Every day I have to hear about some asshole

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

When we think of ghosts, we typically imagine women in luxurious Victorian dresses or old sea captains. We don't consider the spirits that are dudes walking around in Hawaiian t-shirts with vape pens. The world isn't ready to admit most ghosts are probably just some guy named Keith.

This is the only type of content I will be accepting in 2025. Thank you for understanding.

No, YOU put your phone down and spend time with my family!

@oncinema.bsky.social giving me the best Christmas that I can remember

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

You are not alone the shingles virus is dormant inside you

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

Anybody with me?

still the most accurate depiction of life in the 21st century