eatin’ hamburger
@edenamber.bsky.social
east van content (i don’t leave my neighbourhood)
hearing a plumber say “yuck” is oddly jarring. it’s like a doctor saying “yuck”
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
hearing a plumber say “yuck” is oddly jarring. it’s like a doctor saying “yuck”
bathtub decided to back up with stinky brown water today. plumbers have been trying to fix it allll day. apparently a neighbour thought it would be a good idea to flush a bunch of wood chips. happy valentine’s day 😘
February 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
bathtub decided to back up with stinky brown water today. plumbers have been trying to fix it allll day. apparently a neighbour thought it would be a good idea to flush a bunch of wood chips. happy valentine’s day 😘
in being stressed out in a loving way like ack gotta make a card ack gotta wrap all these gifts i invented my own new holiday: valentines eve
February 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
in being stressed out in a loving way like ack gotta make a card ack gotta wrap all these gifts i invented my own new holiday: valentines eve
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as a communist, i want to put the people who created this situation as well as their propagandists in labour camps
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
as a communist, i want to put the people who created this situation as well as their propagandists in labour camps
FINALLY got in to nirvanna the band the show after being told for years. just wow. hyped to see the movie on tuesday!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
FINALLY got in to nirvanna the band the show after being told for years. just wow. hyped to see the movie on tuesday!!!!!
watching a 70s movie and credits at the beginning are truly a test to the attention span
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
watching a 70s movie and credits at the beginning are truly a test to the attention span
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i guess a lot of letters in "ice cream" say their own names, "eye see eee see are eee ayy emm" kind of sounds like ice cream if you say it fast and kind of squint your ears
February 13, 2026 at 2:43 AM
i guess a lot of letters in "ice cream" say their own names, "eye see eee see are eee ayy emm" kind of sounds like ice cream if you say it fast and kind of squint your ears
i so badly need to be working on a valentine tonight to top last year’s especially cause i was too overwhelmed with life to make a christmas OR anniversary card but oops looks like i’m feeling absolutely paralyzed again 😭
February 13, 2026 at 3:23 AM
i so badly need to be working on a valentine tonight to top last year’s especially cause i was too overwhelmed with life to make a christmas OR anniversary card but oops looks like i’m feeling absolutely paralyzed again 😭
i’m such a rule follower it annoys me when people log tv shows on letterboxd
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
i’m such a rule follower it annoys me when people log tv shows on letterboxd
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im sorry if im not as funny and mean lately, being in love has begun to erode my natural bitchiness
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
im sorry if im not as funny and mean lately, being in love has begun to erode my natural bitchiness
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the democrats are the kinda people who would theatrically release Morbius a third time if they vould
Democratic Presidential Polling:
🔵 Harris 34%
🔵 Newsom 20%
🔵 Shapiro 10%
🔵 Buttigieg 10%
🔵 AOC 7%
🔵 Booker 6%
🔵 Moore 3%
Rasmussen / Jan 27, 2026
🔵 Harris 34%
🔵 Newsom 20%
🔵 Shapiro 10%
🔵 Buttigieg 10%
🔵 AOC 7%
🔵 Booker 6%
🔵 Moore 3%
Rasmussen / Jan 27, 2026
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
the democrats are the kinda people who would theatrically release Morbius a third time if they vould
petition to rename so-called happy hour
February 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
petition to rename so-called happy hour
watching eternal sunshine for the first time in 15 years on a monday night. unhinged behaviour
February 3, 2026 at 4:45 AM
watching eternal sunshine for the first time in 15 years on a monday night. unhinged behaviour
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A quick reminder of what #BigFebruary is about…
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.
This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.
This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 AM
A quick reminder of what #BigFebruary is about…
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.
This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.
Thanks to the magic of the cosmos, we start gaining daylight much faster in Feb than in Jan. Over 20 mins a week - setting us up for Spring.
This chart is by @neilrkaye.bsky.social and is one of my all time favourites.
had to drug wally for the groomer and now he has fallen in to the crack of the couch and can’t get up 🙏
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
had to drug wally for the groomer and now he has fallen in to the crack of the couch and can’t get up 🙏
my sister in law just asked me to return a wedding gift (that i already offered my ex to take and he said no)
yes i’ll get right on shipping a basket with a 3’ diameter back to australia, keep your eyes on your mailbox
yes i’ll get right on shipping a basket with a 3’ diameter back to australia, keep your eyes on your mailbox
January 28, 2026 at 11:31 PM
my sister in law just asked me to return a wedding gift (that i already offered my ex to take and he said no)
yes i’ll get right on shipping a basket with a 3’ diameter back to australia, keep your eyes on your mailbox
yes i’ll get right on shipping a basket with a 3’ diameter back to australia, keep your eyes on your mailbox
old dogs love to sleep like they have perished
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 AM
old dogs love to sleep like they have perished
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sometimes you forget to wash the main thing you intended to wash when you started doing laundry and that is ok
January 27, 2026 at 6:04 AM
sometimes you forget to wash the main thing you intended to wash when you started doing laundry and that is ok
me and my dog have been in love for ten years today. he totally hasn’t been fed up with my bullshit for all ten of those years
January 22, 2026 at 11:28 PM
me and my dog have been in love for ten years today. he totally hasn’t been fed up with my bullshit for all ten of those years
god i love when my wedding anniversary passes and i don’t even remember it till after (we’re not together anymore i’m not just an awful wife)
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 AM
god i love when my wedding anniversary passes and i don’t even remember it till after (we’re not together anymore i’m not just an awful wife)
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Impossible to tell you my delight in being with you.
January 21, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Impossible to tell you my delight in being with you.
this acv doesn’t just have mother it has grandmother
January 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
this acv doesn’t just have mother it has grandmother