The Duchess of Paris
@duchessofparis.bsky.social
Cool to be here! From Paris to SF and back
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Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Look, if you had a party scheduled at your house, and the pipes broke and the floor was covered in raw sewage, you’d tell your friends not to come over.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
In that spirit: world, skip the World Cup until we get this sewage worked out. And don’t be too sure about the Olympics.
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ICE
👉 Dossier Municipales à Bordeaux : l'écolo au galop
👉 Procès Marine Le Pen : c'est la faute à l'Europe !
👉 Festival d'Angoulême : Charlie débat avec d'anciens Grand Prix
En vente mercredi !
👉 Dossier Municipales à Bordeaux : l'écolo au galop
👉 Procès Marine Le Pen : c'est la faute à l'Europe !
👉 Festival d'Angoulême : Charlie débat avec d'anciens Grand Prix
En vente mercredi !
January 27, 2026 at 5:00 PM
ICE
👉 Dossier Municipales à Bordeaux : l'écolo au galop
👉 Procès Marine Le Pen : c'est la faute à l'Europe !
👉 Festival d'Angoulême : Charlie débat avec d'anciens Grand Prix
En vente mercredi !
👉 Dossier Municipales à Bordeaux : l'écolo au galop
👉 Procès Marine Le Pen : c'est la faute à l'Europe !
👉 Festival d'Angoulême : Charlie débat avec d'anciens Grand Prix
En vente mercredi !
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Paraphrasing Melania herself, moviegoing audiences throughout the world ask, "Who gives FOOK about Melania?"
(Although it should be noted that the film was never about selling tickets, it was always about Jeff Bezos bribing/flattering Donald Trump.)
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
(Although it should be noted that the film was never about selling tickets, it was always about Jeff Bezos bribing/flattering Donald Trump.)
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Melania documentary struggles in UK cinemas as Vue admits sales are ‘soft’
Only one ticket sold for premiere of film about US first lady at Vue’s flagship London branch as insiders question launch strategy
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Paraphrasing Melania herself, moviegoing audiences throughout the world ask, "Who gives FOOK about Melania?"
(Although it should be noted that the film was never about selling tickets, it was always about Jeff Bezos bribing/flattering Donald Trump.)
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
(Although it should be noted that the film was never about selling tickets, it was always about Jeff Bezos bribing/flattering Donald Trump.)
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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“What they don’t want you to know is that George Soros and his far-left billionaire friends hired Alex Pretti to act as a dependable, beloved pillar of his community for decades,” said President Donald Trump
Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen
WASHINGTON—Claiming that no one would realistically devote their life to serving others without being funded by nefarious actors, President Donald Trump alleged Monday that Democrats had secretly paid...
theonion.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
“What they don’t want you to know is that George Soros and his far-left billionaire friends hired Alex Pretti to act as a dependable, beloved pillar of his community for decades,” said President Donald Trump
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What the fuck, Susan Collins? Are you getting $5 every time a peaceful protester's head hits the pavement?
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
What the fuck, Susan Collins? Are you getting $5 every time a peaceful protester's head hits the pavement?
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Trump & his followers are parasites. They are feeding on the fruits of systems other people built. They can never build anything of their own. They can't imagine, they can't grow, they can't nourish, they can only exploit, drain, & kill. They depend on their hosts.
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Trump & his followers are parasites. They are feeding on the fruits of systems other people built. They can never build anything of their own. They can't imagine, they can't grow, they can't nourish, they can only exploit, drain, & kill. They depend on their hosts.
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Philippe Tabarot : "Pour aider les Français à prendre le train, nous allons lancer les billets SNCF payables en 72 mois avec un prêt à taux variable à partir de 20%, sous réserve d'un dépôt de garantie de 500 euros."
January 26, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Philippe Tabarot : "Pour aider les Français à prendre le train, nous allons lancer les billets SNCF payables en 72 mois avec un prêt à taux variable à partir de 20%, sous réserve d'un dépôt de garantie de 500 euros."
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January 25, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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My message is short and sweet: Cappuccino Pavlova is #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/capp...
Cappuccino Pavlova
I am inordinately proud of this, and am not ashamed to say so.
I have long been a pava-holic but this is my first venture into a fruit-free (though far from fruitless) version. The instant espresso p...
www.nigella.com
January 25, 2026 at 10:49 AM
My message is short and sweet: Cappuccino Pavlova is #RecipeOfTheDay! www.nigella.com/recipes/capp...
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January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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So. No particular order…
Tell me again we’re still the dependable nation. He’s proving Carney’s point from that speech in Davos
Convenient the markets are closed, no?
The President of the United States is a chaos agent.
Republicans in Congress endorse this with their silence.
Tell me again we’re still the dependable nation. He’s proving Carney’s point from that speech in Davos
Convenient the markets are closed, no?
The President of the United States is a chaos agent.
Republicans in Congress endorse this with their silence.
January 24, 2026 at 2:19 PM
So. No particular order…
Tell me again we’re still the dependable nation. He’s proving Carney’s point from that speech in Davos
Convenient the markets are closed, no?
The President of the United States is a chaos agent.
Republicans in Congress endorse this with their silence.
Tell me again we’re still the dependable nation. He’s proving Carney’s point from that speech in Davos
Convenient the markets are closed, no?
The President of the United States is a chaos agent.
Republicans in Congress endorse this with their silence.
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Trump’s back to threatening 100% tariffs on Canada this morning, wow I can’t imagine why the Canadians now see the Chinese as a more reliable trade partner
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Trump’s back to threatening 100% tariffs on Canada this morning, wow I can’t imagine why the Canadians now see the Chinese as a more reliable trade partner
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Everyone who has integrity is on the way out, whether they know it or not.
#FBI Agent Who Tried to Investigate #ICE Officer Johnathan Ross Resigns
The resignation of the agent, Tracee Mergen, was only the latest shock wave to have emerged from the DOJ’s handling of the shooting of #ReneeGood.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/u...
The resignation of the agent, Tracee Mergen, was only the latest shock wave to have emerged from the DOJ’s handling of the shooting of #ReneeGood.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/23/u...
F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
www.nytimes.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Everyone who has integrity is on the way out, whether they know it or not.
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Prepared to propose at this time that we simply make smart glasses a licensed purchase and openly approve warrantless surveillance of all recorded footage. Sure, sure you go right ahead. Make sure you watch Minority Report first
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Prepared to propose at this time that we simply make smart glasses a licensed purchase and openly approve warrantless surveillance of all recorded footage. Sure, sure you go right ahead. Make sure you watch Minority Report first
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You misspelled "BORED".
January 24, 2026 at 8:39 AM
You misspelled "BORED".
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A research paper suggests AI agents are mathematically doomed to fail. The industry doesn’t agree. www.wired.com/story/ai-age...
The Math on AI Agents Doesn’t Add Up
A research paper suggests AI agents are mathematically doomed to fail. The industry doesn’t agree.
www.wired.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
A research paper suggests AI agents are mathematically doomed to fail. The industry doesn’t agree. www.wired.com/story/ai-age...
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This week’s #CookbookCorner stars Miso: From Japanese Classics to Everyday Umami by Bonnie Chung! Read more about this lovely book below, and also get her recipe for Miso Udon Carbonara with Duck Egg. (And you can, of course, use a regular hen’s egg.)
www.nigella.com/cookbook-cor...
www.nigella.com/cookbook-cor...
January 23, 2026 at 4:26 PM
This week’s #CookbookCorner stars Miso: From Japanese Classics to Everyday Umami by Bonnie Chung! Read more about this lovely book below, and also get her recipe for Miso Udon Carbonara with Duck Egg. (And you can, of course, use a regular hen’s egg.)
www.nigella.com/cookbook-cor...
www.nigella.com/cookbook-cor...
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Look forward to checking on these in a few years:
Elon Musk Sure Made Lots of Predictions at Davos
Humanoid robots, space travel, the science of aging—Musk weighed in on all of it at this week’s World Economic Forum. But his predictions rarely work out the way he says they will.
www.wired.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Look forward to checking on these in a few years:
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"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
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He could die tomorrow and the country would still be hollow, callow, spoiled, & ignorant.
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
He could die tomorrow and the country would still be hollow, callow, spoiled, & ignorant.
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TACO caves to NATO
January 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM
TACO caves to NATO