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Bill Johnson
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I’m into single-track trail running, cute dogs, quokka’s, game shows, burritos, chai lattes, sustainable software, bad jokes, fun socks, and Oxford commas
#goblue #sounders #gsf
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Narratives of hopelessness only serve the powerful
yeh the whole narrative of hopelessness only serves the powerful.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠

Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.

📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Hey Siri, show me a random play from offensive coordinator Rube Goldberg’s playbook”
Well that’s a new one
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No matter how much time passes, the first Blue Jay I think of is always John Olerud
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Another reason to take the monorail - great view of the protests! 🪧
Seattle No Kings from the monorail
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Dos a cero! (Roldan assists vs everyone else) #USMNT
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Thank you all for not helping me do this. I should not be a sports gambler
Can anyone help me throw all my money down on the Blue Jays winning game 1 of the next round since neither the Tigers or Mariners will have any pitchers left?
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Bump. Great series!
This Tigers v Mariners is objectively a fucking great game, regardless of the outcome.

Go Tigers tho 🐅
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Tigers, just refusing to die
two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Can anyone help me throw all my money down on the Blue Jays winning game 1 of the next round since neither the Tigers or Mariners will have any pitchers left?
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This Tigers v Mariners is objectively a fucking great game, regardless of the outcome.

Go Tigers tho 🐅
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
October 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
That’s 4 Mariners broken bats now, is this normal?
This seems like a disproportionate number of broken bats from the Mariners tonight
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This seems like a disproportionate number of broken bats from the Mariners tonight
October 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Pike’s Place Market
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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DAILY HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT WITH ANTIFA.
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I can’t decide if I want Purdue to win or lose today because of this www.espn.com/college-foot...
Taylor Swift 10, Purdue 0: Can the Boilermakers break the 'curse' vs. Illinois?
Purdue is 4-11 in its first game after a Taylor Swift album drops -- and 0-10 when that game falls within seven days of a release.
www.espn.com
October 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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The iPhone calculator app lets you see your history and it’s pretty humiliating
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Post something random or have an awful October.
October 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
War ravaged Portland? The Voodoo vs Blue Star debate must have really escalated recently
September 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Has anyone does analysis on emissions (or just gallons of gas used) from idling cars at drive-thru’s? Given the sheer number of drive-thru’s across the US and how long it takes sometimes to get through, I’d be curious of the equivalence
September 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Michigan still undefeated with “acting head coaches”.
September 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM