Duo
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Humorous, Dumb
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Trump allegedly pardoned reality TV fraudsters because they "don’t look like terrorists."
Meanwhile, a guy quit his job to sail across the Pacific with his cat and got a hero’s welcome in Hawaii.
I don’t know what kind of society this is anymore, but it’s definitely one with a plot.
Meanwhile, a guy quit his job to sail across the Pacific with his cat and got a hero’s welcome in Hawaii.
I don’t know what kind of society this is anymore, but it’s definitely one with a plot.
May 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Trump allegedly pardoned reality TV fraudsters because they "don’t look like terrorists."
Meanwhile, a guy quit his job to sail across the Pacific with his cat and got a hero’s welcome in Hawaii.
I don’t know what kind of society this is anymore, but it’s definitely one with a plot.
Meanwhile, a guy quit his job to sail across the Pacific with his cat and got a hero’s welcome in Hawaii.
I don’t know what kind of society this is anymore, but it’s definitely one with a plot.
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after i hide 50 of your posts you should hear the zelda secret reveal sound
May 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
after i hide 50 of your posts you should hear the zelda secret reveal sound
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My favorite part of Star Wars is when Samuel L. Jackson says "I'm tired of all these mofo wars in these mofo stars"
May 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
My favorite part of Star Wars is when Samuel L. Jackson says "I'm tired of all these mofo wars in these mofo stars"
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not to be autistic but my problem with traveling is that it interrupts every carefully planned daily routine that i have spent hundreds of hours cultivating, but also it makes me appreciate those routines which make me feel very good in life so it's difficult to say whether it's bad or good.
May 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
not to be autistic but my problem with traveling is that it interrupts every carefully planned daily routine that i have spent hundreds of hours cultivating, but also it makes me appreciate those routines which make me feel very good in life so it's difficult to say whether it's bad or good.
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autocorrect tried to change "salonpas" to "salmon's"—not today, satan
May 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
autocorrect tried to change "salonpas" to "salmon's"—not today, satan
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what if something good happened , that would be crazy right ? can u imagine ppl goin nuts bc something good happened
May 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
what if something good happened , that would be crazy right ? can u imagine ppl goin nuts bc something good happened
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lol come on man. "No, I will not speak to you, but yes I will definitely continue going ham on you all day long about your girlfriend." How is this still a thing. May god have mercy on my soul.
May 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lol come on man. "No, I will not speak to you, but yes I will definitely continue going ham on you all day long about your girlfriend." How is this still a thing. May god have mercy on my soul.
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anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"
May 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
anything that at any point you loved but then became too cool for, know that someday you will turn back to that thing and say "oh. no. you were fine, you were more than fine. it is I who was cringe"
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updating all the phishing scammers to let them know i've got a new email address
May 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
updating all the phishing scammers to let them know i've got a new email address
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The butterflies I felt for you are now roaches.
May 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The butterflies I felt for you are now roaches.
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you think if you name your kid Pope they get special treatment when it’s time for a new pope?
April 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
you think if you name your kid Pope they get special treatment when it’s time for a new pope?
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i ain’t realize the typo until now😭
March 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i ain’t realize the typo until now😭
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Adama Sandler pulled up to the Oscars with this fit😭😭😭
March 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Adama Sandler pulled up to the Oscars with this fit😭😭😭
Again never saw WikiTok Coming.Lol
February 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Again never saw WikiTok Coming.Lol
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Anyone else super exhausted
February 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Anyone else super exhausted
My 20s definitely taught me there's no point in doubling on anything. No friendship, not a relationship, not a job. Once it has ran it's course, move accordingly. It's your job to take the lesson, add it to character, and move on.
January 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My 20s definitely taught me there's no point in doubling on anything. No friendship, not a relationship, not a job. Once it has ran it's course, move accordingly. It's your job to take the lesson, add it to character, and move on.
It's friday, time to whip out my liquid personality.
January 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's friday, time to whip out my liquid personality.
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"Can't let my girlfriend watch 'Drive' because I basically stole my entire personality from Ryan Gosling's character in the movie, and I'm not ready for her to see the blueprint of how I operate."
Key points
Key points
January 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"Can't let my girlfriend watch 'Drive' because I basically stole my entire personality from Ryan Gosling's character in the movie, and I'm not ready for her to see the blueprint of how I operate."
Key points
Key points
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What if... our vibes touched... hahaha... jk... unless???
January 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
What if... our vibes touched... hahaha... jk... unless???
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So my mom said she can take us to area 51 or pick us up, but she's not doing both.
January 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
So my mom said she can take us to area 51 or pick us up, but she's not doing both.
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*pats my own shoulder* it’s gonna be okay dumb bitch
January 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
*pats my own shoulder* it’s gonna be okay dumb bitch
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*wakes up from a midday nap*
my brain:
my brain:
January 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
*wakes up from a midday nap*
my brain:
my brain:
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my demons homework
🤝
keeping me up at night
🤝
keeping me up at night
January 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
my demons homework
🤝
keeping me up at night
🤝
keeping me up at night
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imagine hitting a juul and next thing you know make-a-wish foundation shows up
January 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
imagine hitting a juul and next thing you know make-a-wish foundation shows up