eatthestars.bsky.social
@eatthestars.bsky.social
Probably mostly going to use this to follow people/lurk
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Aliens are always abducting cows. But then there’s both aliens and cows on the spaceship. It’s gotta smell crazy in there
February 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
February 17, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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It’s a poll tax on women.

The dollar amount is significant, but won’t be nearly as much of an obstacle as the layers of bureaucracy and red tape that will have to be navigated — during work hours — to identify which papers are required. That bureaucracy may be insurmountable.
Sen. Mike Rounds on concerns that women will be disenfranchised by the SAVE America Act: "If you get married, you show them your marriage certificate and you're on your way once again"
February 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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My timeline is half leftists complaining about Gavin Newsom and half liberals complaining about Graham Platner and I'd like to propose that we launch both of them into the sun together.
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Particularly hilarious is his claim that 'nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"' when in fact a lot of US propaganda during WWII stressed that the nation is a multicultural melting pot. That was how we were going to defeat the master race...the one Musk is pining for.
February 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Yes it’s Valentine’s Day. But it’s also the chosen birthday of Frederick Douglass who was born in 1818 on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He escaped from slavery & rose to become the most eloquent and forceful voice for the abolition of slavery & for Black voting rights in the U.S.
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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🎨 A black cat parade crosses your path!
(I drew this for Friday, the 13th)

Featuring Alex from my comic Kattabolt, my cat sona, my own cats, and cats of @roberthack.bsky.social , @doveing.bsky.social , and @peachparfait.bsky.social 🐱
September 15, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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kibby cab
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.

But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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Brianna met her killer at school. The killers used Tor to watch snuff videos on the dark web. The BBC and Sky initially omitted that was transgender from their coverage. The Tory party wanted her to be buried under her deadname.

I have no idea how social media plays at all here
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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On Holocaust Remembrance Day, we remember the six million Jewish people murdered by the Nazis, as well as countless other victims.

We honor their lives by rejecting the evils of antisemitism, dehumanization, and authoritarian violence wherever they appear.

Never again means never again for anyone.
January 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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The virgin "we must slowly move moderate voters through moderate slogans" falling before the chad "the struggle illuminates the real relations of a society like lightning lights the pitch dark sky"

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 25, 2026 at 5:57 AM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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If Minnesota doesn't at least try to charge the murderer in the ICE uniform, they should just return the Battle Flag of the Virginia 28th. There's a fight for freedom from tyranny or there's surrender.
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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This guy is a disgrace to all the other decent and kind lummoxes out there.
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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The Trump administration just conducted an illegal attack on Venezuela and has spoken about attacking Colombia, Mexico, Cuba, and Denmark.

These Democrats just voted to confirm Trump's nominee for Assistant Secretary of Defense:

Fetterman
Gallego
Kaine
King
Reed
Rosen
Shaheen
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Don't want to link directly because Spotify is connected to my actual name but here's the #pluribus playlist so far
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Remember: the logical conclusion of toxic monogamy, of the idea that a man and a woman can never reallllllyyyyy just be friends, of throwing a temper tantrum over your s/o liking the wrong Instagram post is gender segregation and the removal of women and those percieved as such from public life.
January 5, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM