Sometimes?)
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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miasato.bsky.social
I don’t really care if AURORA BOREALIS NORTHERN LIGHTS happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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ggbavaria.bsky.social
🎮 GG Bavaria 2026 – Save the Date!

Vom 6. bis 8. März 2026 kehrt Bayerns große Gaming-Convention zurück in die Kleine Olympiahalle München – mit ganzen drei Tagen voller Indie Games, E-Sports, Cosplay, Streaming & Community-Vibes satt!

📅 6.–8. März 2026
📍 Kleine Olympiahalle München
Illustration mit bunten Farben auf orange-pinkem Farbverlauf: Oben ein verspieltes Fernglas mit den Buchstaben „G G“ in den Linsen sowie Symbolen wie einem Planeten, Stern und D-Pad. Darunter steht in großer, weißer Schrift „GG BAVARIA 2026“. Ein gelbes Banner mit weißem Text hebt „SAVE THE DATE“ hervor. Darunter die Veranstaltungsdaten: „06. – 08. März 2026 in der Kleinen Olympiahalle München“. Unten rechts steht ein gezeichneter Astronaut mit Fernglas. Im Hintergrund sind als Muster viele kleine Ferngläser zu sehen. Die Website „ggbavaria.com“ ist ebenfalls angegeben.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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pavora.bsky.social
Doing your boyfriend’s makeup and other regicidal activities 🥰

I just wanted them to have something nice okay 🥲

#hzd #horizonzerodawn #avad #ersa #hzdfanart
Ersa sits on Avad’s lap in his bedchambers, applying makeup to his face. The atmosphere is intimate and warm. He says “you know we’re going to be fully wrapped in veils, right?” She responds, “shush. Concentrating.” From offscreen, Marad says “this is hopeless. She knows even less of cosmetics than he does.” Vanasha says “don’t you dare interrupt them.” This scene references the fact that Ersa and Avad were both said to have dressed up as noblewomen to escape Meridian.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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hausofholes.bsky.social
there is nothing more stressful than waiting for a phone call
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

🧵
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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ladzwriting.bsky.social
god forbid a woman have a tiddy
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
eikorisu.bsky.social
@taeminism.bsky.social My body is ready

(I also want to note that they just played Chokehold by Sleep Token in the setup playlist and followed it up with Paranoid Android by Radiohead, I'm so here for it)

Are you gonna be able to catch a show as well?
a stage empty of people but with fully prepared instruments bathed in blue light
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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hausofholes.bsky.social
all I see are dishes that need to be put away and dishes that need to be cleaned and clothes that need to be put away and clothes that need to be cleaned and various other things that need to be cleaned and put away and I am literally dying of boredom
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
eikorisu.bsky.social
We just finished our LotR drinking game for Fellowship of the Ring and I *thought* the rules were okay and sensible and I only drank Federweißer and a lot of tea and water but I haven't been this drunk in YEARS. Those Nazgul screams at Weathertop absolutely killed us.
10 rules in German for a Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring movie watch night drinking game: - the movie references a book chapter title - the Ring is "whispering" - a Nazgul scream is heard - there's a kiss (cheek, mouth, forehead, etc.) - someone is telling a fun fact [about the movie] - Gandalf is moving fast in a vertical direction - Orlando Bloom is looking directly into the camera - badly aged CGI - Arwen - references to The Hobbit (book) Disclaimer: Alcohol is NOT mandatory. Personal responsibility is is taken for granted!
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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kirstals.bsky.social
Happy 8 years to Frozen Wilds, but more importantly... happy 8 years to HIM 😌
A screenshot of the character, Gildun, from Horizon Zero Dawn: Frozen Wilds.
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM