FunguyAWAL
@dontlookinmybeard.bsky.social
Hate all you want. I'm gonna love for no reason. 40ish, leaning in on art and horticulture. There is a world worth living for. Even if it's full of assholes.
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To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
March 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
Is the map in Trump's Bibles of the Gulf of Mexico accidentally labeled as the Gulf of America because of incompetency?
February 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Is the map in Trump's Bibles of the Gulf of Mexico accidentally labeled as the Gulf of America because of incompetency?
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Library Out Loud
Feat. Scrumm
February 27 🎵 FREE 🎶
7PM
Friends Room
4th Floor
Downtown OKC
Library
via the
Oklahoma
Underground
Music Archive
(Park in the Arts District Garage. We have vouchers!)
Metropolitan Library System
300 Park Ave. Oklahoma City OK 73102
metrolibrary.org | 405-231-8650
Feat. Scrumm
February 27 🎵 FREE 🎶
7PM
Friends Room
4th Floor
Downtown OKC
Library
via the
Oklahoma
Underground
Music Archive
(Park in the Arts District Garage. We have vouchers!)
Metropolitan Library System
300 Park Ave. Oklahoma City OK 73102
metrolibrary.org | 405-231-8650
February 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Library Out Loud
Feat. Scrumm
February 27 🎵 FREE 🎶
7PM
Friends Room
4th Floor
Downtown OKC
Library
via the
Oklahoma
Underground
Music Archive
(Park in the Arts District Garage. We have vouchers!)
Metropolitan Library System
300 Park Ave. Oklahoma City OK 73102
metrolibrary.org | 405-231-8650
Feat. Scrumm
February 27 🎵 FREE 🎶
7PM
Friends Room
4th Floor
Downtown OKC
Library
via the
Oklahoma
Underground
Music Archive
(Park in the Arts District Garage. We have vouchers!)
Metropolitan Library System
300 Park Ave. Oklahoma City OK 73102
metrolibrary.org | 405-231-8650
Please be real. Spread this.
February 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Please be real. Spread this.
Feels accurate.
February 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Feels accurate.
When someone says, "I don't talk politics," I hear, "I'm too privileged to care about that."
It's hard, but be difficult with those in your life who claim this statement.
It time to "fuck their feelings".
It's hard, but be difficult with those in your life who claim this statement.
It time to "fuck their feelings".
February 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When someone says, "I don't talk politics," I hear, "I'm too privileged to care about that."
It's hard, but be difficult with those in your life who claim this statement.
It time to "fuck their feelings".
It's hard, but be difficult with those in your life who claim this statement.
It time to "fuck their feelings".
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T-Mobile & Apple are getting into bed with Starlink as we speak.
Maybe we should oppose that.
Maybe we should oppose that.
Starlink should be banned from European markets on national security grounds.
Anything requiring Starlink should be shut out of the European market, and sanctions should be considered against all relevant actors.
kyivindependent.com/us-threatens...
Anything requiring Starlink should be shut out of the European market, and sanctions should be considered against all relevant actors.
kyivindependent.com/us-threatens...
US threatens to shut off Starlink if Ukraine won't sign minerals deal, sources tell Reuters
The U.S. first raised the prospect of shutting off Starlink service after Zelensky rejected the deal presented on Feb. 12. Starlink terminals are critical in securing Ukraine's battlefield communicati...
kyivindependent.com
February 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
T-Mobile & Apple are getting into bed with Starlink as we speak.
Maybe we should oppose that.
Maybe we should oppose that.
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I suspect we’re going to be hearing more stories about failing farmers having their land bought for cheep—it’s not a coincidence. Is this why USAID was cut—to make way for billionaires?!
Watch til the end and keep an eye on national parklands too.
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Watch til the end and keep an eye on national parklands too.
🧵
February 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I suspect we’re going to be hearing more stories about failing farmers having their land bought for cheep—it’s not a coincidence. Is this why USAID was cut—to make way for billionaires?!
Watch til the end and keep an eye on national parklands too.
🧵
Watch til the end and keep an eye on national parklands too.
🧵
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“The United States has threatened to cut off Ukraine's access to Starlink satellite internet terminals if Kyiv does not reach a deal with the U.S. regarding critical mineral resources, Reuters reported on Feb. 21, citing three sources familiar with the negotiations.”
US threatens to shut off Starlink if Ukraine won't sign minerals deal, sources tell Reuters
The U.S. first raised the prospect of shutting off Starlink service after Zelensky rejected the deal presented on Feb. 12. Starlink terminals are critical in securing Ukraine's battlefield communicati...
kyivindependent.com
February 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“The United States has threatened to cut off Ukraine's access to Starlink satellite internet terminals if Kyiv does not reach a deal with the U.S. regarding critical mineral resources, Reuters reported on Feb. 21, citing three sources familiar with the negotiations.”
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Aging Noise Artist Remembers a Time When You Could Pull Your Penis Out at a Show and Everyone Wouldn’t Get All Weird About It
thehardtimes.net/music/aging-...
thehardtimes.net/music/aging-...
Aging Noise Artist Remembers a Time When You Could Pull Your Penis Out at a Show and Everyone Wouldn’t Get All Weird About It
Local 46-year-old musician Tim Reddy of the seminal one-person noise/grind collective 5CrpseFckPrty complained that you could no longer whip out your schlong on stage without making everyone feel weir...
thehardtimes.net
February 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Aging Noise Artist Remembers a Time When You Could Pull Your Penis Out at a Show and Everyone Wouldn’t Get All Weird About It
thehardtimes.net/music/aging-...
thehardtimes.net/music/aging-...
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Then whole band agrees: We'd rather piss our pants than stop at a Valero™
February 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Then whole band agrees: We'd rather piss our pants than stop at a Valero™
To be winning at capitalism is to be failing at life.
February 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
To be winning at capitalism is to be failing at life.
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If Congress and the courts can't stop Trump from abusing his power, who can?
February 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If Congress and the courts can't stop Trump from abusing his power, who can?
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President Donald Trump's threats to impose new tariffs on European goods has caused Americans to suddenly stockpile their favorite Italian wines, especially prosecco.
U.S. Prosecco importers panic as Trump's tariff threat bubbles up
President Trump's threats to impose new tariffs on European goods has led Americans to suddenly stockpile their favorite Italian wines, especially sparkling Prosecco.
www.npr.org
February 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
President Donald Trump's threats to impose new tariffs on European goods has caused Americans to suddenly stockpile their favorite Italian wines, especially prosecco.
So I had to dispatch a wounded animal today, consoled a young woman in shock. Cried more than I wanted to. Plus, I have this murderous fantasy I'm trying to resolve. Fun stuff
February 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
So I had to dispatch a wounded animal today, consoled a young woman in shock. Cried more than I wanted to. Plus, I have this murderous fantasy I'm trying to resolve. Fun stuff
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Do your part in preventing indecent exposure by covering your offensive body with items from The Onion store.
store.theonion.com/p...
store.theonion.com/p...
January 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Do your part in preventing indecent exposure by covering your offensive body with items from The Onion store.
store.theonion.com/p...
store.theonion.com/p...
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Tolerance is reserved for folks with basic human decency.
January 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Tolerance is reserved for folks with basic human decency.
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ANYWAY, sorry, here's a bird. Pause and regard the bird. The bird is happy, for the bird has found a peanut. May we all find the small joy of finding a tasty snack today.
(photo by me)
(photo by me)
January 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
ANYWAY, sorry, here's a bird. Pause and regard the bird. The bird is happy, for the bird has found a peanut. May we all find the small joy of finding a tasty snack today.
(photo by me)
(photo by me)
Reality really is more fucked than my imagination. Because I am not fucked. There are fucked people tho. They seem to be in charge.
January 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Reality really is more fucked than my imagination. Because I am not fucked. There are fucked people tho. They seem to be in charge.
So I dosed myself by accident with LSD one time cleaning out my shop. That was interesting. Because I had to still be dad to my littles at the time. I started laughing at dinner and held on for dear life while watching Frozen for bedtime. When everyone finally went to bed, I stayed up all night.
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So I dosed myself by accident with LSD one time cleaning out my shop. That was interesting. Because I had to still be dad to my littles at the time. I started laughing at dinner and held on for dear life while watching Frozen for bedtime. When everyone finally went to bed, I stayed up all night.
Just thinking about the time I was overwhelmed while driving my kids to a bday party and I pulled over to ugly cry standing in front of the van on the shoulder of a busy highway interchange. 2024 was rough.
January 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Just thinking about the time I was overwhelmed while driving my kids to a bday party and I pulled over to ugly cry standing in front of the van on the shoulder of a busy highway interchange. 2024 was rough.