Elizabeth Hammons
@ehammons.bsky.social
better here than the alternative
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I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I quit the former Twitter two years ago this week, and I am here to tell you that my online life got a lot better for having left it. In two years I've not been tempted to go back, and I haven't felt any penalty in either career or community for not being there. It's nice to be here and not there.
7 years ago Liam introduced his ginger character with an orange cat as I held my 9 year old orange cat and fell in love.
Glad I get to watch it animated with the same old man. #themightynein
Glad I get to watch it animated with the same old man. #themightynein
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
7 years ago Liam introduced his ginger character with an orange cat as I held my 9 year old orange cat and fell in love.
Glad I get to watch it animated with the same old man. #themightynein
Glad I get to watch it animated with the same old man. #themightynein
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Sam! You are diabolical, and I love it.
We have a QR code that leads to bit.ly/4p2bJwM which is the best joke he could’ve made tonight.
#Campaign4 #Araman
#CriticalRole #SamRiegel #CriticalRoleSpoilers
We have a QR code that leads to bit.ly/4p2bJwM which is the best joke he could’ve made tonight.
#Campaign4 #Araman
#CriticalRole #SamRiegel #CriticalRoleSpoilers
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Sam! You are diabolical, and I love it.
We have a QR code that leads to bit.ly/4p2bJwM which is the best joke he could’ve made tonight.
#Campaign4 #Araman
#CriticalRole #SamRiegel #CriticalRoleSpoilers
We have a QR code that leads to bit.ly/4p2bJwM which is the best joke he could’ve made tonight.
#Campaign4 #Araman
#CriticalRole #SamRiegel #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
A new episode of Final Pam? A NEW EPISODE OF FINAL PAM?
a drawing of a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket
ALT: a drawing of a man wearing sunglasses and a black jacket
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A new episode of Final Pam? A NEW EPISODE OF FINAL PAM?
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Me rewatching the Mighty Nein episode 11 on my lunch break "There's Tusk Love, that one's a little more saucy." #criticalrole
a woman wearing glasses laughs with her mouth open
ALT: a woman wearing glasses laughs with her mouth open
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Me rewatching the Mighty Nein episode 11 on my lunch break "There's Tusk Love, that one's a little more saucy." #criticalrole
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Call ☎️ Congress switchboard Now! ☎️ The number is
1-202-224-3121. you
can use above # to connect with either the US Senate or the House of Representatives. Please Call ☎️ and say "No Caving!"
1-202-224-3121. you
can use above # to connect with either the US Senate or the House of Representatives. Please Call ☎️ and say "No Caving!"
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Call ☎️ Congress switchboard Now! ☎️ The number is
1-202-224-3121. you
can use above # to connect with either the US Senate or the House of Representatives. Please Call ☎️ and say "No Caving!"
1-202-224-3121. you
can use above # to connect with either the US Senate or the House of Representatives. Please Call ☎️ and say "No Caving!"
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Absolutely correct
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
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Can confirm that the Riker minifigure in the LEGO Enterprise set comes with a trombone.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Can confirm that the Riker minifigure in the LEGO Enterprise set comes with a trombone.
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I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.
“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.
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Remember, Remember
a man in a mask says people should not be afraid of their governments and governments should be afraid of their people
Alt: a man in a mask says people should not be afraid of their governments and governments should be afraid of their people
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Remember, Remember
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Maddow: The very charismatic incumbent mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio. He has defeated JD Vance’s half brother.
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Maddow: The very charismatic incumbent mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio. He has defeated JD Vance’s half brother.
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The last thing Dick Cheney saw was a young Muslim socialist about to be elected as mayor of New York .
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The last thing Dick Cheney saw was a young Muslim socialist about to be elected as mayor of New York .
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
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I hate this.
Tolkien hated Nazism, and he also hated apartheid.
Tolkien hated Nazism, and he also hated apartheid.
DHS just posted a Lord of the Rings meme as an appeal to join ICE
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I hate this.
Tolkien hated Nazism, and he also hated apartheid.
Tolkien hated Nazism, and he also hated apartheid.
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
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live feed of me every time i eat ice cream
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
live feed of me every time i eat ice cream
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If your newspaper is not telling you what happened it’s not a newspaper
The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If your newspaper is not telling you what happened it’s not a newspaper
Well now that everyone watching live is caught up with that moment let me just say this is a devastating night to watch on 2X speed #criticalrolespoilers
October 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well now that everyone watching live is caught up with that moment let me just say this is a devastating night to watch on 2X speed #criticalrolespoilers
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when this fails, remember all the people they burned
"EA and Stability AI partner to empower artists, designers, and developers"
"The partnership will help unlock faster iteration, accelerate workflows, and expand creative possibilities"
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"The partnership will help unlock faster iteration, accelerate workflows, and expand creative possibilities"
www.ea.com/news/ea-part...
October 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
when this fails, remember all the people they burned