ve
@vgaconnector.bsky.social
it/she
i <3 my ♊
#1 fox stevenson simp
18+
i <3 my ♊
#1 fox stevenson simp
18+
Pinned
ve
@vgaconnector.bsky.social
· 17d
mom i wanna go to mr beast land and get executed by saudi royalty PLEASE can we go its only open for like a month MOM PLEASE i got good grades i promise i just wanna get offed journalist style
for your future reference a wet and then dried out lucky strike silver tastes like a pall mall i found on the ground in a parking lot one time
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
for your future reference a wet and then dried out lucky strike silver tastes like a pall mall i found on the ground in a parking lot one time
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Bitches on my dick like it's zoloft
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Bitches on my dick like it's zoloft
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice
Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed
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just got a front row seat to the splash zone
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
just got a front row seat to the splash zone
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how would you like your pussy cooked? and would you like your pussy for here or to go?
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
how would you like your pussy cooked? and would you like your pussy for here or to go?
lcdc down syndrome is my favorite band @eeksys.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lcdc down syndrome is my favorite band @eeksys.bsky.social
my biggest want in life is a tech deck. why the fuck do they not sell them individually anywhere am i completely blind
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
my biggest want in life is a tech deck. why the fuck do they not sell them individually anywhere am i completely blind
why did he put his dick in a bag of doritos i feel like that would hurt
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
why did he put his dick in a bag of doritos i feel like that would hurt
always make sure to stake your tents in when you go camping you dont want a swarm of a million moths flying you away in the middle of the night
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
always make sure to stake your tents in when you go camping you dont want a swarm of a million moths flying you away in the middle of the night
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Applegate Naturals should offer larger deli slices called Applegate Big Naturals
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Applegate Naturals should offer larger deli slices called Applegate Big Naturals
wake up spez momma needs her reddit recap
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
wake up spez momma needs her reddit recap
what do yall think the kickback from a handheld cannon that shoots 16lb lead balls would feel like asking for a friend
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
what do yall think the kickback from a handheld cannon that shoots 16lb lead balls would feel like asking for a friend
i need a good fistfight in a flower field
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i need a good fistfight in a flower field
catch me heelying down colfax at 3am
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
catch me heelying down colfax at 3am
yall think the raw chicken 4chan fucker wouldve been better off if it was cooked?
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
yall think the raw chicken 4chan fucker wouldve been better off if it was cooked?
i wanna get tazed it would be interesting if nothing else
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i wanna get tazed it would be interesting if nothing else
ass uti. like a regular uti. but for your ass.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ass uti. like a regular uti. but for your ass.
please never let me try to relearn html again i wanna throw rocks at my laptop
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
please never let me try to relearn html again i wanna throw rocks at my laptop
yall think you could make dice out of crack rocks
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
yall think you could make dice out of crack rocks
crunk off tha benny d
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
crunk off tha benny d
anyone wanna buy me a kilo of ketamine tryna get that elon underbite and thousand yard stare ykwim
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
anyone wanna buy me a kilo of ketamine tryna get that elon underbite and thousand yard stare ykwim
RETWEET RETWEET RETWEET
im rlly good at causing anxiety and scheduling issues for other people its kinda my superpower
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
RETWEET RETWEET RETWEET
i wanna put a squirrel in my house and let him go crazy it would be very entertaining
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i wanna put a squirrel in my house and let him go crazy it would be very entertaining
a reminder that i have yet to be told no <3
im gonna steal a plane you cant stop me they dont even have keys
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
a reminder that i have yet to be told no <3
i think im a lot less funny than i think i am someone needs to explain like half my posts to me cause idk what i was even talking about
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i think im a lot less funny than i think i am someone needs to explain like half my posts to me cause idk what i was even talking about
feed me to the pidgeons but like cutely
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
feed me to the pidgeons but like cutely