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@vgaconnector.bsky.social
it/she
i <3 my ♊
#1 fox stevenson simp
18+
i <3 my ♊
#1 fox stevenson simp
18+
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@vgaconnector.bsky.social
· Nov 19
mom i wanna go to mr beast land and get executed by saudi royalty PLEASE can we go its only open for like a month MOM PLEASE i got good grades i promise i just wanna get offed journalist style
2026 predictions:
- ufos are officially confirmed by multiple world powers
- markiplier retires from youtube
- the jojo siwa cruise is going to sink or at least need to be evacuated
- alex jones will find proof of the government making the frogs gay
- weed will be legalised federally in the usa
- ufos are officially confirmed by multiple world powers
- markiplier retires from youtube
- the jojo siwa cruise is going to sink or at least need to be evacuated
- alex jones will find proof of the government making the frogs gay
- weed will be legalised federally in the usa
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
2026 predictions:
- ufos are officially confirmed by multiple world powers
- markiplier retires from youtube
- the jojo siwa cruise is going to sink or at least need to be evacuated
- alex jones will find proof of the government making the frogs gay
- weed will be legalised federally in the usa
- ufos are officially confirmed by multiple world powers
- markiplier retires from youtube
- the jojo siwa cruise is going to sink or at least need to be evacuated
- alex jones will find proof of the government making the frogs gay
- weed will be legalised federally in the usa
my resolutions this year are to drink more and have lots of kinky sex thank you and good night
January 1, 2026 at 10:51 AM
my resolutions this year are to drink more and have lots of kinky sex thank you and good night
what is the best way to get my landlord to buy me a new toilet this one sucks ass
December 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
what is the best way to get my landlord to buy me a new toilet this one sucks ass
need someone to slap me and tell me im cute. preferably in that order but im not picky
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
need someone to slap me and tell me im cute. preferably in that order but im not picky
merrhappy christmahanukkwanzaa
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
merrhappy christmahanukkwanzaa
sometimes i feel like that thing they do with cows where they stab them and light their farts on fire might help me a bit
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
sometimes i feel like that thing they do with cows where they stab them and light their farts on fire might help me a bit
which centaur stomach does the digesting? do both work in tandem? if you were to be swallowed whole by a centaur, would you make it through the man half and then kinda just be bent in half having your toes dissolved by the second stomach? asking for a friend
December 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
which centaur stomach does the digesting? do both work in tandem? if you were to be swallowed whole by a centaur, would you make it through the man half and then kinda just be bent in half having your toes dissolved by the second stomach? asking for a friend
how to be less insane and more normal about everything all the time wikihow tutorial with pictures
send
send
December 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
how to be less insane and more normal about everything all the time wikihow tutorial with pictures
send
send
she echo on my balls till i BEAM
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
she echo on my balls till i BEAM
for your future reference a wet and then dried out lucky strike silver tastes like a pall mall i found on the ground in a parking lot one time
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
for your future reference a wet and then dried out lucky strike silver tastes like a pall mall i found on the ground in a parking lot one time
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Bitches on my dick like it's zoloft
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Bitches on my dick like it's zoloft
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
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just got a front row seat to the splash zone
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
just got a front row seat to the splash zone
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how would you like your pussy cooked? and would you like your pussy for here or to go?
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
how would you like your pussy cooked? and would you like your pussy for here or to go?
lcdc down syndrome is my favorite band @eeksys.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lcdc down syndrome is my favorite band @eeksys.bsky.social
my biggest want in life is a tech deck. why the fuck do they not sell them individually anywhere am i completely blind
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
my biggest want in life is a tech deck. why the fuck do they not sell them individually anywhere am i completely blind
why did he put his dick in a bag of doritos i feel like that would hurt
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
why did he put his dick in a bag of doritos i feel like that would hurt
always make sure to stake your tents in when you go camping you dont want a swarm of a million moths flying you away in the middle of the night
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
always make sure to stake your tents in when you go camping you dont want a swarm of a million moths flying you away in the middle of the night
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Applegate Naturals should offer larger deli slices called Applegate Big Naturals
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Applegate Naturals should offer larger deli slices called Applegate Big Naturals
wake up spez momma needs her reddit recap
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
wake up spez momma needs her reddit recap
what do yall think the kickback from a handheld cannon that shoots 16lb lead balls would feel like asking for a friend
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
what do yall think the kickback from a handheld cannon that shoots 16lb lead balls would feel like asking for a friend
i need a good fistfight in a flower field
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i need a good fistfight in a flower field
catch me heelying down colfax at 3am
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
catch me heelying down colfax at 3am
yall think the raw chicken 4chan fucker wouldve been better off if it was cooked?
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
yall think the raw chicken 4chan fucker wouldve been better off if it was cooked?
i wanna get tazed it would be interesting if nothing else
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i wanna get tazed it would be interesting if nothing else