Evelyn Velna 🧿
@eevee33.bsky.social
She/her | 29 | Wife | Mom | Artist | Reader | Gamer
Bi 🏳️🌈 | Witch | ♓☀️ | 🇺🇸🥲
Find my art @rainstationarts.bsky.social
https://mastodon.social/@eevee33
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Bi 🏳️🌈 | Witch | ♓☀️ | 🇺🇸🥲
Find my art @rainstationarts.bsky.social
https://mastodon.social/@eevee33
https://symbi-earth-witch.tumblr.com
Going through my old canva creations
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Going through my old canva creations
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This photo of my squash leaves feels like the end of summer. Can't wait for 🍂 🍁🍂 #photography #photographer #picoftheday #nature #naturephotography #garden #evening #summer #fall #autumn #artsky #artist #art #artwork
September 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This photo of my squash leaves feels like the end of summer. Can't wait for 🍂 🍁🍂 #photography #photographer #picoftheday #nature #naturephotography #garden #evening #summer #fall #autumn #artsky #artist #art #artwork
Idk if I can justify $2 for a 10mg gummy 😭 why is my pack $20 all of a sudden? 😭😭😭
September 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Idk if I can justify $2 for a 10mg gummy 😭 why is my pack $20 all of a sudden? 😭😭😭
Phone’s broken so I moved to my old iPad. Skylight won’t authenticate though 🥲
August 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Phone’s broken so I moved to my old iPad. Skylight won’t authenticate though 🥲
Uh, I'm no expert, but may I recommend GETTING RID OF DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME?? People are having heart attacks? 😭
August 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Uh, I'm no expert, but may I recommend GETTING RID OF DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME?? People are having heart attacks? 😭
Oh thank god, I thought this was living in my skin 😭
This surprisingly relaxing footage is from SIX MILES under the ocean – and it’s the deepest ecosystem yet discovered
August 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oh thank god, I thought this was living in my skin 😭
Why do some carrots taste sweet, and delicious, and refreshing, and some taste like the inside of a cigarette smoker's mouth? 😭
July 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why do some carrots taste sweet, and delicious, and refreshing, and some taste like the inside of a cigarette smoker's mouth? 😭
Finally convinced my timid 4yo to watch SpongeBob and now I can watch my favorite kids show again 🥳
June 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Finally convinced my timid 4yo to watch SpongeBob and now I can watch my favorite kids show again 🥳
I'll never forgive people for cutting down trees. Especially when they're like 85 and probably have barely 10 years left on this planet anyway 😭 ESPECIALLY when it's not on their property and literally would not have affected their property in any way if it was allowed to keep growing 🤬
May 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'll never forgive people for cutting down trees. Especially when they're like 85 and probably have barely 10 years left on this planet anyway 😭 ESPECIALLY when it's not on their property and literally would not have affected their property in any way if it was allowed to keep growing 🤬
I've just been informed that if you have the free version of Spotify you cannot turn shuffle off. If they put ads on premium I'm gone so fast. What's your favorite alt music streaming service? 😤
May 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I've just been informed that if you have the free version of Spotify you cannot turn shuffle off. If they put ads on premium I'm gone so fast. What's your favorite alt music streaming service? 😤
In case anyone was curious, this is what your sleep looks like when you're newborn food 😩 and I have it easier because other people can bottle feed and let me rest more...
(The blue blocks are sleep)
(The blue blocks are sleep)
May 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
In case anyone was curious, this is what your sleep looks like when you're newborn food 😩 and I have it easier because other people can bottle feed and let me rest more...
(The blue blocks are sleep)
(The blue blocks are sleep)
It's 3am and I'm trying to YouTube myself awake while I keep this newborn alive, when I come across this absolutely niche gem of a video. SPG was truly ahead of it's time back in the day, because I'm pretty sure this type of thing is exactly what the kids are into now lmao
April 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
It's 3am and I'm trying to YouTube myself awake while I keep this newborn alive, when I come across this absolutely niche gem of a video. SPG was truly ahead of it's time back in the day, because I'm pretty sure this type of thing is exactly what the kids are into now lmao
Bruh, just when you think Hamilton can't get any better 😭
![A screenshot of a comment by Marian that reads: "how about the fact that at the beginning Hamilton's phrase was "I'm [not] throwing away my shot" and Burr's was "wait for it," and in the end Hamilton died because he threw away his shot and Burr didn't wait for it"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:we5nhcktc7r5wichv6rtwlt7/bafkreib2mbkeohsiodwrcgzj56rcx2dotxo6io6tduwnykkd3tfcnna24i@jpeg)
April 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Bruh, just when you think Hamilton can't get any better 😭
Reposted by Evelyn Velna 🧿
Reposted by Evelyn Velna 🧿
Obligatory Easter meme
April 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Obligatory Easter meme
Best one I've seen yet 😂
April 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Best one I've seen yet 😂
I've made a lot of peace with my religious upbringing but I'm actually still really mad that my clothing style is like boho church chic and I don't think it's ever going to change 😑
April 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've made a lot of peace with my religious upbringing but I'm actually still really mad that my clothing style is like boho church chic and I don't think it's ever going to change 😑
Honestly 35 is a more satisfying number than 34 anyway. What's one more at this point? 😑
April 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Honestly 35 is a more satisfying number than 34 anyway. What's one more at this point? 😑
Reposted by Evelyn Velna 🧿
Our latest:
America ain’t dead yet
We’re down but we’re sure as shit not out
America ain’t dead yet
We’re down but we’re sure as shit not out
America ain’t dead yet
We’re down but we’re sure as shit not out
www.thealtmedia.com
April 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Our latest:
America ain’t dead yet
We’re down but we’re sure as shit not out
America ain’t dead yet
We’re down but we’re sure as shit not out
Making french toast for my kid today reminded me of when I was a young teen with limited wi-fi access and thought you just dipped bread in scrambled egg, wondering why my french toast didn't taste good 😂
April 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Making french toast for my kid today reminded me of when I was a young teen with limited wi-fi access and thought you just dipped bread in scrambled egg, wondering why my french toast didn't taste good 😂
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Is fennel free sausage too much to ask? WHY IS THERE FENNEL IN EVERY SAUSAGE 😭 trying to eat this lasagna is like playing roulette 🤢
April 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is fennel free sausage too much to ask? WHY IS THERE FENNEL IN EVERY SAUSAGE 😭 trying to eat this lasagna is like playing roulette 🤢
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Officially in the "my belly is growing so fast I'm hitting it on opening doors and knocking over stuff on tables" stage of pregnancy 🙃
March 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Officially in the "my belly is growing so fast I'm hitting it on opening doors and knocking over stuff on tables" stage of pregnancy 🙃