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@donotassume.bsky.social
To pretend to have or be
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The four remaining playoff teams are almost (sorry Revs) the four corners of MLS. Vancouver, San Diego, Miami, and NYCFC.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The four remaining playoff teams are almost (sorry Revs) the four corners of MLS. Vancouver, San Diego, Miami, and NYCFC.
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Is #TMobile back again? Are they returning to what got them here #UnCarrier cycle and put customer first over profits, #WontStop?
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is #TMobile back again? Are they returning to what got them here #UnCarrier cycle and put customer first over profits, #WontStop?
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Here’s our head of Health & Human Service, America.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Here’s our head of Health & Human Service, America.
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
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Relegate the Raiders
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Relegate the Raiders
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
#Predictive markets, a disguise for #gambling? Is this the new NFT or Web 3.0 flop?
kalshi.com
polymarket.com
kalshi.com
polymarket.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
#Predictive markets, a disguise for #gambling? Is this the new NFT or Web 3.0 flop?
kalshi.com
polymarket.com
kalshi.com
polymarket.com
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AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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You can probably skip this Lifetime movie.
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You can probably skip this Lifetime movie.
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This is odd, it looks like the DOJ skipped suing Texas entirely. The Justice Department is now suing California over the new congressional district boundaries that voters approved just last week, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Thursday in a post on X. Who are they going to sue, the voters?
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is odd, it looks like the DOJ skipped suing Texas entirely. The Justice Department is now suing California over the new congressional district boundaries that voters approved just last week, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Thursday in a post on X. Who are they going to sue, the voters?
Rather be blessed than lucky.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Rather be blessed than lucky.
Veteran
noun
vet·er·an | \ ˈve-tə-rən , ˈve-trən \
Definition
1:
a: a former member of the armed forces
b: an old soldier of long service
2: a person of long experience usually in some occupation or skill (such as politics or the arts)
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/v...
noun
vet·er·an | \ ˈve-tə-rən , ˈve-trən \
Definition
1:
a: a former member of the armed forces
b: an old soldier of long service
2: a person of long experience usually in some occupation or skill (such as politics or the arts)
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/v...
Definition of VETERAN
a former member of the armed forces; an old soldier of long service; a person of long experience usually in some occupation or skill (such as politics or the arts)… See the full definition
www.merriam-webster.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Veteran
noun
vet·er·an | \ ˈve-tə-rən , ˈve-trən \
Definition
1:
a: a former member of the armed forces
b: an old soldier of long service
2: a person of long experience usually in some occupation or skill (such as politics or the arts)
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/v...
noun
vet·er·an | \ ˈve-tə-rən , ˈve-trən \
Definition
1:
a: a former member of the armed forces
b: an old soldier of long service
2: a person of long experience usually in some occupation or skill (such as politics or the arts)
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/v...
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Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
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I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵
I thought my new health insurance premium was going to be $350 per month until I got this letter informing me that it would be $1,228.28 PER MONTH. I CURRENTLY PAY $50. Is my math mathing? Is that.... a 2,356.42% increase?
2256.42%????
TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩
2256.42%????
TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED FIFTY SIX POINT FORTY TWO PERCENT😩
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm single. No kids, no claims, no pre-existing conditions. The cataclysmic leap from paying $50 a month to $1,228.28 a month is a level of devastation the depth of which I'm struggling to articulate. I wasn't going to be able to afford when I thought it was going up to $350 a month. And now...😵
Elon Musk needs $1 Trillion to support how many kids and wives?
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Elon Musk needs $1 Trillion to support how many kids and wives?
Sir, this is Wendy's.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sir, this is Wendy's.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty