Ed Parker
@edisthebest.bsky.social
lurking on the internet since the last century 🦘will this be the social media where I become funny and popular?
I get to go to this next week. Can’t wait, much fun
July 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I get to go to this next week. Can’t wait, much fun
So I do movie reviews on this radio station but I don’t watch the movie and instead I threaten my enemies Alec Baldwin, David Arquette and Sammy Guevara (it’s funny)
ICYMI: @edisthebest.bsky.social talks The Eddies, Alec Baldwin, David Arquette & then breaks down all things Tom Hanks & "Here".
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Movie Review: Here
November is already here & Ed Parker just can't go a full calendar year without talking about Tom Hanks! Ed returns to 'The Drive with Sean Thornton' to review the new Hanks movie,
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November 22, 2024 at 5:28 PM
So I do movie reviews on this radio station but I don’t watch the movie and instead I threaten my enemies Alec Baldwin, David Arquette and Sammy Guevara (it’s funny)
Wish I didn’t have to do this to everybody but I gotta send out a big fuck you to all y’all
November 13, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Wish I didn’t have to do this to everybody but I gotta send out a big fuck you to all y’all
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okay. I was unexpectedly offered a 11/19 date for an orchiectomy, and I am taking it — who knows what the future of trans medicine holds! It’s more expensive than I thought it would be, so I am asking for some help.
gofund.me/1201fa90
gofund.me/1201fa90
Donate to Help Colette Attain Gender Affirming Surgery, organized by Colette Arrand
Rather unexpectedly, I am getting an orchiectomy. Its estimated cost is ju… Colette Arrand needs your support for Help Colette Attain Gender Affirming Surgery
gofund.me
November 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
okay. I was unexpectedly offered a 11/19 date for an orchiectomy, and I am taking it — who knows what the future of trans medicine holds! It’s more expensive than I thought it would be, so I am asking for some help.
gofund.me/1201fa90
gofund.me/1201fa90
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I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
You can’t campaign at a polling place but there’s no rule against getting a cooler and camping chairs to sit in front of a polling place and clap when people come out
November 5, 2024 at 5:56 PM
You can’t campaign at a polling place but there’s no rule against getting a cooler and camping chairs to sit in front of a polling place and clap when people come out
Does Mr Bean own this bar or just go there? @babyshoes4cash.com
May 12, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Does Mr Bean own this bar or just go there? @babyshoes4cash.com
Hell yeah McDonald’s, welcome to the revolution
February 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Hell yeah McDonald’s, welcome to the revolution
I got on Cameo yesterday and asked British people to say very dumb things for a podcast, but I think I picked the wrong day to disparage the monarchy because none of them will do it
February 6, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I got on Cameo yesterday and asked British people to say very dumb things for a podcast, but I think I picked the wrong day to disparage the monarchy because none of them will do it
R Rated Drama Mr Bean
Donald Sutherland: you’re unpredictable and determined but you’re not strong. Do you really love me?
Mr Bean: Hrrgghm. His hand is stuck in a teapot
DS: we would be alright if there hadn’t been any mess
Mr Bean’s waves his teapot hand
DS: I don’t know who you are anymo
Donald Sutherland: you’re unpredictable and determined but you’re not strong. Do you really love me?
Mr Bean: Hrrgghm. His hand is stuck in a teapot
DS: we would be alright if there hadn’t been any mess
Mr Bean’s waves his teapot hand
DS: I don’t know who you are anymo
January 8, 2024 at 8:18 PM
R Rated Drama Mr Bean
Donald Sutherland: you’re unpredictable and determined but you’re not strong. Do you really love me?
Mr Bean: Hrrgghm. His hand is stuck in a teapot
DS: we would be alright if there hadn’t been any mess
Mr Bean’s waves his teapot hand
DS: I don’t know who you are anymo
Donald Sutherland: you’re unpredictable and determined but you’re not strong. Do you really love me?
Mr Bean: Hrrgghm. His hand is stuck in a teapot
DS: we would be alright if there hadn’t been any mess
Mr Bean’s waves his teapot hand
DS: I don’t know who you are anymo
R-rated Mr Bean in drama
Mr Bean on phone: Hrrg
Wife: I’m leaving you
Mr Bean: Hrr?
Wife: here’s the bank card, the keys, I’ve paid the bills.
Mr Bean: Hrrg
Wife: no I have to leave now or I’ll never have the strength
Mr Bean grabs her bags, she pulls away and stumbles back, knocking the baby
Mr Bean on phone: Hrrg
Wife: I’m leaving you
Mr Bean: Hrr?
Wife: here’s the bank card, the keys, I’ve paid the bills.
Mr Bean: Hrrg
Wife: no I have to leave now or I’ll never have the strength
Mr Bean grabs her bags, she pulls away and stumbles back, knocking the baby
January 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
R-rated Mr Bean in drama
Mr Bean on phone: Hrrg
Wife: I’m leaving you
Mr Bean: Hrr?
Wife: here’s the bank card, the keys, I’ve paid the bills.
Mr Bean: Hrrg
Wife: no I have to leave now or I’ll never have the strength
Mr Bean grabs her bags, she pulls away and stumbles back, knocking the baby
Mr Bean on phone: Hrrg
Wife: I’m leaving you
Mr Bean: Hrr?
Wife: here’s the bank card, the keys, I’ve paid the bills.
Mr Bean: Hrrg
Wife: no I have to leave now or I’ll never have the strength
Mr Bean grabs her bags, she pulls away and stumbles back, knocking the baby
I would put R-Rated Mr Bean in a bleak melodrama
Beleaguered wife: you are selfish, just like your father
Mr Bean: Hrrdg
Wife: I didn’t say you are him, you’re acting like him
Mr Bean: Hrmmm
wife: My mother? I am nothing like her! How dare you. You just need a mother to clean up turkey on your
Beleaguered wife: you are selfish, just like your father
Mr Bean: Hrrdg
Wife: I didn’t say you are him, you’re acting like him
Mr Bean: Hrmmm
wife: My mother? I am nothing like her! How dare you. You just need a mother to clean up turkey on your
January 8, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I would put R-Rated Mr Bean in a bleak melodrama
Beleaguered wife: you are selfish, just like your father
Mr Bean: Hrrdg
Wife: I didn’t say you are him, you’re acting like him
Mr Bean: Hrmmm
wife: My mother? I am nothing like her! How dare you. You just need a mother to clean up turkey on your
Beleaguered wife: you are selfish, just like your father
Mr Bean: Hrrdg
Wife: I didn’t say you are him, you’re acting like him
Mr Bean: Hrmmm
wife: My mother? I am nothing like her! How dare you. You just need a mother to clean up turkey on your
Me and my wife watching a a Chevy Chase movie from the 80s:
Me: my dad thought Chevy was so funny and he turned out to be such a dick
Her: Chevy Chase or your dad?
Me: both
Me: my dad thought Chevy was so funny and he turned out to be such a dick
Her: Chevy Chase or your dad?
Me: both
December 21, 2023 at 4:20 AM
Me and my wife watching a a Chevy Chase movie from the 80s:
Me: my dad thought Chevy was so funny and he turned out to be such a dick
Her: Chevy Chase or your dad?
Me: both
Me: my dad thought Chevy was so funny and he turned out to be such a dick
Her: Chevy Chase or your dad?
Me: both
Watching Christmas Vacation, the most unrealistic part in 2023 is the existence of a “Christmas bonus.” Huh?
December 21, 2023 at 4:15 AM
Watching Christmas Vacation, the most unrealistic part in 2023 is the existence of a “Christmas bonus.” Huh?
I am still on facebook and x, but I’m glad to be here, the one place going absolutely wild tonight. Rest in piss, sir
November 30, 2023 at 6:02 AM
I am still on facebook and x, but I’m glad to be here, the one place going absolutely wild tonight. Rest in piss, sir
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I tried warning him. I said “Henry, you’re much too old to take a Pedigree from Triple H.” But he wouldn’t listen. The man was just too committed to sports entertainment
November 30, 2023 at 5:29 AM
I tried warning him. I said “Henry, you’re much too old to take a Pedigree from Triple H.” But he wouldn’t listen. The man was just too committed to sports entertainment
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Wish this man was here for the party.
November 30, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Wish this man was here for the party.
Merry Christmas to all Henry Kissinger is dead!
November 30, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Merry Christmas to all Henry Kissinger is dead!
I just saw an old lady set off the alarm when leaving the grocery store. She stopped and I said “just keep going”. She might have thought I was an employee but actually a stealing enthusiast
November 14, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I just saw an old lady set off the alarm when leaving the grocery store. She stopped and I said “just keep going”. She might have thought I was an employee but actually a stealing enthusiast
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these are all actual headlines from the washington post.
you can literally track the rightwing ideological shift over time towards supporting billionaires & transphobia.
you can literally track the rightwing ideological shift over time towards supporting billionaires & transphobia.
November 4, 2023 at 6:34 PM
these are all actual headlines from the washington post.
you can literally track the rightwing ideological shift over time towards supporting billionaires & transphobia.
you can literally track the rightwing ideological shift over time towards supporting billionaires & transphobia.
I’m trying to find a trippy old MTV commercial from the 80s and maybe if I describe it, it can be your problem too
November 5, 2023 at 3:39 AM
I’m trying to find a trippy old MTV commercial from the 80s and maybe if I describe it, it can be your problem too
A new show with Matt Barry and Richard Ayoade? Oh boy! But it’s written by Dan Harmon? Oh no!
November 3, 2023 at 2:27 AM
A new show with Matt Barry and Richard Ayoade? Oh boy! But it’s written by Dan Harmon? Oh no!