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Bill Johnson
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I’m into single-track trail running, cute dogs, quokka’s, game shows, burritos, chai lattes, sustainable software, bad jokes, fun socks, and Oxford commas
#goblue #sounders #gsf
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Narratives of hopelessness only serve the powerful
yeh the whole narrative of hopelessness only serves the powerful.
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So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Fuck Trump and all the senators, representatives, media members, and voters that enable him
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Couple questions:
1. How are these the only 3 age ranges available?
2. Does this website consider me as deceased now?
December 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Happy Pop-Tart Bowl day to all those that celebrate!
December 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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#GVerse Something funny on a Saturday?

I love animal videos. 😂😂
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Good night y’all! Here’s Pudge wearing a knitted Bowling Green Helmet.
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I just remembered Billy Bush - he was just near Trump and laughing and decided to nope the hell out of everything, never to be seen again.

+1 Judgment
December 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If any charity out there wants a bunch of money, I’m available to be a contestant on a celebrity game show whenever you want.
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Tom Brady is giving off Uncle Rico vibes calling this game
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Mark Few right now.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The problem with most saunas is that they can’t fit the entire Detroit Lions roster in them
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠

Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.

📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Hey Siri, show me a random play from offensive coordinator Rube Goldberg’s playbook”
Well that’s a new one
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Records obtained by ProPublica indicate that food banks across the country were expecting more than 27 million pounds of chicken, 2 million gallons of milk, 10 million pounds of dried fruit and 60 million eggs that never arrived.
Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived.
ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...
projects.propublica.org
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No matter how much time passes, the first Blue Jay I think of is always John Olerud
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Another reason to take the monorail - great view of the protests! 🪧
Seattle No Kings from the monorail
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Dos a cero! (Roldan assists vs everyone else) #USMNT
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Thank you all for not helping me do this. I should not be a sports gambler
Can anyone help me throw all my money down on the Blue Jays winning game 1 of the next round since neither the Tigers or Mariners will have any pitchers left?
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Bump. Great series!
This Tigers v Mariners is objectively a fucking great game, regardless of the outcome.

Go Tigers tho 🐅
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Tigers, just refusing to die
two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Can anyone help me throw all my money down on the Blue Jays winning game 1 of the next round since neither the Tigers or Mariners will have any pitchers left?
October 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This Tigers v Mariners is objectively a fucking great game, regardless of the outcome.

Go Tigers tho 🐅
October 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM