David Smiley
@dsmiley53.bsky.social
Sounders FC and Mariners fan, proud father, tolerable husband, 0.2 WAR software engineer.
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David Smiley
@dsmiley53.bsky.social
· May 15
Nearly didn't make it, but got a full year of Wordle puzzles!
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9 years ago, emails were everything to MAGA.
Today, emails are apparently no big deal.
Today, emails are apparently no big deal.
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
9 years ago, emails were everything to MAGA.
Today, emails are apparently no big deal.
Today, emails are apparently no big deal.
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Clearly the players who play the sports we love to watch hate gambling; think it's ruining the game. The only people who want it are networks and the league. I think it's important to remember that. Whenever you fire up the gambling app, you're fucking with the people you love to watch every week
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Clearly the players who play the sports we love to watch hate gambling; think it's ruining the game. The only people who want it are networks and the league. I think it's important to remember that. Whenever you fire up the gambling app, you're fucking with the people you love to watch every week
They will blame literally anything before guns.
First they came for reproductive rights.
Then they came for vaccines.
Now they’re coming for mental health.
There is zero evidence SSRIs cause mass violence.
You know what does? Guns — and the fact that anyone can access weapons that kill hundreds in seconds.
#GunReformNow
Then they came for vaccines.
Now they’re coming for mental health.
There is zero evidence SSRIs cause mass violence.
You know what does? Guns — and the fact that anyone can access weapons that kill hundreds in seconds.
#GunReformNow
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
They will blame literally anything before guns.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Fucking Democratics. Were you not paying attention to the election results? People want you to stand up to MAGA, not collapse and apologize for not being enough of Trump's bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Fucking Democratics. Were you not paying attention to the election results? People want you to stand up to MAGA, not collapse and apologize for not being enough of Trump's bitch.
I'm getting really tired of being a Seattle fan on the wrong end of a "playoff game we'll never forget" headline.
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I'm getting really tired of being a Seattle fan on the wrong end of a "playoff game we'll never forget" headline.
My daughter has a soccer game in Tacoma. Holy shit, what happened?
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My daughter has a soccer game in Tacoma. Holy shit, what happened?
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Nobody should go hungry when there is so much to go around in this country. There really is more than enough here for everybody.
I am so so tired of the undeserving poor trope, can we PLEASE start talking about the undeserving wealthy?
I am so so tired of the undeserving poor trope, can we PLEASE start talking about the undeserving wealthy?
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Nobody should go hungry when there is so much to go around in this country. There really is more than enough here for everybody.
I am so so tired of the undeserving poor trope, can we PLEASE start talking about the undeserving wealthy?
I am so so tired of the undeserving poor trope, can we PLEASE start talking about the undeserving wealthy?
Apparently Dune and Brigadoon are different.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Apparently Dune and Brigadoon are different.
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What we know, 10:20pm
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What we know, 10:20pm
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
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The worst people are having a bad night. You truly love to see it.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The worst people are having a bad night. You truly love to see it.
Loons: But you're supposed to bunkerrrrr!
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November 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Loons: But you're supposed to bunkerrrrr!
What a goddamn run
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
What a goddamn run
We have Paul Rothrock
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
We have Paul Rothrock
"Three subs, just like the pros do."
-- @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
-- @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
"Three subs, just like the pros do."
-- @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
-- @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Rothrock again trying the strategy of "fuck it, I'll win this game all by myself."
November 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Rothrock again trying the strategy of "fuck it, I'll win this game all by myself."
Well...I will say the playoffs this year were a million times better without the Astros.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well...I will say the playoffs this year were a million times better without the Astros.
Our pumpkin looks like a scrotum. I can't unsee it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Our pumpkin looks like a scrotum. I can't unsee it.
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
In a season of godawful sound mixing, tonight might be the worst. Nice job, @mls.bsky.social
#SoundersFC
#SoundersFC
October 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In a season of godawful sound mixing, tonight might be the worst. Nice job, @mls.bsky.social
#SoundersFC
#SoundersFC