Eddie
@eddiejay.bsky.social
Visitor from beyond the stars, or possibly just the suburbs. Writing about art or plants, but rarely both. He/they, FKA lavalampbamboo eaglestower.wordpress.com
Think it’s time for me to finally acknowledge that it’s pretty unlikely that I’m gonna get back around to Legend of the River King on the 3DS, a game I last played in 2014 on a console I think I’ve lost.
January 20, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Think it’s time for me to finally acknowledge that it’s pretty unlikely that I’m gonna get back around to Legend of the River King on the 3DS, a game I last played in 2014 on a console I think I’ve lost.
Travelling back in time to explain to the alchemists that they shouldn’t feel too bad about not getting transmutation nailed because it actually requires recreating the origin of the universe.
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
Scientists mimicking the Big Bang accidentally turn lead into gold
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Travelling back in time to explain to the alchemists that they shouldn’t feel too bad about not getting transmutation nailed because it actually requires recreating the origin of the universe.
Guys, my business selling literal mud pies is gonna go under unless people start buying a lot more literal mud pies.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Guys, my business selling literal mud pies is gonna go under unless people start buying a lot more literal mud pies.
Every time I’ve tried to learn about Gnosticism I come away feeling like I know even less about Gnosticism, which I suppose is very in keeping for esoteric knowledge.
someone turned my post about Gnosticism into a meme and there are comments like “ugh this will draw more attention to Gnosticism” and like why are you gatekeeping knowledge of the malevolent demiurge? it feels like if that’s what’s going on then it’s something we should probably be telling people
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Every time I’ve tried to learn about Gnosticism I come away feeling like I know even less about Gnosticism, which I suppose is very in keeping for esoteric knowledge.
What’s a comic book costume you know is terrible but you love it anyways?
Azrael Batman, you had truly terrible taste in capes but I still love you.
Azrael Batman, you had truly terrible taste in capes but I still love you.
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
What’s a comic book costume you know is terrible but you love it anyways?
Azrael Batman, you had truly terrible taste in capes but I still love you.
Azrael Batman, you had truly terrible taste in capes but I still love you.
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January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
If I go into any podcast service right now I guarantee there are at least five podcast episodes about life on Mars. Why would anyone want slop from nowhere that’s incorrect?
January 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
If I go into any podcast service right now I guarantee there are at least five podcast episodes about life on Mars. Why would anyone want slop from nowhere that’s incorrect?
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Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
Syberia: The World Before continues to be great by suggesting that it exist in the same universe as Wolfenstein
January 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Syberia: The World Before continues to be great by suggesting that it exist in the same universe as Wolfenstein
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
I was having a really nice time playing Cave Story until this
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I was having a really nice time playing Cave Story until this
Saw this and thought “Wow! Can’t believe Sonic has been around that long!”
Completely forgetting it is also my 35th anniversary this year.
Completely forgetting it is also my 35th anniversary this year.
Sonic 35th Anniversary www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJJZ...
"In 2026, we’re celebrating 35 years of speed, friendship, adventures, and being Forever Fast.
Here’s to the next level!"
"In 2026, we’re celebrating 35 years of speed, friendship, adventures, and being Forever Fast.
Here’s to the next level!"
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Saw this and thought “Wow! Can’t believe Sonic has been around that long!”
Completely forgetting it is also my 35th anniversary this year.
Completely forgetting it is also my 35th anniversary this year.
Nintendo: the only company to recognise that you can’t really do an annual review in December.
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Nintendo: the only company to recognise that you can’t really do an annual review in December.
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ok stay with me on this one... sometimes you have writer's block because you're not in Text World. you have to read until you're back in Text World. if you don't read, you're writing in the real world. sentences won't feel right or they'll look goofy. not in Text World though
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
ok stay with me on this one... sometimes you have writer's block because you're not in Text World. you have to read until you're back in Text World. if you don't read, you're writing in the real world. sentences won't feel right or they'll look goofy. not in Text World though
I dropped off Twisted Pixel when they moved into VR stuff, but I’ve got fond memories of ‘Splosion Man and The Maw back in the days of XBLA. Shame to see them go out like this. Fucking Facebook, man.
Meta shuts down Armature Studio, Sanzaru Games, and Twisted Pixel www.gematsu.com/2026/01/meta...
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I dropped off Twisted Pixel when they moved into VR stuff, but I’ve got fond memories of ‘Splosion Man and The Maw back in the days of XBLA. Shame to see them go out like this. Fucking Facebook, man.
Gooooooooood movie. Worth the ticket price for that music montage scene alone.
Finally going to see Sinners tomorrow. I am truly at the front of all the cool movie trends.
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Gooooooooood movie. Worth the ticket price for that music montage scene alone.
Finally going to see Sinners tomorrow. I am truly at the front of all the cool movie trends.
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Finally going to see Sinners tomorrow. I am truly at the front of all the cool movie trends.
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
January 12, 2026 at 4:58 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
Currently reading a chapter every evening of Imajica by Clive Barker because it’s like 1200 pages long. Very grubby fantasy and the world building seems interesting, although no-one could accuse Clive of rushing the plot.
January 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Currently reading a chapter every evening of Imajica by Clive Barker because it’s like 1200 pages long. Very grubby fantasy and the world building seems interesting, although no-one could accuse Clive of rushing the plot.
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you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
you can just go ask crows stuff instead of asking chatgpt
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones