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Clinically depressed and occasionally annoying about it.
Man, what a life. What a legend.
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
January 29, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Juliette Lewis: a talent and overall coolness that remains unmatched
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The Rocky Horror casting is a balm.
January 29, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Since we published this, Pam Bondi's X account has started posting mugshots of Minnesotans arrested for impeding ICE/CBP. Sharing a defendant's photo publicly in this way is forbidden under DOJ rules
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 PM
At this point, being a Barb needs to be in the DSM.
January 28, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Girl are you the Catholic church? Because you're ruining your (admittedly) impressive legacy and abandoning your base with your unapologetic and vociferous support of PDFs.
Nicki Minaj on Trump: “I am probably the president’s number one fan — and that’s not going to change.”
January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This piece of shit.
January 28, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I call this one "Girl, don't text him."
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 AM
This is so fucking gross. Abolish ICE, full fucking stop.
"I'm gonna give Homan the benefit of the doubt"

"They should coordinate with local law enforcement, pick these people up in the middle of the night when they're not suspecting it"

Walz is capitulating to fascists and encouraging night raids. Genuinely disgusting. Why would anyone settle for this?
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 AM
NOT NOW LACOSTE UNDERWEAR AD STARRING TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ WE ARE BUSY
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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please, oh no, don't tell my employer and neighbors i care about other human beings. what will they think of me
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
January 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Baby's first manicure.
January 27, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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Literally twelve days ago Gavin Newsom apologized to Ben Shapiro for saying that ICE was "state-sponsored terrorism" and now he's calling Bovino a Nazi? He's a power-hungry psychopath who doesn't actually believe in anything.
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Saturday: the government executes a man in broad daylight and spends the day lying to us about the video and eyewitness evidence.

Saturday night. The White House holds a black tie, VIP premiere for the Amazon procuced/Brett Ratner directed documentary about...Melania Trump.
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 AM
January 26, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Why would you believe people who tell you that the US can't shut down institutions at the drop of a hat when you are currently witnessing this administration do it in real time?
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I hope Pam Bondi dies in a hot fire.
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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I can’t afford healthcare or electricity, and ICE just abducted my neighbor. But at least I no longer have to see plaques that mention slavery when I visit national landmarks.
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Whats up you fucking worthless sacks of shit
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM