Johnny Machiavelli
@duvaldoom.bsky.social
Jacksonville 🐆 | Fulham 🦡 | Georgia Southern 🦅 | Birmingham 🐎 | MOSTLY HYPERBOLE |Whatever bitch
Oh. Fantasy Football morons are over here, too? Look at the site growing up. 🙄
If I had to oversimplify Bhayshul Tuten:
He's D'Andre Swift without the same talent.
Tuten will be a project running back, no matter which way you slice it. On a bad #Jaguars team, I wish him all the best in developing in the NFL.
Their OL will be bad again this year.
He's D'Andre Swift without the same talent.
Tuten will be a project running back, no matter which way you slice it. On a bad #Jaguars team, I wish him all the best in developing in the NFL.
Their OL will be bad again this year.
June 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh. Fantasy Football morons are over here, too? Look at the site growing up. 🙄
What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Mina is the first on air talent at espn that is must listen to for me in a long time. 🤷🏻
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Mina is the first on air talent at espn that is must listen to for me in a long time. 🤷🏻
And then local media tried to gaslight us that it wasn't a fart.
Never forget a year ago at the pre draft luncheon, Trent Baalke straight up farted so loud the mic’s caught it and he had to apologize.
April 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And then local media tried to gaslight us that it wasn't a fart.
HGH is cool.
April 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
HGH is cool.
Frank Cilantro
Chili Idol
Billie Danish
April 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Frank Cilantro
Scrolling over here, then scrolling the other place, is actually, genuinely, heartbreakingly hilarious, and not in the way you might think. The echo chamber in both is impressive.
April 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Scrolling over here, then scrolling the other place, is actually, genuinely, heartbreakingly hilarious, and not in the way you might think. The echo chamber in both is impressive.
I would not take betting advice from this person. They are unintelligent.
April 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I would not take betting advice from this person. They are unintelligent.
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Gonna get me a little rowboat and this hat and be the captain of my soul. Just out there rowing around Lake Michigan hollering DUUUVAAL.
March 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Gonna get me a little rowboat and this hat and be the captain of my soul. Just out there rowing around Lake Michigan hollering DUUUVAAL.
@pauliep.bsky.social the Bigfoot is 🤌🏻
March 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@pauliep.bsky.social the Bigfoot is 🤌🏻
😂 😂 😂 The VFW in Fernandina has one of the best views of the water anywhere in the first coast.
March 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
😂 😂 😂 The VFW in Fernandina has one of the best views of the water anywhere in the first coast.
But your dumb ass said they were trading for Lawrence.
Sam Darnold agrees to three-year deal with Seahawks. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Sam Darnold agrees to three-year deal with Seahawks
Darnold will head to the Pacific Northwest after spending his 2024 with the Vikings.
www.nbcsports.com
March 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
But your dumb ass said they were trading for Lawrence.
Why would Trevor agree to this trade, Mike? What about Seattle do you think he's going to be interested in? He has a no trade clause, so he has to be on board.
The Seahawks need a QB. Will they make a run at Trevor Lawrence before turning to Sam Darnold? www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Will Seattle make a run at Trevor Lawrence?
The Seahawks wouldn't have traded quarterback Geno Smith without a clear plan for replacing him.
www.nbcsports.com
March 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Why would Trevor agree to this trade, Mike? What about Seattle do you think he's going to be interested in? He has a no trade clause, so he has to be on board.
Nice.
March 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Nice.
Someone point me towards cryptid Bluesky.
March 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Someone point me towards cryptid Bluesky.
Well I've got some BAAAAAD news.... 😂
The #Jaguars are still deciding on their next general manager, but the Jags fans over at @bigcatcountry.bsky.social overwhelmingly want #Bears assistant GM Ian Cunningham to get the gig.
February 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well I've got some BAAAAAD news.... 😂
Chuck definitely suffered brain damage after he lost the intersect. Whew.
Zachary Levi ran to Fox News last night to beg Elon Musk to save MAGA voters from DOGE cuts:
"But there are good people, people that voted for Donald Trump who are losing their job. And we got to make sure that we don’t leave those folks behind."
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
"But there are good people, people that voted for Donald Trump who are losing their job. And we got to make sure that we don’t leave those folks behind."
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Zachary Levi begs Elon Musk to save ‘good’ MAGA workers from DOGE cuts
‘But there are good people, people that voted for Donald Trump who are losing their job. And we got to make sure that we don’t leave those folks behind,’ Zachary Levi said in an interview with Fox New...
www.independent.co.uk
February 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Chuck definitely suffered brain damage after he lost the intersect. Whew.
The Jaguars do every week. 🤷🏻
wanna feel old? shit yourself at the bank
February 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The Jaguars do every week. 🤷🏻
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This is peak American architecture.
January 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is peak American architecture.
Have adventures every chance you get.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Have adventures every chance you get.
Ohhhhhhhh. Excellent mail day.
January 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ohhhhhhhh. Excellent mail day.