Durmidge
@durmidge.bsky.social
He/Him || 30+ || https://linktr.ee/durmidge
TTRPGS || Twitch || Tiktok
Creator of many things, poster of very little, but I'm working on that
Reincarnation of Luis Carrero Blanco's ground control officer
161 || NaCl + C2H6O2
TTRPGS || Twitch || Tiktok
Creator of many things, poster of very little, but I'm working on that
Reincarnation of Luis Carrero Blanco's ground control officer
161 || NaCl + C2H6O2
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If this is indeed Aaron Rodgers's last game, I'm happy that I at least got to see one of the best quarterbacks to ever play go out scoring 14 points for the wrong team like a fucking bitch like he deserves
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
If this is indeed Aaron Rodgers's last game, I'm happy that I at least got to see one of the best quarterbacks to ever play go out scoring 14 points for the wrong team like a fucking bitch like he deserves
The ghost of Scott Adams is going to haunt JK Rowling Christmas Carol style.
She won't get the reference because the mould in her brain has a poor understanding of literature.
Next morning, she'll tweet about how wizards just piss their pants and have the piss fairies suck it out of their undies.
She won't get the reference because the mould in her brain has a poor understanding of literature.
Next morning, she'll tweet about how wizards just piss their pants and have the piss fairies suck it out of their undies.
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The ghost of Scott Adams is going to haunt JK Rowling Christmas Carol style.
She won't get the reference because the mould in her brain has a poor understanding of literature.
Next morning, she'll tweet about how wizards just piss their pants and have the piss fairies suck it out of their undies.
She won't get the reference because the mould in her brain has a poor understanding of literature.
Next morning, she'll tweet about how wizards just piss their pants and have the piss fairies suck it out of their undies.
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gotta say the biggest problem with the "these ICE guys aren't trained enough" argument is that american policemen are trained to see anything larger than a hamster as an imminent deadly threat in all situations
January 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
gotta say the biggest problem with the "these ICE guys aren't trained enough" argument is that american policemen are trained to see anything larger than a hamster as an imminent deadly threat in all situations
Every ICE agent is guilty of every murder one of them commits. Every kidnapping.
Every instance of trafficking.
Every assault.
Every parking ticket, I don't give a fuck.
Every single one of them enables the wretched mess.
Every single one of them is guilty of all of their crimes. in totality.
Every instance of trafficking.
Every assault.
Every parking ticket, I don't give a fuck.
Every single one of them enables the wretched mess.
Every single one of them is guilty of all of their crimes. in totality.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Every ICE agent is guilty of every murder one of them commits. Every kidnapping.
Every instance of trafficking.
Every assault.
Every parking ticket, I don't give a fuck.
Every single one of them enables the wretched mess.
Every single one of them is guilty of all of their crimes. in totality.
Every instance of trafficking.
Every assault.
Every parking ticket, I don't give a fuck.
Every single one of them enables the wretched mess.
Every single one of them is guilty of all of their crimes. in totality.
Guy whose claim to fame is being correct is correct again.
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Guy whose claim to fame is being correct is correct again.
Passed my Certified in Production and Inventory Management certification and celebrating by playing Europa Universalis V.
It's criminal that the Canadian Healthcare system expects me to pay $2000 to be officially autistic. I feel like the past four hours should count as diagnostic.
It's criminal that the Canadian Healthcare system expects me to pay $2000 to be officially autistic. I feel like the past four hours should count as diagnostic.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Passed my Certified in Production and Inventory Management certification and celebrating by playing Europa Universalis V.
It's criminal that the Canadian Healthcare system expects me to pay $2000 to be officially autistic. I feel like the past four hours should count as diagnostic.
It's criminal that the Canadian Healthcare system expects me to pay $2000 to be officially autistic. I feel like the past four hours should count as diagnostic.
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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Walking into the office 20mins late after two weeks off
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Walking into the office 20mins late after two weeks off
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The old world is dying and the new world is waiting to be born. Now… is the time of morons
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
The old world is dying and the new world is waiting to be born. Now… is the time of morons
Well, we aren't like him. but at least one guy is!
(Honestly just round up every Kick streamer until their hard drives are checked)
(Honestly just round up every Kick streamer until their hard drives are checked)
Drake and Adin Ross along with others are being hit with a Federal RICO case involving a tipping feature on Stake to transfer money among themselves, which was then used to artificially inflate Drake’s music streams across major distribution platforms. And, people questioned Kendrick.
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Well, we aren't like him. but at least one guy is!
(Honestly just round up every Kick streamer until their hard drives are checked)
(Honestly just round up every Kick streamer until their hard drives are checked)
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no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
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have been following this account since the old days and this is the best one I’ve ever seen. My God. “You’re about to extend your style to your hairstyle” is like a fortune teller roasting his client
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
have been following this account since the old days and this is the best one I’ve ever seen. My God. “You’re about to extend your style to your hairstyle” is like a fortune teller roasting his client
What makes this more funny is knowing that Linus would probably take a Raytheon sponsorship and then make a podcast being mad at people being mad at him.
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What makes this more funny is knowing that Linus would probably take a Raytheon sponsorship and then make a podcast being mad at people being mad at him.
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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I need everybody to stop posting just the right though. the left hook that sets it up is beautiful, and that's why Joshua smiles. he has set the table and then he eats
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I need everybody to stop posting just the right though. the left hook that sets it up is beautiful, and that's why Joshua smiles. he has set the table and then he eats
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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What a good day. Cheney died. Mamdani won. A win we all desperately needed.
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What a good day. Cheney died. Mamdani won. A win we all desperately needed.
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