MJ
@eeksys.bsky.social
⬡ 23 ⬡ he/they ⬡ referring to the voices in my head as "Chat" scares the hoes (genderneutral) apparently
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contrary to popular belief i can in fact describe anyone or anything i like personally to be having “tboy swag”
January 24, 2026 at 12:28 AM
contrary to popular belief i can in fact describe anyone or anything i like personally to be having “tboy swag”
"All Eyes On Me" from Bo Burnham's Inside is the states at the rest of the world rn.
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
"All Eyes On Me" from Bo Burnham's Inside is the states at the rest of the world rn.
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...
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*gently brushes your hair behind your ear with my big toe* shhhh baby it’s okay…..
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 AM
*gently brushes your hair behind your ear with my big toe* shhhh baby it’s okay…..
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trans guy in a hoodie and aviators that's the poonabomber
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
trans guy in a hoodie and aviators that's the poonabomber
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Sometimes a quirked up white boy wants nothing more than to lie down beside still waters
January 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Sometimes a quirked up white boy wants nothing more than to lie down beside still waters
If I get a fever from my vaccines on Monday I'm going to explode. I did NOT have a good reaction last time and I am NOT excited to have a PTSD episode without my mom for the first time since I was 16. I would rather have a double flare-up then get fever dream night terrors
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 AM
If I get a fever from my vaccines on Monday I'm going to explode. I did NOT have a good reaction last time and I am NOT excited to have a PTSD episode without my mom for the first time since I was 16. I would rather have a double flare-up then get fever dream night terrors
"Never trust how you think about life past 9pm!!" I say knowing at 9:01 I'll be Thinking Things
January 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM
"Never trust how you think about life past 9pm!!" I say knowing at 9:01 I'll be Thinking Things
I gotta be clocked into the Hopecore Factory every goddamn day or I start getting yelled at by my own head
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I gotta be clocked into the Hopecore Factory every goddamn day or I start getting yelled at by my own head
Thinking about a universe where I actually had a backbone and didn't get manipulated into a 6-year relationship.
January 11, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Thinking about a universe where I actually had a backbone and didn't get manipulated into a 6-year relationship.
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at the doctor. makin em laugh. at the grocery store. makin em laugh. at the dick sucking factory. they’re not laughing. cause of all the dick sucking
January 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
at the doctor. makin em laugh. at the grocery store. makin em laugh. at the dick sucking factory. they’re not laughing. cause of all the dick sucking
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I fucking hate Meta glasses and I think recording people without their knowledge/consent is weird, perverted, and sociopathic.
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I fucking hate Meta glasses and I think recording people without their knowledge/consent is weird, perverted, and sociopathic.
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fluidbonding witn the bros tonight. it’s where we drink beers together in a circle around a fire …. right ?
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
fluidbonding witn the bros tonight. it’s where we drink beers together in a circle around a fire …. right ?
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she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
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Between Andrew Tate and Jake Paul it was a great weekend for seeing alleged rapists get their faces smashed in
December 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Between Andrew Tate and Jake Paul it was a great weekend for seeing alleged rapists get their faces smashed in
Am I the freakiest asexual you know? 🥺🥺🥺
December 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Am I the freakiest asexual you know? 🥺🥺🥺
Slobeth on my knob
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Slobeth on my knob
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe
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she echo on my balls till i BEAM
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
she echo on my balls till i BEAM
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i believe in jacking off every doorknob before entering a room for good luck
December 20, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i believe in jacking off every doorknob before entering a room for good luck
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*wraps tortilla around my dick*
Who wants a cocko taco?
Who wants a cocko taco?
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
*wraps tortilla around my dick*
Who wants a cocko taco?
Who wants a cocko taco?
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Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know
If you only drank your own piss, how concentrated could the urea get?
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If you only drank your own piss, how concentrated could the urea get?
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i need a good fistfight in a flower field
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i need a good fistfight in a flower field
Bitches on my dick like it's zoloft
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Bitches on my dick like it's zoloft
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
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women love me for my goofy charm and my eager mouth
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
women love me for my goofy charm and my eager mouth
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they should make a type of sex for people who don’t like to be touched
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
they should make a type of sex for people who don’t like to be touched