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I find it weird how much people simp for AMC. Smaller chains and even individually owned theaters have been doing this for years/decades, but yes let’s applaud AMC’s overpriced ass for finally following suit
AMC will slash prices on Wednesdays by 50% starting in July 🍿

The goal is to get more people into theaters between weekends

(via Business)
May 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Started watching Vanderpump Rules last week and now my imposter syndrome is gone, I’m feeling better about where I’m at in life, my skin is clearer. VPR is the cure to a quarter life crisis
April 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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At this point there's really nothing new to say.

We've been doing this for years, it's aggressively clear. She's the world's most prominent transphobe. Engaging in Harry Potter as a franchise supports her. She has explicitly said that she views that support as approval of her views.
“J.K. Rowling has a right to express her personal views. We will remain focused on the development of the new series, which will only benefit from her involvement."

She does. But those views are harming trans people, and JK Rowling should face consequences for that.
variety.com/2024/tv/news...
HBO Says ‘Harry Potter’ Series Will ‘Benefit’ From J.K. Rowling’s Involvement: She ‘Has the Right to Express Her Personal Views’
HBO supports J.K. Rowling's involvement with the new "Harry Potter" show as the core fanbase grapples with Rowling’s controversial views on trans identity.
variety.com
November 21, 2024 at 11:13 AM
You wanna talk about child grooming why do pacifier lanyards always come w a set of anal beads on them
April 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Maybe it’s not a great thing that all my liberal (vaccinated) friends are self-diagnosing themselves with autism
April 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’d like to kiss the HBO execs on the mouth for giving us new White Lotus, Righteous Gemstones, Hacks, and The Last of Us all in the span of a few months. My guardian angels distracting me from the horrors of being a US citizen
April 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I still think about this tweet sometimes
April 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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my offer to america: we bring woke back
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever

calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
April 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Most of us migrated here to stop using a platform owned by a nazi. Sorry if that’s not very “lolz” worthy - what is this, 2007? I can haz cheezburger ass writing
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Apr 7
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
wrd.cm
April 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
April 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Every scene of the dad in the White Lotus
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Cory Booker yapping for 25 straight hours is so New Jersey of him it’s like me when my friends are tired and want to go home but I bring up decade-old tea to keep them interested in the conversation
April 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The New Jersey experience tonight:
April 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Senator Cory Booker has broken the record for longest floor speech in U.S. Senate history, after speaking for over 24 hours.

Booker’s speech is protesting the actions of the current Trump administration.
April 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Netflix 🤮😭💔 why not a good streaming service smh
‘One of Them Days’ starring Keke Palmer and SZA will be available on Netflix tomorrow.
March 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Who’s your favorite bisexual and why is it Alan Cumming
March 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
WITH COCAINE????
The New York diner that went viral for serving coke the old-fashioned way turns 100 this year.
March 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They should’ve got the Oovoo Javer guy and his brother to do the incest thing on White Lotus
March 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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There are still living Navajo Code Talkers. And the people who oppose them are still literal Nazis.
Clearest proof yet that the Trump admin uses "DEI" to mean "nonwhite people doing something impressive and getting credit."

Navajo Code Talkers made a big difference in WWII. The Axis had more trouble translating their language than cracking codes. And it's not like the Navajo owed the US anything.
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Mar 17
Exclusive: Navajo Code Talkers disappear from military websites after Trump DEI order
March 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Imagine spending your time hating me and I’m just unbothered scrolling on eBay saving vintage engagement rings
March 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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“None of your hunger is because someone else has the food”
March 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM