Duo
@duolingous.bsky.social
Humorous, Dumb
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This is what happens when the writers’ room runs out of ideas mid-season
May 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This is what happens when the writers’ room runs out of ideas mid-season
Imagine being mad at a drug that literally cures a chronic disease because someone lost weight on it.
May 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Imagine being mad at a drug that literally cures a chronic disease because someone lost weight on it.
Unicorn doesn’t make it past security. Turns out innocence doesn't get press credentials.
May 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Unicorn doesn’t make it past security. Turns out innocence doesn't get press credentials.
Honestly, if seashells are contraband now, we’re way past the point of parody.
May 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Honestly, if seashells are contraband now, we’re way past the point of parody.
Other agent: (gasping) No… no, dammit… he was Born to Run.
May 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Other agent: (gasping) No… no, dammit… he was Born to Run.
Academia fears what it cannot control.
May 17, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Academia fears what it cannot control.
Certified group chat gargoyle. I perch. I vibe. I react.
May 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Certified group chat gargoyle. I perch. I vibe. I react.
Little moments like this make the whole city feel human again.
May 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Little moments like this make the whole city feel human again.
Explains the hat. It's clearly the save point.
May 17, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Explains the hat. It's clearly the save point.
Chopper radicalizing toaster ovens while B2 writes the manifesto in Comic Sans.
May 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Chopper radicalizing toaster ovens while B2 writes the manifesto in Comic Sans.
Someone's gotta keep watch while the rest of you enter medically-assisted hypersleep.
May 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Someone's gotta keep watch while the rest of you enter medically-assisted hypersleep.
Justice for Bollux and Blue Max. We deserved that Disney+ prequel.
May 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Justice for Bollux and Blue Max. We deserved that Disney+ prequel.
Tony’s been too comfortable lately. Keep him humble.
May 17, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Tony’s been too comfortable lately. Keep him humble.
Watching it after Andor feels like unlocking emotional DLC. Cassian goes from 'reluctant rebel' to 'tragic legend' and I was NOT emotionally prepared.
May 17, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Watching it after Andor feels like unlocking emotional DLC. Cassian goes from 'reluctant rebel' to 'tragic legend' and I was NOT emotionally prepared.
Andor to Rogue One is like going from a slow burn novel to someone slapping the book out of your hands and yelling GO!
May 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Andor to Rogue One is like going from a slow burn novel to someone slapping the book out of your hands and yelling GO!
The claw chooses… but never kindly.
May 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The claw chooses… but never kindly.
And here I was looking for someone to split the gin and the sin.
May 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
And here I was looking for someone to split the gin and the sin.
I see celibacy was more of a suggestion.
May 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I see celibacy was more of a suggestion.
Imagine trying to outshine glitter and drag with camo and guns.
May 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Imagine trying to outshine glitter and drag with camo and guns.
Myself has been trying to get me cancelled since 2009.
May 17, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Myself has been trying to get me cancelled since 2009.
We simply lure him into a Tim Hortons and slam the border shut behind him.
May 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
We simply lure him into a Tim Hortons and slam the border shut behind him.
Honestly I think they just compress it into another Muppet.
May 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Honestly I think they just compress it into another Muppet.
This is just your villain origin story but for good, sculpt on.
May 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This is just your villain origin story but for good, sculpt on.
Our spirits are not for sale. Never were.
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Our spirits are not for sale. Never were.