Doyle
edoyl.bsky.social
Doyle
@edoyl.bsky.social
please add gifs
King Midas produced an enormous amount of wealth for his successor and empowered his nation in international trade of natural resources, so he is remembered as a wise and great king.
November 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
By claiming Trump was an informant they can redact everything that mentions him with the excuse that they're just redacting the identity of their informants.
Massie: "I don't know if the Speaker misspoke when he said Donald Trump was an informant ... the Speaker needs to clarify that. And if it's a hoax, why was Donald Trump an informant to a hoax?"
September 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is not wage theft! It is *bad* but it's legal, so solving the problem requires social change. But wage theft, where an employer doesn't pay their employees the wages they promised, is an actual crime! it can be solved with improved reporting and prosecuting, via education. This is the opposite
September 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
you get into heaven by confessing your sins and seeking forgiveness, not by hiding them while building a portfolio of anti-sins to trade off.
All joking aside, this was when I knew It Would Happen Soon
August 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Collaborative Google docs and Overleaf LaTeX projects genuinely feel like an oldschool MUD where some guy's cursor will just show up and start making unwanted edits to all your carefully written loot.
Gonna start referring to productivity software like people talk about video games.

"Oh yeah Google Docs is a Cloud-bases Word-like."

"Trello is a Lanestyle Jiracore Tasklike"

"Only weaklings need to use a Pomodoro to get through Sheetstyle work."
August 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Reposted by Doyle
Self-taking shower
August 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Doyle
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
it's good that Steam is deleting asset-flip porn games from the store. Moral objections aside, they're shovelware that clogs up the new releases feed. But payment processors shouldn't have the power to force them to do so.
July 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If a fresh mind looks at Europe and America they may conclude that trams must be an artifact of the feudal system. A very wise joke about history and urbanism 🙂‍↕️
ok my 8yo just made up a joke and asked me to post it and here it goes
"If there's trampolines, shouldn't there be knightpolines, soldierpolines, archerpolines, and kingpolines. the kingdompolines" ok i did my good deed for the day
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We really nailed it with the name "The Black Death" huh. Something with that name had better be pretty much the worst thing ever, otherwise it's just a waste of the name.
May 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
hit my first perfect scran by realizing that Scrandle is a photography competition.
May 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Doyle
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When marketing a new smart device never brag about the battery life, it gives the game away. Yes, battery life is the challenge your engineers worked hardest on, but as soon as you remind me that you're selling "A Wallet That You Need To Recharge", I remember that I'm not interested.
March 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where meteor happens
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Officer Data would be great at Cine2nerdle
March 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
the new grok logo is based on Musk's profile picture, which is a bad AI generation of a black hole.

You're supposed to be interested in space! A fellow space boy! Why are you so in love with a scientifically inaccurate rendering of a black hole!?
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
There are simultaneous shifts towards cloud gaming and towards Linux PC. Here's the thing: the main obstacle to Linux adoption is gaming and cloud gaming apps run in-browser. These shifts reinforce each other.
February 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I know the printer is lying to me
"replace toner"? no, Brother, the toner cartridge is getting pulled out and immediately shoved right back in. you print until the pages come out blank
February 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Started working with Godot. I haven't used a game engine before and it's a strange feeling having such incredibly powerful tools. It's like I can already feel my brain closing itself so that the limitations of the tools become smaller than the limitations of my mind.
February 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I can't believe Google maps complied with president Trump's executive order
February 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Reposted by Doyle
the gifs won
February 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Superbowl Halftime Show Ending Explained
February 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Paramount could have made the US release of Better Man work if they removed all mentions of Robbie Williams from the marketing. Americans don't know who he is but they WOULD watch a movie about a talking monkey who becomes a professional singer.
January 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you cannot distinguish AI generated videos from real footage you should be extremely careful online and maybe throw your phone away, or at least only use it to call people you trust. It's extremely dangerous, you are vulnerable to manipulation on a level that has never existed before in history.
October 20, 2024 at 1:26 PM
me counting my chickens before they hatch: haha yesss I'm going to have so many chickens

me when my chickens come home to roost: what the fuck this is way too many
October 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM