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@donotassume.bsky.social
To pretend to have or be
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Is #TMobile back again? Are they returning to what got them here #UnCarrier cycle and put customer first over profits, #WontStop?
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Is #TMobile back again? Are they returning to what got them here #UnCarrier cycle and put customer first over profits, #WontStop?
I see it now.
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I see it now.
Sir, this is Wendy's.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sir, this is Wendy's.
Rat free zone
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Rat free zone
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Keeps coming
October 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Keeps coming
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I remember the first time I saw him, I stopped for a second, and thought Randy? No his younger brother, I was corrected.
September 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I remember the first time I saw him, I stopped for a second, and thought Randy? No his younger brother, I was corrected.
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Mascot name: Maverick
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Mascot name: Maverick
Still trying
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Still trying
One way to kill the mood when you're excited to buy tickets to a live event.
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
One way to kill the mood when you're excited to buy tickets to a live event.
September 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm not paying you a fee.
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm not paying you a fee.
No wonder the score didn't make sense at the end.
August 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
No wonder the score didn't make sense at the end.
They are getting better at these payouts.
August 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
They are getting better at these payouts.